I lol'd @ all the people suggesting preemptive murder on the friend, both here and elsewhere.
No lol, unless it's a badly written piece of trolldumb or it's trying to subvert the destiny tropes like Penguindrum on steroids, that probably won't save him.
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Miss meganeoppai is as adorable as ever. If you can't be a playboy, might as well hold on to the best, right bro?