Week 11 had so many wasted opportunities for sheer chaos…
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MIA @ BUF: Buffalo (Because they're leading)
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Miami reaches it's limit, while Buffalo will resume failing this weekend.
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ARI @ ATL: Arizona (Crazy pick)
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And The Cards almost pulled it off…
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CLE @ DAL: Dallas (Nothing to see here)
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Ugly for the Cowboys…
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GB @ DET : Green Bay (Move along everybody)
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Bitter for the Lions…
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CIN @ KC: Cincinnati (Bungles buildin' up some momentum)
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A shot in the arm for the Bengals…
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PHI @ WSH: Washington (At some point, all things must come to an end)
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A turnaround for Washington…
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TB @ CAR: Tossup (Does Tampa Bay really want that playoff spot?)
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And a playoff spot for Tampa?
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JAX @ HOU: Houston (This will be painful)
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And it almost turned into a disaster.
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NYJ @ STL: St. Louis (Yeah)
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Goddamn it Jets! Destroy yourselves already! We need to be entertained here, and we can't be entertained if you guys aren't playing as a bunch of incompetent boobs.
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NO @ OAK: Tossup (These teams are practically twins of each other)
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Yeah, this confirms what's been obvious since week 1: THE FUCKING SECONDARY IS DRAGGING THE ENTIRE TEAM DOWN WITH IT.
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SD @ DEN: Denver (So we can get that long delayed circular firing squad going)
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And The Broncos win again, further suckifying the AFC.
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IND @ NE: Tossup (Oh boy, yet another overhyped match between the fucking Colt and the Patriots, I'm gonna go puke in the corner)
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And after horking up a Death Star, I go find out that the Pats have blown out the Colts.
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BAL @ PIT: Baltimore (No Big Ben, No Sale)
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But it was closer than it had to be.
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CHI @ SF: San Francisco (Truly, a clash of the titans)
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Kaep looked good in his first start, but other than a few big bombs, he wasn't all that statistically better than Alex Smith had been before his concussion, and he was considerably more inaccurate too.
Now for week 12:
HOU @ DET: No call (As of the moment I'm writing this (12:57 PM Pacific Time), the game is almost over, though it looks to be heading into overtime. EDIT: And The Texans have won in overtime)
WSH @ DAL: Washington (Go SuperQuarterback!)
NE @ NYJ: New England (Go Boring Invincible heroes!)
MIN @ CHI: Tossup (Defensive battle with LOL HUEG implications in the NFC North? Should be interesting.)
OAK @ CIN: Cincinnati (The Raiders have finally proved that they suck enough for me to decisively pick against them again)
PIT @ CLE: Cleveland (Again, Because yeah)
BUF @ IND: Indianapolis (Though who knows what will happen)
DEN @ KC: Denver (Another Boring win)
SEA @ MIA: Tossup (I'm not confident enough in either team to call decisively here)
ATL @ TB: Tampa Bay (Bucs have shown some major improvement throughout the season)
TEN @ JAX: Tennessee (There was once a time when the games between these teams actually mattered)
BAL @ SD: Baltimore (Another easy win for the Ravens)
STL @ ARI: Tossup (So we enter the " who wants to be second-worst in the NFC West" cup)
SF @ NO: San Francisco (Oddly enough, I'd think that Alex would do better than Kaep in this situation, but that the D makes the difference pointless)
GB @ NYG: Green Bay (Because the Packers have momentum)
CAR @ PHI: Carolina (It's a disaster)