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omg jokes galore! here's mine:
Moses, Jesus, and an old man are playing golf. On the seventh hole they have to hit the ball over a pond and onto the green on the other side. The first to play is Moses. Moses swings and hits it into the pond with a splash. He walks over to the pond, parts the water and chips the ball onto the green. Then Jesus plays. His ball flies up and lands on a lilypad. Jesus walks on the water, and chips the ball onto the green. Then the old man takes his turn. He hits it into the pond, where a fish swallows it. Then an eagle catches the fish and flies up over the green. The fish spits out the ball in fright, and the ball lands in the hole for a hole in one.
Moses turns to Jesus and says "I hate playing with your dad"
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