[boneyjellyfish]

*turns on "Newbie Bashing" switch by mistake*

There once was a poor newbie
Who posted a thread with glee
The thread really stunk
The Jellyfish thunk
But there was no time to flee...

And by then the tides had turned
The newbie was surely burned
You just do the math
She earned the fish wrath
Surely there's a lesson learned...

Don't create useless threads, bud.
Or else you're gonna go "thud".
The wrath of a fish
Is not a fine dish
Next time, you're gonna be cud.