Why the hell does everyone run like retards now?

[naantje]

Originally Posted by Green²

Two girls walked in and you said that?

...

You had just lost any chance in getting laid. Ever.

nah, i explain how i spent hours and days playing counterstrike and traveling across the country to play games with other nerds to girls.. and still get laid like.. (stfu animizzle :x)

[thedemonwithin]

im just being a dick
but the anime method is used in professional sprinting
(at the very end wen they try to get over the finish line)

[Srin Tuar]

Originally Posted by AkatsukisApprentice

Normal running:
windspeed -2.1m/s distance:100m time: 10.58 seconds

Retarded(naruto) running:
windspeed +2.6m/s distance:100m time: 14.13 seconds

Conclusion: You are not a ninja.

[AkatsukisApprentice]

Originally Posted by Srin Tuar

Conclusion: You are not a ninja.

When I was 14 I was a brown belt in korean karate, then I moved to kickboxing for 3 years and became a red belt and for the last 5 years I have been doing Wing Chun and have decided not to do any gradings at all

As for athletics, I have been part of middlesex county athletics club, but have refused to take part in any competition events. I was also asked to try out for the commonwealth games, but I decided to keep my mind in my career and focus on computer science

yes I am not a ninja, but if the comparison to "real life" is made, and whether it makes sence to run like a retard or not, I would of thought I would of been the best candidate to try it out lol

[Lst2touchdasky]

Akatsuki, I dont care how much you want to continue this topic but could you please stop double posting? That is what the edit botton is for.

[AkatsukisApprentice]

Originally Posted by Lst2touchdasky

Akatsuki, I dont care how much you want to continue this topic but could you please stop double posting? That is what the edit botton is for.

people are quoting me so I respond to them individually....take your head out of your butt and take a look around....no one cares....

[Tsukuyomi]

how is running like that retarded at all?! Zabuza runs like that when Kakashi stabs his arms and makes em unusuable>> is that really supposed to make Zabuza a retarded runner?

[Lamork]

My friend was talking about ninjas a few hours ago as we were walking around my neighbor hood. He was discussing this topic and i said we should try. So we ran back to my house like that.

All that run pretty much makes your arms tired. Maybe if you're not a lazy bum like me and knew how to run fast, I'd prolly help. Its cool in anime, but not in RL. You look like a dork.

-Lamork

ps. Word to the wise, dont do it in public

I got laughed at by a bunch of spanish thugs

I think if i leave my house they're gunna shoot me

[Gon the Freec]

Well , lets just say the way the Naruto Characters run has something to do with CHakra control.....its very dificult to animate so thats why they make them run like that in the anime , they are the 1337 by running the way they do anyway , so come on ! , lets just don't call them names or judge them by it !

[blahblahmaster]

Haha, I hope those Spanish thugs didn't kill you.

[Animizzle]

Originally Posted by blahblahmaster

Haha, I hope those Spanish thugs didn't kill you.

What a pitifull attempt to revive your thread after a heavenly 2 week of no posts in this miscarriage.

[AnimeNewtype101]

I really don't know why the ninja's run like they do, with their arms flapping around in the wind. However like some other people posted.............. I've tried to run like that, I looked really stupid however I always did it when there were no people around so I'm not going to get ambushed by a bunch of nobody punks.

This just goes to show you, whatever looks cool in anime/manga will never, ever look cool in real-life. Anime/Manga characters are meant to look pretty and cool, real people aren't.............