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Old 2009-03-22, 23:32   Link #3806
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“Charm is a way of getting the answer 'yes' without asking a clear question.” - Albert Camus

“In youth we feel richer for every new illusion; in maturer years, for every one we lose.” - Author Anne Sophie Swetchine

“It is impossible to defeat an ignorant man in an argument.” - US politician William Gibbs McAdoo

“Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority it's time to pause and reflect.” - Mark Twain

“Only enemies speak the truth; friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty.” - Stephen King

“Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law.” - Hubert Humphrey

“You can close your eyes to reality but not to memories.” - Polish author Stanislaw J. Lec

“The greatest pleasure in life is doing what other people say you cannot do.” - Journalist Walter Bageot

Don't you think it's unnerving that doctors call what they do "Practice"? --George Carlin

What do you give a man who has everything? -- Antibiotics

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car. - - Carrie Snow
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