[Hiria]

Originally Posted by DezoPenguin

I've done NanoFate crack, I've done Vivio crack, and I've even done crack-fics based on someone else's fics. But as yet, I haven't written any crack-fics for my third major series. Time for that to change.

Spoiler for Birthday Heart:

"Let's see...mother...daughter...sister...grandmother...a unt..." Yuuno Scrya murmured aloud as he looked through the shop's selection of birthday cards in the "For Her" rack.

"Hey, ferret-boy!"

"Hi, Chrono." Yuuno didn't even bother looking up. Chrono Harlaown was the only person who routinely called him "ferret-boy."

"Shopping for Fate's birthday."

"Niece...cousin...granddaughter...Yes, I am. It's next week, after all."

Chrono reached out and plucked a card from the "sister" column.

"Not having any luck?"

"Friend...sister-in-law...daughter-in-law...mother-in-law..." He groaned and straightened up. "No, I'm not. I don't want to get her something generic, though."

"That's a librarian for you. Everything's got to be properly labeled and put in its proper place. Just buy a generic card and write the message on the envelope."

Yuuno shook his head.

"It's not like that. I just don't want to do something to offend her, or even to look like I was doing a slapdash, last-minute job of shopping. It hasn't even been a year since the wedding, after all."

"Geez, Yuuno, Fate's not going to take it like that."

"I know, but we're just starting to find our footing in this relationship, you know? I don't want to make a mistake that could damage things."

"I guess I can see that. I remember tiptoeing around stuff a lot as a newlywed."

Yuuno sighed and straightened up. "Excuse me, miss?" he called to the shop clerk.

"Yes, sir?"

"Do you have any birthday cards for a wife-in-law?"

She gave him a completely blank stare.

"Excuse me, sir? A...wife-in-law?"

"We figured if his wife's brother is a brother-in-law, then his wife's wife should be a wife-in-law," Chrono explained. "Is there some other term for it?"

lol. XDDDD

I lol'd so loud at this!!!

nice crack fic dezopenguin!

XDXDXD.