Don't forget the 2nd greatest defensive pose: "抱头蹲防"
http://imgur.com/a/LzdVb
CNine, you forget several things, but there's too many even for me to list.
There's also a reverse kabedon using this style, with a loli-looking older sister type (Sixteen, aka Ah Shiliu) kicking the wall and Shuhang sitting on the ground, after he commented that she seems to end up in kabedon situations a lot.
http://imgur.com/a/B8dCN
The thing that Shuhang stole from Separated Snow that made her angry was her most valued possession, which in this case were the bedsheets from the guestroom that White had just used.
The supporting cast as a whole is great, whether in their moments of rare seriousness or just constant trolling and shit-talking of each other, or bemoaning how absurdly fast Shuhang's cultivation rate is compared to their years and centuries of struggles.
-Fujoshi chat admin that keeps mentally pairing other male chat members together.
-Cultivator dog that just wants to play video games and romance human girls online and generally goof off and run away from home
-MC has a pocket world inside of him, which is expanding and tends to acquire new structures and residents
-Liquid state body that suicided by tossing itself into the forging of a magic item, MC had a revival item but when he got back all his friends were standing around the forge and talking to his corpse not realizing that he just died.
-MC is thought to be a romantic rival by an ocean beast cultivator, who sends 3 female subordinates orders to beat him up and record the video, and they explain this to Shuhang in the nicest possible manner. The problem was, they've got the information from a couple months ago when he was a newly risen 1st stage cultivator, and they themselves are late 2nd? stage. But he's was late 3rd stage at the point, after various body-strengthening and defense skills were acquired. Cue him standing still for 15 minutes encouraging them to keep attacking him and "to look carefully for a weak point" and telling them to make sure they're using any special attacks and weapons they have as well, while they exhaust themselves on the verge of tears.
-MC watches a senior cultivator powering up for battle with a gold aura slowly expanding from his feet upwards. The whole time Shuhang is excitedly thinking "Is he gonna go Super Saiyan?" Once the glow reaches the cultivator's head all his hair falls out.
There's also the fact that despite the ever-expanding scope and backstory in the series, it feels pretty damn cohesive and not cobbled together, which tends to be a problem in web novels.