[TinyRedLeaf]

Double entendre
(ie, words with double meanings, usually sexual)

1) Weightlifting commentator:
"This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."

2) Horse-training commentator:
"This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."

3) At a rowing medal ceremony:
"Ah, isn’t that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."

4) Soccer commentator:
"Julian Dicks is everywhere. It’s like they’ve got eleven Dicks on the field."

5) Golf commentator:
"One of the reasons Arnold Palmer is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God! What have I just said?"

6) During an interview with Schumacher at a F1 Grand Prix:
"What does it feel like being rammed up the backside by Barrichello?"

7) Mike Hallett on missed snooker shots in Sky Sports:
"Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis' misses every chance he gets."

8) Comment on Phillipa Forrester (a BBC presenter) cuddling up to male astronomer for warmth during a eclipse coverage:
"They seem cold out there, they're rubbing each other and he's only come in his shorts."

9) Anonymous guitar player:
"I broke a G-string while fingering A minor."

10) Carenza Lewis on finding food in the Middle Ages:
"You'd eat beaver if you could get it."

11) The name of a UK racehorse that's just been gelded (ie, castrated):
Noble Locks (hint: read it fast)

12) Famous T-shirt:
"Women multiply at MIT."