[Spoilers] What a Naruto character would never say

[Rasho]

Originally Posted by Kouji

Dang you guys are very

let's see if you guys can translate what these guys're saying

Spoiler:

Ummm,
Lee:Its' the ultimate,stream-lined,form-fitting,easily accessible,perfectly-made,body suit!
Gaara:...
Frame 3 onwards,
Gaara:Would i look good in this Temari?
Temari:I would be seen dead standing beside a person wearing THAT.

[nh1]

Itachi & Gai: ...touched for the very first time! Like a vi-iii-iirgin! Like a virgin! Oh oh oh!
Was that the wrong song?

Anyways
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[Ryota]

Originally Posted by Kaoru

Spoiler:

C'mon Sasuke-kuuuun!!

*runs*

LOL!!!

[Rasho]

well,i couldnt find a real good post to post,so here's just a cheaply written crack.

Gaara:"Earwax Coffin!!"

[Kaoru]

Originally Posted by nh1

Anyways
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LOL!! Glad to see nh1 chock full 'o chakra too.

Um, scaring people by making them look at horrid sexy-no-jutsu's while singing Blow The Man Down - My Antidrug

Originally Posted by Rasho

Gaara:"Earwax Coffin!!"

So that's what he keeps in that gourd...ewww. Eats Choco-Sand for breakfast.

*tunes in to Naruto Hits One*

[Senen_Goroshi34]

Naruto : Hey Kyubi!! Just channel chackra in THIS when i have sex with sakura, i really want my child to get a cool bloodline limit !

[Kouji]

Kyuubi: K dude, just don't say that it's my fault when you get caught.
Shikamaru: It's not my fault if you get in trouble

[pathyfinder]

Originally Posted by Kaoru

....... sexy-no-jutsu's while singing "Blow The Man Down".....
So that's what he keeps in that gourd...ewww......... *tunes in to Naruto Hits One*

Yeah, "Singing"

I thought Gaara's gourd was filled with KY?

Naruto: OH! Cool! I finally have it !
Sasuke: "uhm, dare I ask, ok WHAT?"
Naruto: The newest cable station in Leaf! NH1 dantetbayyoo you Baka!
Sasuke: Are you still giving everyone free cable?
Shikamura: Hell Yeah, would you like me to schedule you in for next Wednesday?
Sasuke: *shadow clone-poof*

The First, Second, Third, & Fourth
Born to hand jive baby!

*yeah, it's been done*

Spoiler:

what you didn't know is they are not practicing jutsu's
You didn't think this thread could go a few pages with out the jelly

[nh1]

Originally Posted by pathyfinder

I thought Gaara's gourd was filled with KY?

What? You did?

Did you know Luffy would probably be the perfect match up against Gaara if what Rasho said is true?
Luffy: Sanji! I'm hungry! ... Hmm... What's this large gourd of meat?
...
Luffy: Zoro, we need to find a new chef, some of Sanji's food today tasted like KY!

[Senen_Goroshi34]

Naruto : Oh i'm so down !!
Sasuke : wtf you slept with sakura last night right?
Naruto : Yeah but i'm a stamina freak, i just cant have orgasm! I knocked sakura down before i can...
Sasuke (putting his hand on naruto shoulder) : it's all right naruto... (smiling) i'm a very big friend of you i will help you...

[pathyfinder]

Originally Posted by Senen_Goroshi34

Naruto : Oh i'm so down !!
Sasuke : wtf you slept with sakura last night right?
Naruto : Yeah but i'm a stamina freak, i just cant have orgasm! I knocked sakura down before i can...
Sasuke (putting his hand on naruto shoulder) : it's all right naruto... (smiling) i'm a very big friend of you i will help you...

omgosh
LOL

Originally Posted by NH1

Tomo: Eh... Cool! But did you know? Gol D. Roger sealed the Kyuubi inside of Usopp (hence his incredible strength), and then Sasuke ate the Meru Meru fruit so that he could become a rubberman. Now Nami is trying to become the next Hokage, Shikamaru is going for One Piece, Naruto wants to draw maps of the whole world, Luffy is all about killing his brother, avoiding any potential nakamas on the way and Choji is going to find All Blue... (no seriously, he is...) Chopper the snake-man is trying to find the Sharingan fruit while Orochimaru the reindeer-man is going to study under Tsunade and become the best medic ever.

lol TRUE to this thread!

[hobobaggins]

Spoiler:

after getting "crushed" by gaara, kimimaro's skin peels off to reveal...

Gaara: oh god! what the hell is that?
Kimimaro: my new supersecret armor!
Lee: its... ... great/terrible
Kimimaro the better to rape your asses with! (as in kill)
Lee: no way!
Gaara: nevermind that... what is it called?
Kimmaro: ribs, for her pleasure!

