2011-10-11, 09:18 | Link #5801 |
Not Enough Sleep
Join Date: Nov 2003
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he wish, all mario every got for "saving" the princess is a peck on the cheek.
All Mario is just a plumber who is high on mushrooms all the time who thinks he is saving the mushroom kingdom. just sad, a over weight plumber with delusion of grandeur
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2011-10-12, 19:03 | Link #5803 |
Not Enough Sleep
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http://blog.sfgate.com/crime/2011/10...e-wrong/?tsp=1
As she tells it in court papers filed in Siskiyou County, Bonjour and her boyfriend were enjoying a little hanky-panky. Then Bonjour felt what she described as an “intense, sharp pain in my vagina.” Her boo quickly removed the toy, which was covered in blood, Bonjour said. “I thought, very briefly, that I had started my period but as the bleeding continued getting heavier and heavier I knew it was not my period,” she wrote. Bonjour started to get faint and her boyfriend called 911. Her son woke up.
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2011-10-12, 20:47 | Link #5804 |
YOU EEDIOT!!!
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: I'm right behind you
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Heh, if this "marital aid" company issues a recall, will people be able to just mail their defective devices back, or will they have to actually go back to the sex shop in person?
And how would news of a sex toy recall be issued? Would there be a newspaper or TV news story (risking the wrath of the Bible Belt)? Or, if people paid via credit card, would the company be able to dig up their phone numbers and/or email addresses so they could send them a life-saving but embarrassing message like this: "Good afternoon, Mr. or Mrs. X. We are aware that you recently purchased a Han-D-Rod brand vibrator and regret to inform you that the 6900 Model is being recalled after a tragic series of bedroom accidents. While we express our deepest shame and promise to offer a full refund, our 2012 catalog and a year's supply of Wonderlust (TM) Bedroom Oil, we appreciate your business and wish to remind you that if you need external stimuli for those tender moments, there's still no better choice than Love, Inc. (A division of Lockheed-Martin.)" |
2011-10-13, 09:53 | Link #5807 | |
NYAAAAHAAANNNNN~
Join Date: Nov 2007
Age: 35
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Fed up with Washington, wealthy boycott campaign fundraising
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2011-10-13, 14:50 | Link #5809 | |
The Voice of Reason
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: The Netherlands
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http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2011/1...-any-creepier/ If you thought that one of them stalking her home was creepy enough, this brings it to a whole new level. What makes this even worse is that the guy sees nothing wrong with what he did. Right now, I seriously hope that this isn't some belated April Fools' joke, or that there is more to this than SC tells us (for example, it being someone who is already close to Aki).
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2011-10-13, 21:56 | Link #5812 |
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The BTTF Delorean car from the third movie is being auctioned off? WHERE'S THAT 600k I HAD LAYING AROUND??
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...0-auction.html This is the sad story behind the BTTF Delorean for sale http://www.bttf3delorean.com/Which_car_is_this.html |
2011-10-13, 22:31 | Link #5814 | |
NYAAAAHAAANNNNN~
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2011-10-14, 07:59 | Link #5818 | |
YOU EEDIOT!!!
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2011-10-14, 11:29 | Link #5819 | |
Not Enough Sleep
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