[Spoilers] What a Naruto character would never say

[hobobaggins]

that wasnt that bad for something that came out of an ass...

Sarutobi: stupid AS members are whining their naruto episodes fast enough while i am having an epileptic seisure on the end of a sword, with a burn victim in front of me... talk about the decline of american bravery...

[Lunchboxx]

I made this for my new sig and I figured y not post it here.....

[hobobaggins]

it is a bit big.

left to right or right to left?

I like it nonetheless!

Old Man: I am... Kishimito.. but please, call me Larry

naruto doesnt call kishimoto larry though!

[PathofNightshade]

I don't want to sound patronizing to all the posters in this thread, because some of you guys post really funny stuff, but otherwise a lot of you are basically sticking up a banner, "Look at me and my crude, crasse and unfunny humor, I am a Narutard." I mean, stuff like this...
Oro: I'm going to buttfuck you, Sasuke.
Sasuke: But your semen will blow out my rectum!
That just lowers the reputation of naruto fans everywhere. most of this stuff is turning into potty/sex humor which can be funny but only when used effectively.

[Lst2touchdasky]

wow alot of stuff changed while i was gone... like hobo's post count... how tragic- since its kinda late at night ill do one of the cheap ones hobo use to do.

Good: You learned shika's shadow bind technique
Better: You used it at a girl's slumber party
bad: you run out of chakra half way through your plan
worse: they're athletic tomboys
O fuck: they're are packing massive dildo...

[Ryota]

Originally Posted by Kaoru

Kakashi suffering from short-term memory loss. What is there a Dori here? Figures as to why he's always late since he forgets to change his underwear every week. Troublesome laundry!

WTF? It's Ryo"t"a !!! how did you get an "k" there??

[cdkobasiuk]

Originally Posted by PathofNightshade

I don't want to sound patronizing to all the posters in this thread, because some of you guys post really funny stuff, but otherwise a lot of you are basically sticking up a banner, "Look at me and my crude, crasse and unfunny humor, I am a Narutard." I mean, stuff like this...
Oro: I'm going to buttfuck you, Sasuke.
Sasuke: But your semen will blow out my rectum!
That just lowers the reputation of naruto fans everywhere. most of this stuff is turning into potty/sex humor which can be funny but only when used effectively.

Naruto: 'Hey Sasuke! Did you read that post?'

Sasuke: ' Of course dobe, I've read all 112 pages in this thread.'

Naruto: 'I didn't know our fans had a reputation.'

Sakura: ' A bad reputation, ya.'

Naruto: 'what do you guys wanna do now?'

Sasuke: ' Well, I was gonna go over and hang out in the Maria-sama ga Miteru forums.'

Naruto: ' oo, I'll come. I love the sent of yuri. You wanna come Sakura-chan?'

Sakura:' No thanks, last time I was there all those creepy girls kept staring at me, I think I'll go look for Oro and his big snake.'

Naruto: 'ok, have fun. oh, by the way Sakura-chan *Naruto reaches into pocket and tosses a tube to Sakura* here's your ky I borrowed. Ja'ne.

[pathyfinder]

Originally Posted by Lazy Shikamaru

Kishimoto: Okay... this is stupid.
Naruto: why did you make us kiss anyway? and what the crap!!! what's with the pervert sennin teaching me!!!! and Sasuke taking all the glory! what's with Sakura ignoring me! and why is that freaky Hinata looking at me all weird. What's with this Sasuke-looking guy too!?!? what the fuck is going on!? who the fuck, fuck these fucking fucks!?!? FUCK!!

Kishimoto: ....... Mentos?

LOL Thanks, I was wondering where this was going....so easy, but it got me good!

Originally Posted by hobobaggins

yeah. brownen styx's avatar was very reminescent of pathyfinder and i cant drink yet. (legally that is ) no one has an AV like mine!

It's ok with me seeing Brownen that nearly had a heart attack! I did more drinking while underage, well, seeing as I started having kids when I was 19, wasn't like I even could drink then. You so funny Hobo-san Your ava and sig is so Pure and Clean

YEAH Lst2 is back and funny!!!! Perhaps no sub ep today, but Lst2 post might just hold me over

[Riese]

Originally Posted by Kaoru

Yeah I thought I'd give it that 'ol fashioned Naruto twist.

