This "story" is dedicated to all the folks who
foresees things prior to their happenings:
John is waiting to cross the street when a blind man approaches with
his guide-dog. The sign lights to cross and instead of helping his
boss to cross, the dog raises his rear leg an peas on the pants of
the man. The man reaches in his pocket and gives the dog a cookie. John
is amazed and tells the man: "If it were my dog I would have kicked
his ass!". The man calmly answers: "I'm going to. But I need to find
the head first".
Moral of this "story" is folks, we now have a rough estimate behind how many Naruto-fans are going blind each week from "watching" a Shippuuden episode.