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Originally Posted by Mr_Paper

I'm not french, but even I found that insulting.

Agreed. I have nothing against the French. I like their hats!

Originally Posted by Cammie

I thought this was funny!!! but if any of you are Martha Stewart fans... well sowee!!

That's pretty funny Cammie (No, I am not a Martha Stewart fan.)

Originally Posted by Slade xTekno

Cool, a joke thread. Here's a few I've heard in other forums.
Two muffins were in the oven.
One asked the other, "Is it hot in here, or is it just me?"
The other one screamed, "Holy crap! A talking muffin!"

I found this to be the funniest joke so far hobobaggins wins best IRC conversation award, those had me falling out of my chair


Time for me to contribute -

Spoiler:

Three men were stranded on a desert island. After walking into the jungle they were captured by natives and taken to the village cheif. The cheif said to them "To escape death and win your freedom, you must perform a task. First go into the jungle and collect 10 pieces of the same type of fruit and return here." The three men headed off their seperate ways.

The first man comes back with 10 apples. The village cheif explains to him that he must fit all 10 pieces of fruit up his anus without making any facial expression, or he would be killed on the spot. The man manages to fit one, but upon trying to fit the second screams out in pain and is killed.

The second man then comes back with 10 blueberries. The cheif explains the same thing to him. He begins: 1, 2, 3....7, 8, and then all of the sudden bursts out in laughter and is killed.

The first and the second guy meet in heaven. The first guy says to the second "What happened? You were almost home-free." The second guy says "I couldn't help it. I saw the third guy coming with 10 pineapples."