*ducks flying frying pans from the female members*

Ok you know I've run out of ideas when I resort to this kind of cunning.

Hey as long as it gets people to laugh, then I've done my duty.

Indeed! Now imagine this:

Sasuke: Wife beater no jutsu!
*poof*
Suddenly, Sasuke has a 60 lb beer gut, a white, stained tank top, a huge bald spot on the top of his head, a badly, mishaven "beard" and a bunch of scattered warts.
Somehow, a rusty, double-wide trailer appears as well.

Sakura: What the...I'm not trailer trash!
Sakura kicks Sasuke out of the plane and fingers herself. The greatest love is self love. Gaara taught us all that.

[hobobaggins]

Originally Posted by Lst2touchdasky

wow alot of stuff changed while i was gone... like hobo's post count... how tragic- since its kinda late at night ill do one of the cheap ones hobo use to do.

Good: You learned shika's shadow bind technique
Better: You used it at a girl's slumber party
bad: you run out of chakra half way through your plan
worse: they're athletic tomboys
O fuck: they're are packing massive dildo...

err... yeah. it got removed i have no idea what my PC is now!

Good: you learned Jirara's escaping technique
Better: you sucessfully escaped the women's bath when you were found out
Bad: the technique requires you to be naked, and you had to hop the fence.
Worse: you escaped into the hokage's mansion
O fuck: you walked in on the 3rd beating it to the 4th's picture (reference to an older post)

[Kaoru]

Like the comic Lunchboxx-san! Thanx for having it translated.
and I thought Master Ran's latest comic was great!

Originally Posted by Ryota

WTF? It's Ryo"t"a !!! how did you get an "k" there??

Um, it was a mistake dude. No need to get frustrated. *looking at the shouting smilie*

Originally Posted by Lazy Shikamaru

Kishimoto: Okay... this is stupid.
Naruto: why did you make us kiss anyway? and what the crap!!! what's with the pervert sennin teaching me!!!! and Sasuke taking all the glory! what's with Sakura ignoring me! and why is that freaky Hinata looking at me all weird. What's with this Sasuke-looking guy too!?!? what the fuck is going on!? who the fuck, fuck these fucking fucks!?!? FUCK!!

Kishimoto: ....... Mentos?

LOL I liked this one! That part in the movie went right over my head. Now this one I can understand.

Originally Posted by Riese

Sasuke: Wife beater no jutsu!
*poof*
Suddenly, Sasuke has a 60 lb beer gut, a white, stained tank top, a huge bald spot on the top of his head, a badly, mishaven "beard" and a bunch of scattered warts.
Somehow, a rusty, double-wide trailer appears as well.

Sakura: What the...I'm not trailer trash!
Sakura kicks Sasuke out of the plane and fingers herself. The greatest love is self love. Gaara taught us all that.

Riese-san plays off ideas well. Gosh I hope Sasuke doesn't listen to back country music too. I can just imagine him sitting in a lawn chair next to Oro, sipping back a few beers, going by Homer's philosophy...
"I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals flaming!"

w00t Lst2 is back!! Missed ya ther mate! Hope we get to see more since people are on the last stretch of school. Shit...Pathy-san, I need my mojo did you see where it went?

[pathyfinder]

Originally Posted by hobobaggins

...Worse: you escaped into the hokage's mansion
O fuck: you walked in on the 3rd beating it to the 4th's picture (reference to an older post)

omgosh, *grabs barf-o-metre* ok, now the thought that the 3rd is now DEAD *throws old moldy jar of miracle-whip mayonaise at hobo*

Hey, that would be a pretty funny new Jutsu. While someone is inhaling to do the fire-no-jutsu, just flip over some moldy mayo in their mouth! *pig walks over and eats remaining mayo on floor*

Glad that Kaoru commented on "Gaara's self love" joke by Reise, *man had to fight back hitting reply on that one ! LOL*

[hobobaggins]

if you think that is bad, just look at what is in your PM box.

well... on the gaara.. self love? what?

oh. i got it.

Sakura kicks Sasuke out of the plane and fingers herself. The greatest love is self love. Gaara taught us all that.

