|2011-08-03, 02:31||Link #101|
Join Date: Apr 2009
For the lulz:
Never sit in that seat in the classroom. You know the one.
Hospitals are overrated. If you find a girl passed out in the woods, take her back to your place.
The more medical treatment someone receives, the lower their chance of survival.
Debilitating weakness is a real, clinical illness. It's also terminal, and your little sister has it. Sorry.
Smart, attractive, emotionally stable. Stop being selfish and pick two.
Step 1 to a harem is finding your parents a job overseas.
Energy is inversely proportional to cup size.
You are only allowed to be amazing at anything if you are 16 or younger.
Superior technology is highly explosive. You can tell how expensive a device is by observing how many times it explodes when damaged.
Futuristic architecture is white and curvy.
Always respect your parents. You will never know how much they've sacrificed for you, and you owe them more than you'll ever make.
People change, **** happens, life goes on. How well you accept this is a major factor in determining how happy you are.
Don't drop friends who are weird or annoying. They're the spice of life. They're also the ones who will drive 70 miles to pick up your sorry *** at the airport.
|2011-08-24, 10:22||Link #111|
The students you are about to see in this anime are delinquents. Please, do not under any circumstances do what they are about to do. Noseriouslydontdoitmannobaaadidea!!
~Takashi Kamiyama, Cromartie High School.
Even the best pitcher around, if he hasn't pitched for a while...COULD EASILY HAVE HIS BALLS HIT!
~Yohei Sunohara, Clannad.