[RadiantBeam]

Originally Posted by OZ7UP

Anyway, I've been watching the BBC's infamous Top Gear series lately, and this was the plot bunny that sprang into existence as a result.

Spoiler for Top Gear intro spoof:

Cue "Jessica" by The Allman Brothers Band

Hayate (voice-over): Tonight, on MCBC's Top Gear, we shall prove that even the most twisty road in Mid-Childa is straighter than Private Subaru Nakajima...

Subaru (off-screen): Did someone mention me?

Hayate (voice-over): ... Signum will attempt to destroy every single car in the TSAB Ground Forces car park without moving an inch from where she is standing...

Cue close-up of Laevatein loading a cartridge.

Hayate (voice-over): ... and I get to grope a close friend for the first time!

Cue an inexplicably teenage Vita getting out of a Ferrari, completely unaware of Hayate sneaking up behind her.

Hayate (voice-over): Only on MCBC's Top Gear.

So, yeah, the presenters will be Hayate, Signum, and teenage!Vita, with Fate being The Stig. As for who will be who, any suggestions?

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I'd read it because I like your writing, even if I don't always know the source material.