[Guido]

Spoiler for Warning: Excellent ecchi humor that may cause nosebleed and fainting:

Saber: (Red blushed and speaking with shyness) Ah...! Eh, did you see...?

Shirou turns his head to the opposite direction.



Shirou: (Stuttering; busted in the act) Of course, not! Eto.... I just... uh-eh... I noticed you have something in your face.

Saber: (Cowered in shame) Shirou, um... my face is not there.

Shirou: (Making lame excuses) Oh, really! But there was nothing, I mean with this steam I could not see even a bit.

Shirou realizes he has exposed himself and quickly takes leave. How jerk can a boy gets to be?

(Shirou's flashback)
Shirou: I'm such an asshole! Why I could not think of something better?



Shirou: But I must say Saber's are nice and pretty. I wonder if she's a C-cup.

(Back to Saber)



Saber: Stupid me. Why I did not invite him in?