scroll 1: Become the monkey of nobuna!
Sagara yoshiharu, second year high school student was in a panic.
Realizing it, for some reason he was standing right the middle of the battlefield of the warring states period.
“wait. Why. Where is this?”
the sounds of horse hoofs roaring!
The sound of guns roaring!
The desperate shouts of the foot soldiers with long spears!
No matter how you look at it, the age is warring states.
The place, can be found out later but, the nobi plains.
“woah, amazing! It’s even more intense that the movie “the seven samurai”!”
this isn’t the time to be elated.
Yoshiharu who appeared suddenly in the middle of the battlefield wearing school clothes is wrongly guessed as “a new enemy” by both foot soldiers of both sides and spears are thrusted towards him.
“oh. Woah. Wai. Wait. I said wait!”
lightly , lightly, quickly, quickly.
From the west, from the east, while avoiding the thrusts from the long spears, yoshiharu ran towards the thick woods.
Yoshiharu has another name name of “ball avoider” in the dodgeball class, and is good at running away.
Height, weight, athletic ability are ordinary but only the ability to dodge the balls thrown at him was different from normal people since way back.
By the way, he’s good at avoiding the balls that come flying at him but, he’s bad at hitting the ball on his opponent so he hasn’t been invited to the dodgeball club.
“restless bastard, i’ll make you dengaku on sticks! (t/n: Tofu etc. Are grilled on skewers on flame and served with miso, pretty tasty)
“i am telling you guys to stop!”
swoosh
swoosh
swoosh
simultaneously, 5 spears were thrusted towards him!
“wooooooooooo?”
without thinking, he bends backwards, (present time’s) like a miracle matrix avoidance!
The area around his waist gave a slight crack sound.
“amazing! He’s like a monkey!”
“i am saying that i ain’t related! Your enemies are that side!”
shouldering his bag, he once more ran up the hill’s slope.
“hahaha. What a realistic lucid dream. Woah, there’s blood coming from my cheek.”
“wait~!”
while running, yoshiharu thought.
This isn’t even worth stating but, it’s a dream.
A dream.
A dream.
A dream, degozaru.
I only have my memory till the way home from school but, probably after that, i returned to my room and while playing the warring states game “lord oda nobunaga’s ambition”, i must have slept mid way.
That’s why i am probably viewing this warring states place in my dream.
However, different from “lord oda nobunaga’s ambition”, you cannot do the super certain kill technique of making small fry foot soldiers fly away in this dream .
Same as the dodgeball of reality, i can only continue to lightly avoid the attacks of the enemies, huh.
What a real dream, is what yoshiharu thought.
“a bit more and i can hide within the woods!”
he was naďve.
Whoosh.
Whoosh.
From inside those woods, this time arrows came flying through.
5, 10, 20.
The arrowhead was of gold make, if it pierced his chest, he would die by an arrow.
More like, no matter where it pierced his body, it seemed really painful.
“you serious? Woaaaaaah!?!?”
this danger of his life was first since he was born.
He can’t think of it as a dream.
Even if it’s a dream, if he gets hit by even one arrow, then without doubt he’ll faint in agony.
In the usually careless head of yoshiharu, this time, his adrenalin was in full throttle.
Lighty
lightly
now
jump!
One after another, he is avoiding arrows set forth by a hairs breadth.
During that time, in some part of his body, his joints were screaming but he ignored it.
“look! The technique of the god of ball avoiding!”
at the same time as having been thrown into this warring states place, for some reason yoshiharu who was good at dodging balls since originally, his body coincidentally showed the best adaptability.
Even though that is said, he more or less seemed like he would leak in his pants.
“he really is a monkey!”
“i can’t hit him!”
the archers who said that came flying from inside the woods, trying to surrounding yoshiharu with everyone and take his head, they came down the slope of the hill.
“why are you only targeting me?”
yoshiharu did a u turn in the middle of the hill.
Uooooooooooooooh, aaaaaaaaaaaaah, while giving out a scream like that which didn’t make any coherent word, this time he runs downwards east towards the river bank.
