2009-03-03, 00:28 | Link #3661 |
Gundam Boobs and Boom FTW
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In a Seattle Washington college classroom, they were discussing the qualifications to be President of the United States . It was pretty simple - the candidate must be a natural born citizen of at least 35 years of age.
However, one girl in the class immediately started in on how unfair was the requirement to be a natural born citizen. In short, her opinion was that this requirement prevented many capable individuals from becoming president. The class was taking it in and letting her rant, but everyone's jaw hit the floor when she wrapped up her argument by stating, 'What makes a natural born citizen any more qualified to lead this country than one born by C-section?' +_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+ An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand pulling a male buffalo with the other. He says to the waiter: "Want coffee." The waiter says, "Sure, Chief. Coming right up." He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee. The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun, causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere and then just walks out. The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand, pulling another male buffalo with the other. He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter "Want coffee." The waiter says "Whoa, Tonto, we're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday. What was all that about, anyway?" The Indian smiles and proudly says . "Training for position in United States Congress: Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave mess for others to clean up, disappear for rest of day. +_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+ A little boy says to his mother, "Mommy, how come I'm black and you're white?" His mother replies, "Don't even go there! From what I can remember about that party, you're lucky you don't bark!" |
2009-03-03, 06:16 | Link #3663 | |
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2009-03-04, 12:24 | Link #3673 |
Gundam Boobs and Boom FTW
Join Date: Dec 2005
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Harry and Willy meet at the bar, and Willy asks his friend how are things with him.
Harry: "So-so. I left my job because of illness and fatigue." Willy: "Sorry to hear that. What happened?" Harry: "My boss got sick and tired of me." +_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_ I've noticed the strangest thing about men who hang out in bars a lot. It seems they have only one of two reasons to be there: they have no wife to go home to... or they do. +_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+ An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years. The Wizard says, "Maybe, but you will have to tell me THE EXACT WORDS that were used to put the curse on you." Without hesitation, the old man says, "I now pronounce you man and wife." +_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+ |
2009-03-04, 18:38 | Link #3679 |
I'll end it before April.
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