2007-03-31, 23:59
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The Necessary Evil
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Peeing on Stinku's Grave
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Sorry for delays. Here is Alicenger chapter 2.
Ps. up yours Disney!
Spoiler for Rozen Sentai Alicenger chpt 2:
Rozen Maiden: アリスのために! ローゼン戦隊: アリセンジャー! (Alice no Tameni! Rozen Sentai: Alicenger!/For Alice! Rozen Sentai: Alicenger!)
Authored by: Flo
第2话: ファイト! ジャンクメイデン
Faito! Junk Maiden!
Fight! Junk Maiden!
Suigintou: I AM NOT A JUNK! *Stabs Flo*
Flo: ZOMG THE PAIN! X_X
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Disclaimer: I do not own anything that is Rozen Maiden except for Original Characters.
Warning: Fic stealing will result in immediate mind fuck.
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Winnie-Youka: “WAHAHAHAHAHA! What a joke, you guys are pathetic!”
Suiseiseki: “Nani? How dare you ~desu! We’ll kick your ass right here and now ~desu!”
Stinku: “As long the 5 sisters are united, we can overcome anything!”
Souseiseki: *taps Shinku’s shoulder from behind” “Err Shinku?”
Shinku: “What?”
Souseiseki: “We have a little problem here.”
Souseiseki points to Suigintou, who sulk in a distance mumbling some gibberish to herself.
Suigintou: *In very depressing tone* “Back when everyone used to call me Gin-sama….I’m not a junk…what did I do to deserve this…I’m not a junk…”
Shinku: “Oh no…” *smacks her forehead*
Hina Ichigo: “We’re in deep shit ~nano!”
Clown-Youka: *rofl* “BWAHHAHAHAHAHAHA! I can’t stop! This is too funny!”
Winnie-Youka: “HAHAHA, but enough of this stupidity, we will now end your life! Let’s go Aibou (Buddy)!”
Clown-Youka: “Yosh! Kyodai (Bro)!”
Winnie-Youka/Clown-Youka: “ULTIMATE HITSATSU! HYPER DODBY SURROUND SOUND KARAOKE SYSTEM!!”
Huge Dodby Surround Sound Speakers and Systems suddenly appears, height equivalent to a 10 storey building.
Winnie-Youka: “MICROPHONE~~~~ ON!”
Clown-Youka: “VOLUME~~~~MAX!”
Winnie-Youka: “READY AIBOU?!”
Clown-Youka: “Ikusou (Let’s go) Kyodai!”
Winnie-Youka/Clown-Youka: “1! 2! 1 2 3 GO!”
And so the horrible singing starts.
Deep In The 100 acred wood
Where Christopher Robin plays
You'll find the enchanted neighborhood
Of Christophers childhood days
A donkey named Eeyore is his friend
And Kanga and little Roo
Theres Rabbit and Piglet
Then theres Owl
But most of all Winne The Pooh
Winnie The Pooh
Winnie The Pooh
chubby little cubby all stuffed with fluff
Hes Winnie The Pooh
Winnie The Pooh
Willy nilly silly old bear
Winnie The Pooh
Winnie The Pooh
chubby little cubby all stuffed with fluff
Hes Winnie The Pooh
Winnie The Pooh
Willy nilly silly old bear
Welcome To you & how do ya do
Here comes a tale 'bout winne the pooh
Now set this to repeat forever and see what happens
Kanaria: “OH SHI- THEIR SINGING IS HORRIBLE!”
Souseiseki: *Cover her ears* “OMG MY EARS!”
Shinku: “THE HORROR!”
Suiseiseki: *Runs arounds fanatically* “MAKE IT STOP DESU!”
Hina Ichigo: “We’re getting owned ~nano!” *XO*
Suigintou: *Still sulking* “I’m not a junk… I’m not a junk… I’m not a junk…”
Clown-Youka: “Hey Kyodai, this one seems unaffected.”
Winnie-Youka: “Does it matter? Once we trash those useless girls…”
Suigintou: *heard something sensitive* “Trash…?”
Winnie-Youka: “We will then take care of that junk right there!” *points at Suigintou*
Suigintou: *heard that magical word* “Junk? JUNK!?! JUUUUUUUUNNNNKKKKK?????? RAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWRRRRRRRR!!” *Powers up!* “I AM NOT A JUNK! DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEE!!!!!” *Lungs towards the Youka*
Winnie-Youka/Clown-Youka: *O_o* “WTF?”
Suigintou laid smackdown on the monsters, beating them to a bloody pulp.
Kanaria: “It’s…it’s incredible ~kashira!” *puts on the power meter* “OMG, impossible!”
Souseiseki: “Huh? What does the meter say about her power level?”
Kanaria: *Crush the power meter with her hand* “IT’S OVER 9000 ~KASHIRA!”
Suiseiseki: “9000 ~desu?!”
Meanwhile back to smackdown.
Suigintou: “MAIDEN JUMP!” *Jumps 100ft high* “MAIDEN KICK!” *Delivers the flying kick to the monsters*
Winnie-Youka/Clown-Youka: “BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHH!” *fall to the ground* “You think you have won? There are still many Youkas under Emperor Enju’s command, you cannot stop the Enju Empire! ENJU EMPIRE BANZAI!!!!!”
*KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!*
Hina Ichigo: “We win ~nano” *Jumps in joy*
Shinku: “Good job, Junk Maid-"
Suigintou: *Turns to the sisters with a bloodlusting aura and a very ugly face* “What did you say???”
Shinku: *panicked* “Errrr…I mean good job one-sama!”
Everyone else except Suigintou sweats heavily.
Meanwhile at Enju Empire’s secret base…
Emperor Enju: “Rozen Sentai Alicenger, huh? Now this is a problem…General Bara!”
Barasuishou appears
General Bara: *kneels to Enju* “Yes, my emperor.”
Emperor Enju: “You’re in charge of taking care of this little problem.”
General Bara: “Your wish is my command; nothing can stop you from world domination.”
Emperor Enju: “Good, good. Once those so called Alicenger are out of the way I can finally take over the world! BWAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!”
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And so the Alicengers somehow manger to defeat their foe, Winne-Youka and Clown-Youka, but this is just a tip of an ice-berg. What will the Enju Empire have in sort for our Heroines? Gambatte, Alicengers!
第3话: To the Sakurada Residence!
See you next time!
Last edited by Flo; 2007-04-01 at 07:47.
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