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Old 2012-12-02, 13:03   Link #1118
Hagoshod
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Hello Animesuki.

Let's assume you were a typical Muv-Luv pilot who was moments away from meeting her demise. If worse came to worse, which way would your teenage Japanese girl self prefer to go?

- Ripped out of cockpit and eaten by Baters
- Blown up by Lazors
- Crushed between your cockpit canopy and a Grappler's claws
- Run over by a Destroyer
- Stabbed through the cockpit by a Fort-class's stinger and liquified in the inevitable acid bukkake
- Electrocuted to death by Brain-class and served on the BETA menu as Deep Fried Mabu-Rabu

There will be no dignity in your death, no one will be around to put a merciful end to your suffering, but at least you get to pick your poison. Assume there are no other options.
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