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So yeah...An idea I had previously and one that I'm kinda writing out at the moment....
Spoiler for Another idea, somewhat lemon...:
Spoiler:
Touma gets into trouble when he knocks out/injures the lead actor in a new porno, and the director wants Touma to make repirations for this, so he has Touma be the new lead actor in the movie.
Touma is, of course, totally freaking out that he's going to be doing this, so telling his closest friend, distance that is, Tsuchimikado about what he's going to do, Tsuchimikado is understandedly jealous and upset. So to get his revenge on Touma, Tsuchimikado calls up Kanzaki and tells her. Kanzaki just had happen to have her phone on speaker, so not only did Kanzaki hear, but also Ursula, Agnese, and Itsuwa (maybe others, but I'm not sure who else)
After the movie is all said and done, it somehow leaks ("I ain't sayin' nothin', but I heard a certain Kami-yan stared in a certain adult movie...something devil's illusion." Tsuchimikado said, his ever persistant grin plastered on his face.) So it somehow reaches Ruiko Saten, who gets a clip of the movie, who then shows it to Uiharu, Kuroko, and Misaka, who get red and embarassed after seeing it, but Misaka instantly tells who the main male guy is.
....that's all I got...Yeah...Not the best idea, but eh...Oh well.
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The director realizes that with his lead knocked out and that with his new lead, he's gonna need a new script for the movie, but has no ideas. He hires a private eye to follow Touma around and get some info on his life. So what the private eye reports is that Touma seems to have bad luck in spades, but seems to have plenty of admirers. So the director decides to use this in the new script.
Touma's adult movie name, so his identify isn't uncovered, is Kamiko Touka. Director's choice, even Touma felt the urge to facepalm at the name.
Tsukuyomi Komoe gets an Adult movie because A) she's an adult B ) she has urges as well. So she decides to invite Yomikawa and Tessou Tsuzuri(maybe?). Yomikawa also invites her roommate Yoshikawa Kikyou.
So when the movie begins to play, they don't realize right away it's Touma in the film, but realize that the movie seems oddly familiar for some reason, but Yomikawa says that alot of porn movies are redoes of each other after a while, and that they should just go with the flow. When they do get to the sex scenes, Komoe jumps to her feet and says/shrieks in surprise "KAMIJOU-CHAN!" upon realization who that is.
With all 4 girls watch in shock, Komoe attemps to call Touma in order to scold him for doing this, but when she hears moaning of the female lead saying that he's huge, Komoe turns back to watch and just drops the phone in shock staring at the screen.
Spoiler for Short scene that came to me about the story, somewhat NSFW(?):
Komoe was shaking as she punched in the number to Touma's phone. "Yo-you can't be doing this, Kamijou-ch-" Komoe said quietly, her face flushed red.
"Ohh, Oohh! More! Gimme more! Yes! Oooh! You're so big!" Kaede screamed in pleasure as she took it from behind, her back pressed against his chest. The camera focused on their lower area.
Komoe turned around at the sudden interuption, her eyes glued to the screen. "Ka-Kamijou-chan...." Komoe trailed off, the phone slipping from her hands and hitting the floor with a clatter.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! THIS IS TOO RICH!" Yomikawa, tears in her eyes, laughed hard. Long and hard. "Ko-Komoe's favorite student in-in-in a porno-jan! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
"Though...she is right. Kamijou-san IS a big boy...big for his age" Yoshikawa said as she sipped her drink, her eyes glued to the boy's....package. "Wouldn't mind giving him a physical if I had the chance..."
If I can't post this here, let me know and I'll take it down :P
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