Senjougahara: My ass hurts. It's all numb. And my skirt in wrinkled.
Koyomi: That's not my fault.
Senjougahara: Don't make excuses or I'll cut it off.
Koyomi: Cut what off?
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Senjougahara: Just this once I'll do anything.
Koyomi: Anything?
Senjougahara: Anything at all. Just this once I'll fulfil whatever your wish is. Whether is world conquest, or eternal life, or to defeat the saiyans that are coming to earth. (lol)
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Senjougahara: I told you, anything is OK, like saying you want me to end all my sentences with "nyu" for a week. Or that you want me to not wear underwear to school for a week. Or that you want me to wake you up every morning for a week, wearing nothing but an apron.
Senjougahara: If I may suggest, I recommend me waking you up every morning wearing nothing but an apron. Then I can cook you breakfast. Isn't a man's fantasy to watch that from behind?
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