Sasuke: aaah! i am out of the 2d plane!... ooh... 3 dimentional space! wow. Anna kournikova is hawt! see you sakura!

Sakura: i aint jealous

Sasuke: did i say Kournikova? i meant Johhny Depp...

Sakura: *cry*

[Riese]

Originally Posted by Kaoru

Riese-san plays off ideas well. Gosh I hope Sasuke doesn't listen to back country music too. I can just imagine him sitting in a lawn chair next to Oro, sipping back a few beers, going by Homer's philosophy...
"I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals flaming!"

We are a dangerous duo, you and I. We feed off eachother's sick twisted ideas.
Let us join forces and conquer the dark side!

I could see Oro with a mullet, a Dukes of Hazzard beat up tank top and one of those oversized belt buckles that makes his crotch look bigger.

WB Sasuke: Hey Oro, Ah reckon ya know a good taxadermist?
Mullet Oro: Yap, Ah gotz un on speed dial.
WB Sasuke: Ah figua, Ah kill my brotha, Ah bet he'd all make one nice centerpiece in tha livin room.
Mullet Oro: Aw, dun do dat man! Then yah gunna waste time lookin at that might fine arse he's got instead of gettin drunk wit me...
WB Sasuke: You sick varmint, Ah ain't into that incest thang. Do Ah look like Ah'm from ALABAMA!?
Mullet Oro: You jus pissed cuz ya wanted tah marry yer cousin an that bro o yers straight up hacked 'er head off.
Now dun be lyin to ole Oro.
WB Sasuke: Mah cuz, he was one hottie Ah tells ya. Naw git ya bitch ass back into teh kitchen an make me some PIE!
Mullet Oro: Hold yer horses, Ah gots Kabuto installin' mah lasso rack in the pick up then he go on in that kitchen an make sum pie!

[Palani]

Itachi: I don’t know what u heard about me, But I'm a motherfucking P-I-M-P (Maybe he will someday)

One at a time. Inspiration doesn't come cheap.

[pathyfinder]

Chouji: *singing* "I love cheezy poof, you love cheezy poofs, if you don't like cheeze poof, you're Sasu-Gay!

*sorry I really can't see Chouji Singing, let alone a song from South Park*
*think I'm nuts, as I sware I saw sub titles last night on it *

[Bronwen Stx]

Heehee.

Kakashi: So...

Kabuto: So...

Kakashi *single eye studies him: Do we really need toys?

Kabuto: Yes, we do.

Kakashi: Why? We have plenty of toys to use. I've got my mask, you've got your glasses, I have my Sharingan eye, and you've got your deck of cards. I say we have plenty of toys.

Kabuto *sniffed*: We simply can't play cops and robbers without handcuffs. Or no sex for you tonight.

Kakashi *provocatively*: If you insist, why don't we buy the extra accessories then? More toys, more fun....

[hobobaggins]

Pathyfinder! thats just dirty. oh. thats brownensticks.

Kakashi *provocatively*: If you insist, why don't we buy the extra accessories then? More toys, more fun....

Naruto: i will bring the mayonaise!

[Sharingan_Kakashi]

Kakashi: Yoink!

Kakashi: Does anyone else think Sakura is hot?

Sasuke: You hit Naruto! I'll kill you for that!

Neji: Hey Sauske, wanna trade eyes for a week?

Hinata: Dammit Naruto, kiss me already!

Hinata: I'll show you who's shy you sonofa.........

Sakura: Sauske-kuuuuun, look, I have sharingan too!

Sakura: Don't make me b*tch slap you Sauske!

Naruto: Ramen Girl, will you marry me?

[nh1]

Hinata: Sasuke -kuuun! Sasuke -kuuun! Would you f*** me for b***?
Sasuke: Sure...
Inner-Hinata: Hell Yeah!!!

*the next day, Sasuke leaves the Village*

Hinata: Wait Sasuke-kuuun! It's your baby!!

Just noticed how different Hinata and Sakura are, maybe it has got something to do with the Byakugan...

Sakura: Byakugan! ... ... ... OMFG!!! That cursed seal is like :not to be revealed: and it can be removed if you :still not to be revealed: !!

Sasuke: Hey, Sakura! You're pretty usefull!