2008-02-11, 19:51 | Link #1721 |
Power of the Damager
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=-HCxgGxE-bo
"You wouldn't want to kick your ball into this fuckers garden." Gold. |
2008-02-12, 01:29 | Link #1727 |
Cherry Blossom~
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Some great t-shirts:
http://www.tshirthell.com/store/prod...productid=1027 http://www.tshirthell.com/store/prod...productid=1022
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2008-02-12, 08:22 | Link #1729 |
(; ,;) fthagn
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no black border pics to-day, but it's still funny pics!
Spoiler for the death star:
Spoiler for jesus:
Spoiler for ...jesus:
Spoiler for drugs:
Spoiler for kermit:
Spoiler for moses:
Spoiler for jew fu?:
Spoiler for kitty:
Spoiler for the truth about myspace:
Spoiler for rock and roll:
Spoiler for satan:
Spoiler for shit happens:
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2008-02-12, 23:34 | Link #1734 |
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New Hearing Aid
A man was telling his neighbor, "I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect." "Really," answered the neighbor . "What kind is it?" "Twelve thirty." BLONDE A cop was driving down a country road when he saw a car in the ditch. He got out of his car to see if anyone was in the car. A blonde popped her head out the window and said "Thank god officer! I got in an accident!" The officer replied with "Well I can see that! Are you okay?" The blonde looked forward and said "Well yeah... I think so." Then the officer looked around and said "Miss.... your car looks like an elephant stepped on it. How did you crash?" The blonde looked at him and said "It was so strange. I was driving down the road and out of nowhere a tree jumped infront of me, so I swerved to the other side and another tree was in the way, so I swerved again, but another one was there again, so one last time I swerved to the other side, but the damn tree got me, and caused me to go in this ditch!" The officer started to laugh hard. "Whats so funny?" The blonde asked. The officer took a second to catch his breath then said "Miss, theres no trees on this road for miles ahead. That was your car air freshner swinging back and forth!" From Alabama It was the first day of Third Grade in a new town for Little Johnny. As a test, his teacher went around the room and asked each of the students to count to 50. Some did very well, counting as high as 30 or 40 with just a few mistakes. Others couldn't get past 20. Johnny, however, did extremely well; he counted past 50, right up to 100 without any mistakes. He was so excited that he ran home and told his Dad how well he had done. His Dad nodded and told him, "That's because you are from Alabama, Son." The next day, in language class, the teacher asked the students to recite the alphabet. It's Grade Three, so most could make it half way through without much trouble. Some made it to S or T, but Little Johnny rattled off the alphabet perfectly right to the end. That evening, Johnny once again bragged to his Dad about his prowess in his new school. His Dad, knowingly, explained to him, "That's because you are from Alabama, Son." The next day, after Physical Education, the boys were taking showers. Johnny noted that, compared to the other boys in his grade, he seemed overly "well-endowed". This confused him. That night he told his dad, "Dad, they all have little tiny ones, but mine is ten times bigger than theirs. Is that because I'm from Alabama?" he asked. "No, Son," explained his Dad, "That's because you're 18." Spoiler for olympics:
Spoiler for Dildo:
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2008-02-13, 06:42 | Link #1736 |
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: England
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Spoiler for Cyanide and Happiness:
Spoiler for Stupid Cat:
Spoiler for Blah Blah:
Spoiler for Jesus:
Spoiler for Jesus:
Spoiler for Jesus:
Spoiler for Screen or it didn't happen:
Spoiler for Nice candy friend:
Spoiler for Blasphemy:
Spoiler for Yahoo:
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2008-02-13, 07:35 | Link #1737 |
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since no one could read the myspace one, i divided the pics so it'll be see-able:
Spoiler for myspace take two!:
and since you practically have to look very hard to read it, here's a text version of shit happens(below the pic): Spoiler for shit:
damn, that was long. weird, but this wasn't in the shit-list: Spoiler for one extra:
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2008-02-13, 10:32 | Link #1739 |
(; ,;) fthagn
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this is for all the lolcats!!!
teh bible, lolcat edition: http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Main_Page |
2008-02-13, 10:40 | Link #1740 | |
Ha ha ha ha ha...
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Right behind you.
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