[crazyidiot78]

Ideas I had for a Fate Zero nanoha cross over
FYI- more of a crack fic to bring some light hearted humor into the Nasu verse, oh and I have very little knowledge of the Nasu verse having only seen the original Fate anime, the UBW movie, and Tsukihime

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Ilya might have been a homunculus but she was still a child, and all children are curious, especially when they are told that they cannot take part in something. Thus Ilya, snuck into the chapel, mommy and daddy were using for their special work. Mommy said they were summoning a helper for Daddy’s last job. I wonder if I can summon a friend too. It gets really boring with just the maids around here. Hiding in the back behind the pews Ilya imitated her parents pushing her own magic into the circle hoping for a friend to play with, and maybe someone who could help keep daddy safe on his job.

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A silver haired woman locked deep in the recesses of the ancient magical artifact of doom known as the Holy Grail smiled. “Perhaps this is my chance to put this abomination to an end once and for all, but where am I going to find a servant capable of granting her wish.”
“I can help with that,” another silver haired woman replied.
“Who are you,” the first woman asked surprised at another presence inside the Grail.
“Reinforce Eins, and I think I can help you with your plan, Miss,” Reinforce replied.
“Justica, and why would you help me,” Justica asked.
“It might be fun, and you can use the heavens feel to get rid of the big dark and ugly I’m tethered to, so I can return to my own universe,” Reinforce replied pointing to the writing mass of tentacles stuck on her arm.
“And you’ll help me get out of here,” Justica asked.
“Yes,” Reinforce replied.
“Then we have a deal,” Justica said extending a hand.
“Let operation troll the Grail war begin,” the women cheered as Reinforce wondered if Hayate had rubbed off on her too much.

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The summoning ritual reached its zenith, an explosion of light and smoking flooding the chapel. “Who are you,” Kiritsugu gasped as the smoke cleared revealing two women. One was a petite woman dressed in what could only be described as a battle dress, her blond hair held in a tasteful bun. The woman’s piercing green eyes looking straight at Kiritsugu. The second woman, was an amazon compared to the first her bust sitting at a level above the shorter woman’s head. Dressed in a black and blue body suite and white jacket, her long blond hair in a single side ponytail. Her one red and one green eye searching the room for something.
“Are you my master,” the shorter woman said her hands resting on a long broadsword.
“Yes,” Kiritsugu replied.
“Then I servant saber accept this contract,” Saber replied as the taller woman walked down the aisle.
“Um, miss,” Iri asked as the unknown blond crouched down behind the last pew.
“Are you my master,” the woman said.
“Yes,” Ilya squeaked.
“Then I your servant Saber accept this contract,” the second saber said picking Ilya up. “You are so cute,” the woman squealed.
“Ilya is a master,” Iri gasped in fright.
“But there are two sabers,” Kiritsugu added.
“That’s not possible,” Iri replied.
“Oh, that’s because my cute little master asked for a playmate, and for someone to protect her daddy while he goes off to do his last job,” the taller saber replied. “Oh, hi Olive, I didn’t know Reinforce was going to summon you to. Do you think you could talk to Einhart, she is still dealing with Claes’s memories of your demise.”
“I am not Olive,” the smaller saber replied.
“But I thought……” the tall saber said putting a finger to her chin. “I guess that makes sense, my adult mode is a bit more developed than you.”
“Who are you,” Iri asked hoping to change the subject before the two sabers duked it out.
“Vivio Takamachi,” the tall girl replied.
“Do you know how you were summoned,” Kiritsugu asked.
“Yup, it’s because Justica is trying to put an end to this Holy Grail mess with the help of Reinforce Eins, so they can both be free to go home. Oh and it’s to play with Ilya and keep her daddy safe because Reinforce said you were a sociopath with a god complex or something. No more of this kill 1 to save 100 thingie or I’m gonna shove a starlight breaker were the sun doesn’t shine,” Vivio said imitating her mother when she was mad.
“What is a starlight breaker,” Ilya asked.
“A bombardment spell, that uses spent magical energy as a finishing move in magical combat, but Reinforce said you would call it an anti-fortress attack or was it anti-world I don’t remember,” Vivio said as Iri and Kiritsugu paled. “So are you my kid or something?” Vivio asked Saber.
“What makes you think you are my mother,” Saber gasped in surprise.
“Well you look like me, and this wouldn’t be the first time I’ve time traveled,” Vivio replied. “So who are you saber-chan,” Vivio asked giving a growling saber a pat on the head as Ilya giggled happily.
“I am Arturia Pendragon,” saber growled lashing out with her sword, only for it to clan against a barrier.
“Oh like King Arthur, cool,” Vivio replied as Iri and Kiritsugu struggled to comprehend all that happened. “So where you his queen.”
“I am King Arthur,” Saber growled.
“But you’re a girl,” Vivio replied. “I guess that’s ok, since Olive was a king to.”
“You…..” Saber growled.
“How about we get some dinner,” Iri chimed in. Before the two of you kill each other.
“Ok,” Vivio and Ilya cheered leaving a confused Saber, and Kiritsugu behind.

