2009-03-20, 00:31 | Link #3784 |
Gundam Boobs and Boom FTW
Join Date: Dec 2005
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This is purportedly an actual Letter to the Editor from the February 5th edition of the Wichita Falls, Texas Times Record News:
Dear IRS, I am sorry to inform you that I will not be able to pay taxes owed April 15, but all is not lost. I have paid these taxes: accounts receivable tax, building permit tax, CDL tax, cigarette tax, corporate income tax, dog licence tax, federal income tax, unemployment tax, gasoline tax, hunting licence tax, fishing licence tax, waterfowl stamp tax, inheritance tax, inventory tax, liquor tax, luxury tax, medicare tax, city, school and county property tax (up 33 pe rcent last 4 years), real estate tax, social security tax, road usage tax, toll road tax, state and city sales tax, recreational vehicle tax, state franchise tax, state unemployment tax, telephone federal excise tax, telephone federal state and local surcharge tax, telephone minimum usage surcharge tax, telephone state and local tax, utility tax, vehicle licence registration tax, capital gains tax, lease severance tax, oil and gas assessment tax, Colorado property tax, Texas, Colorado, Wyoming, Oklahoma and New Mexico sales tax, and many more that I can't recall, .... but I have run out of space, time and money! When you do not receive my check April 15, just know it is an honest mistake! P.S.. I will make at least a partial payment as soon as I get my stimulus check. +_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+
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2009-03-22, 18:07 | Link #3788 |
MUDKIP MUD!
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Beside a road, next to a tree
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OMG THERE IS HIDDEN MESSAGE IN THE CAKE SONG IN PORTAL IF YOU PLAY IT BACKWARD!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDZICsAmb1A
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2009-03-22, 23:04 | Link #3789 |
Sono un cattivo perdente.
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Washington, D.C.
Age: 33
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Bill Hader at his best!
Watching Dateline right after this really scares me because I realize that Keith Morrison is like this. But really, I could not stop laughing at this clip! |
2009-03-22, 23:32 | Link #3790 |
Gundam Boobs and Boom FTW
Join Date: Dec 2005
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QUOTES TO CONSIDER....
“Charm is a way of getting the answer 'yes' without asking a clear question.” - Albert Camus “In youth we feel richer for every new illusion; in maturer years, for every one we lose.” - Author Anne Sophie Swetchine “It is impossible to defeat an ignorant man in an argument.” - US politician William Gibbs McAdoo “Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority it's time to pause and reflect.” - Mark Twain “Only enemies speak the truth; friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty.” - Stephen King “Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law.” - Hubert Humphrey “You can close your eyes to reality but not to memories.” - Polish author Stanislaw J. Lec “The greatest pleasure in life is doing what other people say you cannot do.” - Journalist Walter Bageot Don't you think it's unnerving that doctors call what they do "Practice"? --George Carlin What do you give a man who has everything? -- Antibiotics A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car. - - Carrie Snow
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2009-03-22, 23:40 | Link #3791 | |
Senior Member
Join Date: Feb 2009
Age: 35
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2009-03-23, 01:02 | Link #3792 | |
Know who you are
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Resides within the depths of Ned infested Glasgow
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thats awesome!
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2009-03-23, 21:17 | Link #3796 |
Dreamer
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kHW8...e=channel_page
(I can't get the video to embed...) Because we all know this movie will be terrible...
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2009-03-23, 23:24 | Link #3797 |
Gundam Boobs and Boom FTW
Join Date: Dec 2005
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Top Eight Signs Your Team Isn't Ready for the NCAA Tournament
8. Players get winded lacing their shoes 7. Won't leave locker room because they're too intimidated by opposing team mascot 6. Main goal -- to get on Marv Albert's blooper reel 5. Most often asked question during timeouts: "Can I bum a smoke?" 4. Skipped conference tournament to attend taping of "The Rachael Ray Show" 3. Players leave at halftime to beat the traffic 2. Busy knitting pretty new nets for hoop 1. When going for a layup players ask, "Can you give me a boost?"+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+ _+_+_+
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