Since the archers were clad in armor and helmets, they couldn’t catch up to the light bodied yoshiharu.
“for you to show your back to the enemy, what a coward.”
“that’s why i said i am not an enemy! I am a normal citizen!”
if i pass through this river, he should be able to get away from the battle field-----.
Splash splash splash
running inside in the flow of the river pushingly, he reached the other bank.
Once humans become aware of death, amazing stamina boils forth, right, he was saying that.
However, that wasn’t the outside of the battlefield or anything but it was the stronghold where warriors clad in armor who seemed of a higher social status gathered.
Beneath the curtain, i met the general sitting elegantly on a chair .
“whaaaaaaaat????”
the banner had two lines in the circle.
The great feudal lord suruga. On the sea route is the flag of banner of imagawa yoshimoto, is what yoshiharu realized.
“it can’t be, this place is imagawa yoshimoto’s headquarters?”
however, he immediately realized his mistake.
The general who should be imagawa yoshimoto, was for some reason a girl.
Not to mention, her big eyes were glittering, she was quite a bishojo.
“ara. Who are you? You’re wearing a strange armor.”
as expected of imagawa yoshimoto with a magnificent and elegant noble’s hobby.
Even though it’s the battlefield, she’s wearing 12 layers of clothing.
It feels that she’s completely in the middle of proceeding to the capital.
Is what yoshiharu thought.
Aah.
Because i played too much warring states games, i am seeing a dream of imagawa yoshimoto having changed to a female military commander, huh.
Well, maybe because a lot of military commanders are shown as girls. In the recent warring states games.
In that case, this is the first choice!
Yoshiharu bows down to imagawa yoshimoto’s feel and instants shouted.
“please make me your vassal!”
“no!”
“an immediate reply?”
“why should i, the great feudal lord of the historical imagawa house, employ a suspicious person like you? Motoyasu-san, finishi him!”
“understood~”
immediately, an armor clad warrior protecting the headquarters came rushing forth, and drew a katana.”
it was a somewhat low happiness, short built, glasses child commander.
Motoyasu-san…..which means, matsudaira motoyasu, the tokugawa ieyasu of later? Yoshiharu doubted his eyes.
Tokugawa ieyasu.
The big raccoon who would one day consolidate japan, the super famous scheming commander.
However, the one calling himself as matsudaira motoyasu in this era was still supposed to be working as an errand boy for imagawa yoshimoto.
Now that you mention it, this child somewhat looks like a little raccoon……
(this place may be a meeting place for cosplay historic girls)
however, he doesn’t have time to look at ‘cute matsudaira motoyasu’ .
Glare
in the nape of his neck, a sword was going down.
“by the orders of yoshimoto-sama, i will have your neck~”
“wait, motoyasu, wait wait! I am saying that i am not your enemy!”
“i, am yoshimoto-sama’s servant due a reason~. Allow me to earn some points~”
swooh!!!
“oh?”
he panics.
Just barely, he avoids it, a serious matrix avoid.
That’s dangerous, i was about to piss myself, is what yoshiharu’s heart is screaming.
“ara~? Yoshimoto-sama~ he dodged it~”
“this body movement, there’s no doubt that it’s a wild wave (ninja) the oda set free! Draw out 2, 3 swords and finish him!”
“yes~”
it’s no good, it’s impossible to work for imagawa yoshimoto is what yoshiharu resigned himself to.
He once again came back to river bank.
“awawa. Please wai~t. I will be scolded by yoshimoto-sama~”
while swaying about the katana, matsudaira motoyasu shouted that in a cute voice.
I have to shake her off.
However, unexpectedly motoyasu’s feet are fast, and it felt like he would be caught up by the time he crosses the river.
“it’s time for your neck to fall~”
“dammit, i don’t want this sort of bad end! Isn’t there a weapon, weapon…”
yoshiharu made up his resolve to fight matsudaira motoyasu.
I am reluctant to fight a cute girl but------
if i am going to be taken down with one stroke like this then it’s better to fight and die!