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Originally Posted by phizzy
I'm fairly certain that it either is or is not going to end today.
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Wrong. Endless 8 never ends. The Cycles are eternal. You cannot stop them. Our optimism shall grow at an exponential rate unchecked. Until it finally reaches a critical mass right before the zero hour. Then it will collapse into an orgy of violence and devastation. The death rate will be close to 95%. But we will rebuild. And we will again flourish. But once the next episode comes to air we will again let our optimism grow boundlessly and unchecked, only to again trigger another collapse when we are disappointed.
This cycle shall continue for 10,000 years. Earth shall be rendered a barren waste and the survivors will move to space. But the cycles will continue even there. Soon the space civilization will annihilate itself as well. Evolution will begin to take hold at this time. We will adopt asymmetrical features to aid our survival in the cold dark reaches of space, where no new episodes of Haruhi may warm us. We will evolve into the perfect mass media viewers. Able to enjoy our episodes despite the fact that they never go anywhere. Content to view the same episode over and over again yet yearning for something new in perpetual insanity.
Crazy Eddie will think something may change. Crazy Eddie will think we can do something about. But all Crazy Eddie will accomplish is hastening the collapse for that cycle.