2015-12-18, 13:02 | Link #38681 |
癸亥 (guǐhài)
Graphic Designer
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ
Age: 41
|
Dear internet,
"i don't curse very often, but here goes...motherfucking fucking fuck fuck! you stupid piece of fucking shit. son of fucking fuck fucker fuck shit poop fuck. my IQ just increase by 100!" love, -ist- -------------------------------- i'm very MATURE...
__________________
|
2015-12-18, 16:49 | Link #38683 |
Sleepy Lurker
Graphic Designer
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Nun'yabiznehz
Age: 38
|
A year ago, Ghana rolled out its first indigenous tank, manufactured by Kantanka (yes, the same company that makes -reportedly quite decent- sports cars in Africa). Yes, it's kind of old news, but someone finally noticed it on the Internet a couple days ago and had to share it with all of us military hardware junkies.
It has folding wings...don't ask me why. Either it has a flamethrower or its engine caught fire during the demonstration. It has revolutionary armor...i.e. dirt-cheap sheet paneling. it is armed with a stubby mortar-like cannon. Curses! They've reverse-engineered our potato guns! It sports groundbreaking mobility...four small wheels that can TOTALLY handle cross-country maneuvers without breaking an axle a sweat. It is fitted with a CCTV system...I mean, it's probably got a few GoPros here and there, hooked to an old, out-of-warranty iPad inside the turret. It has missiles...well, actually it's got fireworks/bottle rockets. I think Estes got the contract, but don't take my word for it. It can deliver bombs! or should I say, someone is chucking firecrackers out of the hull by hand, praying hard to God that gravity will not make them roll back towards the vehicle before the timer runs out. And when victory is achieved in battle, it actually deploys a flag with Jesus doing the peace sign on it. Now send it against Boko Haram and watch them die from laughter. P.S. The year before that, Kantanka introduced some sort of missile launcher. Same insanity. But nothing's worse than THIS attack helicopter. See where the "missiles" are pointed?
__________________
Last edited by Renegade334; 2015-12-18 at 17:18. |
2015-12-18, 17:03 | Link #38684 | |
癸亥 (guǐhài)
Graphic Designer
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ
Age: 41
|
Quote:
--------------------------------------------- "what in the dic*en fu*k?!" ^-^
__________________
|
|
2015-12-18, 21:15 | Link #38687 |
癸亥 (guǐhài)
Graphic Designer
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ
Age: 41
|
yeah...so i guess my only other option is to get fu*ck in the as$ tonight, right?"
------------------------------------ rules of anime...
__________________
Last edited by Xefi; 2015-12-18 at 21:27. |
Tags |
humor |
|
|