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Old 2012-08-04, 17:43   Link #7992
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North Korea Invades America in Dumbest Movie Ever:

"North Korean paratroopers descend on an American small town. U.S. military
resistance collapses. Korean armored vehicles roll down the streets unopposed
except for a band of heavily armed bros in hoodies.

No, these are not images from some teenage gamer’s fever dream. They’re
scenes from the movie Red Dawn, a remake of the 1984 cult classic about a joint
Cuban-Soviet invasion of the U.S. and the attractive young American insurgents
— the Wolverines — who help defeat it. The revamped Red Dawn, starring Chris
Hemsworth, a.k.a. Thor, blasts into theaters in November.

But don’t expect it to linger very long. Where the 1984 original successfully
played upon widespread public fears over a supposedly rising and belligerent
Soviet Union, the remake expects viewers to take North Korea seriously as an
existential threat. We’re guessing the flick is going to get a lot of unintended

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