Woman swallows cell phone after argument
Now, I know that in Japan, that these phones get smaller just about every year. But over here, when I read that article, I couldn't help but to picture one of those 3-year-old Nokia models. ~Somewhere around a few pounds or so.
Though I do wonder how the rest of that went. Probably the only phone too... Like maybe smacked her around an few times until they could get the nine to work.
- Huh? Who's this? Osama Bin Laden? YOU Sunava - *Whack* Oh... uh, sorry about that.
- 911 emergency services. -Please state the nature of your emergency.
- Did you get that last number?
- ...Sorry?
- *Smacked by lady* Oh, right. My hoe, she needs help!
- Sorry, we can not confirm your location.
- (Phone starts beeping)
Right. We're at... (Phone battery dies out)
-Oh shit! Uh,.. (Looks at nearby phone recharging cord.)
*Knock heard at door. Guy opens the door*
- NSA. We would like to ask you an few questions.
- Do you have a phone that I could borrow?