what is this, rate that joke thread?
Ok, ill post one, dont tell me if you heard it before cuz i dont care:
Two men are sitting in a bar on the 3rd floor of a resturant. The man starts up a conversation with the other one.
The first man says "the vodka here is so good, it makes you feel like you're floating on air."
The first man orders a vodka.
The first man starts drinking, and what do you know, he starts floating in the air!
The 1st man is flying around the room without a care in the world!.
THe 2nd man says "wow! unbelievable! bartender, give me a shot of that vodka he's drinking!"
The 2nd man takes a shot, and runs and jumps our the 3rd floor window and falls like a brick and hits the pavement.
The barkeep says to the 1st man:"Clark Kent, you jerk, you're a real A-hole when you're drunk!"
OH, about that second joke, the brose. I guess you guys arnt native english speakers, or it was a terrible joke
. YOu see, she got stung cuzz there was a bee in the rose, hence, brose.