(At Ichiraku Ramen)
Naruto: Just you wait, I'm gonna be Hokage one of these days!
Random Ninja (RN): Yeah, right. Face it, you're a loudmouthed-orange wearing ninja whose only good skills are copying and making spinning energy balls. Give up while you're ahead, kid.
Naruto: ..... (long pause) .... You're right. To be honest, I didn't want to be Hokage anyway. I wanted to be... A LUMBERJACK!! Leaping from tree to tree as they float down the mighty rivers of British Columbia. The Giant Redwood, the Larch, the Fir, the mighty Scott's Pine! The smell of fresh cut timber! The crash of mighty trees! With my best girl by my side (enter Sakura/Hinata/whoever) we'd sing, sing, sing...
Naruto: I'm a lumberjack, and I'm O.K. I sleep all night, I work all day!
Every popular Konoha Ninja in a Mountie uniform: He's a lumberjack and he's O.K. He sleeps all night, and he works all day!
And so on and so on and so on. God, I'm gonna get sued for this.
In his defense, he could mow down an entire forest with Oodama ... although I dont think the lumber will be very good quality or in any sizes bigger than a toothpick.