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Someone please save me and Uncle Kariya. Sakura could only watch in horror as her uncle writhed in pain while summoning a servant for the grail wars. His screams stopped as the room was flooded in darkness. As the light returned Sakura was surprised to find herself in the arms of a young teenaged girl with long black hair. “Who are you,” Sakura squeaked.
“Are you my master,” the girl asked.
“Yes,” Sakura replied mimicking her uncle as he did the same to a large armored knight.
“Then I berserker accept this contract,” the girl replied. “Why don’t we get out of here those worms are disgusting.”
“Excellent work Kariya even a reject like you can summon a respectable servant,” an old man said poking Kariya with his cane.
“Uncle Kariya,” Sakura whimpered as the old man berated her Uncle.
Sensing her masters concern, the female berserker leapt down in front of the old man. “I normally don’t hit senior citizens but for you I can make an exception.”
“Who are you,” the man growled.
“Servant berserker,” the girl replied helping Kariya to his feet.
“Impossible,” the man replied.
“It seems even you can’t predict everything Zouken,” Kariya gasped.
“Uncle Kariya,” Sakura called out rushing to her uncles side a red shaped tattoo on her hand clearly visible.
“Explain this Sakura,” Zouken growled grabbing Sakura’s arm.
“I don’t know,” Sakura whimpered as the worms inside her body began to activate. It burns. Berserker….. Help. Her silent cries did not go unanswered as Sakura once again found herself wrapped in the protective arms of her servant.
“Listen you old perve, keep your hands off my master or else,” the female berserker growled her hand glowing with black energy. “Let’s go get some food master.”
Kariya could only laugh as his grandfather growled in rage. Keep her safe berserker.

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Sakura’s sister was having a similar experience as she watched her father summon a servant for the grail war. Hoping to help her father summon a powerful servant she pumped her own magic into the ritual at the last moment. A man glad in golden armor strode out of the smoke, supreme confidence rolling off him in waves. He’s strong…. But there is someone stronger here.
“Excellent with a powerful servant the Grail will be Toshaka’s,” Tokimi said completing the ritual with the golden archer. “Look Rin, this is the power of the Toshaka line.”
“Father,” Rin asked.
“Yes, Rin,” Tokimi replied.
“Who is that,” Rin asked pointing to a red haired woman.
“Archer explain,” Tokimi asked.
“The mongrel mean nothing to me,” Archer replied.
“Mongrel, I’ll show you mongrel, you pompous ass,” the red haired woman replied smacking the golden archer upside the head.
“You dare,” archer growled. “I am the…
“Stuff it up your pie hole, King of heroes. I was conquering planets when you were still soiling diapers,” the woman shot back before kneeling before Rin. I think I’m spending too much time with Teana and Subaru. “Are you my master?”
“Me, Rin squeaked,” hiding behind her mother’s leg.
“Yes, you wanted someone to help win the grail and get your sister back right,” the female archer said.
“Yes, I want to see Sakura-neechan again, and help daddy,” Rin replied.
“Then I Ixpella the flame queen of hades, am at your service, lady Rin,” Ixpella replied.
“You dare…” Archer growled summoning a sword from the gate of Babylon.
“Go away people talking,” Ixpella said melting the sword with a lance of flame.
“Tokimi, Rin, could you please tell your servants if they want to play to please go outside,” Aoi growled.
“Yes, dear, mom,” the pair replied.