[Kouji]

Originally Posted by NH1
Tomo: Eh... Cool! But did you know? Gol D. Roger sealed the Kyuubi inside of Usopp (hence his incredible strength), and then Sasuke ate the Meru Meru fruit so that he could become a rubberman. Now Nami is trying to become the next Hokage, Shikamaru is going for One Piece, Naruto wants to draw maps of the whole world, Luffy is all about killing his brother, avoiding any potential nakamas on the way and Choji is going to find All Blue... (no seriously, he is...) Chopper the snake-man is trying to find the Sharingan fruit while Orochimaru the reindeer-man is going to study under Tsunade and become the best medic ever.

Nice crossover you have there with One Piece & Naruto.

[pathyfinder]

Originally Posted by hobobaggins

Spoiler:

Kimmaro: ribs, for her pleasure!

AWESOME HOBO!

*glad to see a decent sig back also*

(I don't think I want to be stuck in this forum seeing as one may get "nipped"
Now we know why Hinata is hiding behind trees! )

[nh1]

Shikamaru: Hey, I've found a way to count my IQ!
Anyone: How much did you have?
Shikamaru: ... 350! :fingers:
Everyone: AhahhaHah!

Naruto: Hey, I've found a way to count my IQ!
Anyone: How much did you have?
Naruto: ... 65! :fingers:
Everyone: -
Shikamaru: Seriously? How did you do that?

Oh yeah! That sig is a keeper, hobo!

EDIT:

Spoiler for how he counted his IQ:

[Senen_Goroshi34]

Originally Posted by Senen_Goroshi34

Naruto : Oh i'm so down !!
Sasuke : wtf you slept with sakura last night right?
Naruto : Yeah but i'm a stamina freak, i just cant have orgasm! I knocked sakura down before i can...
Sasuke (putting his hand on naruto shoulder) : it's all right naruto... (smiling) i'm a very big friend of you i will help you...

Sasuke : Hi naruto! so...
Naruto : forget it me and sakura just created a new justu to overcome the problem...
Sasuke : a new justu ?
Naruto : Yes! It's a variant of Kage Bunshin... I called this one "3 on 1 no justu"!
Sasuke : (smiling) Can you try this on me?
Naurto : ...


Sasuke : hi Sakura!
Sakura : hi!
Sasuke : i wonder... why did you choose naruto ?
Sakura : (blushing) well... he's got 9 "tails"...0


Sasuke : Naruto! please teach me kage bunshin no jutsu
Naruto : Ok!
Sasuke: Kage Bunshin No Jutsu !!!! (makes just 1 clone)
Naruto : You suck sasuke!
Sasuke : Shut up and teach me Senen Goroshi!


Sasuke : Orochimaru put out your finger from my nose please...
Orochimaru : (cancelling Henge) It not my finger...
Sasuke : (cancelling Henge) Then it's all right it not my nose


Sasuke : Hey Gaara, what the meaning of your tatoo on your forehead?
Gaara : it says " Love oneself"
Sasuke : Ok! (Henge to Gaara form)
Gaara : ... I didnt mean "Screw oneself"... stupid

[cdkobasiuk]

Iruka: Damn brats! What I need is a bottle of Vodka and some wild sex, with lots of birthcontrol. Too many knee biters in this damn village already.

cdk

[Nine Devil]

Naruto:Bla bla bla(japanese) aheeee

Sasuke:Aheee

Jiraiya:Aheee

Orochimaru:Aheee

NO no hell no i can't stop this madness anymore!

[Kakashi Sensei]

Okay, I'm definitely not one with a huge sense of humor, but this just came to thought...

Oro: Hm... maybe if I took a shower once in a while people would like me.

Edit: Sakura: ::sigh:: Why are the cute ones always evil??

[hobobaggins]

Originally Posted by pathyfinder

AWESOME HOBO!

*glad to see a decent sig back also*

(I don't think I want to be stuck in this forum seeing as one may get "nipped"
Now we know why Hinata is hiding behind trees! )

nah. got it approved by my favorite mod (see: avatar)

Spoiler:

Sasuke wants to go on a diet.

The 5th hands sasuke a letter.

sasuke starts running

the konoha team gathers!

chouji fights jirobu, chouji beats jirobu. chouji collapses when he hears of his real mission.

Neji fights kidomaru, neji beats kidomaru. neji kills himself for accepting such a stupid mission.

Shikamaru finds a note naruto dropped.

from: the 5th
RE: your needs
Body: you may have your way with sasuke if you find him...

Shikamaru: guys wait up!!!