2009-03-27, 08:33 | Link #3821 | |
Teddytears
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erm.... on second thought... don't answer that.
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2009-03-27, 22:06 | Link #3823 | ||
NYAAAAHAAANNNNN~
Join Date: Nov 2007
Age: 35
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Spoiler for joke:
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2009-03-27, 23:04 | Link #3824 | |
The Necessary Evil
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Peeing on Stinku's Grave
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The story of creation with an unhealthy serving of deep-fried potatoes.
Alternate Title: The battle between Good and Evil, with an unhealthy serving of deep-fried potatoes. Quote:
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2009-03-29, 00:08 | Link #3830 |
Gundam Boobs and Boom FTW
Join Date: Dec 2005
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A Sunday appropriate oldie-but-goodie:
There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black: 1. He called everyone brother 2. He liked Gospel 3. He didn't get a fair trial But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish: 1. He went into His Father's business 2. He lived at home until he was 33 3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian: 1. He talked with His hands 2. He had wine with His meals 3. He used olive oil But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian: 1. He never cut His hair 2. He walked around barefoot all the time 3. He started a new religion But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus as an American Indian: 1. He was at peace with nature 2. He ate a lot of fish 3. He talked about the Great Spirit But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish: 1. He never got married. 2. He was always telling stories. 3. He loved green pastures. But the most compelling evidence of all........Proof that Jesus was a woman: 1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food. 2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it. 3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do.
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2009-03-29, 04:14 | Link #3833 | |
NYAAAAHAAANNNNN~
Join Date: Nov 2007
Age: 35
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Complex jokes like this needs to be understood with a sense of humour and worldliness, as well as an understanding of extremities. It is just a joke Jedi. Nothing sacrilegious about it.
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2009-03-30, 01:01 | Link #3837 | |
♪♫ Maya Iincho ♩♬
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2009-03-30, 09:21 | Link #3840 |
Ha ha ha ha ha...
Graphic Designer
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Right behind you.
Age: 35
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Know your state motto!
Alabama
Heck Yes, We Have Electricity. Alaska 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong! Arizona Yes, But It's A Dry Heat. Arkansas Literacy Ain't Everything. California By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda. Colorado If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother. Connecticut Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet. Delaware We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water. Florida Ask Us About Our Grandkids. Georgia We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism. Hawaii Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru. (Death To Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money) Idaho More Than Just Potatoes... Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good. Illinois Please Don't Pronounce the "S". Indiana 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free. Iowa We Do Amazing Things With Corn. Kansas First Of The Rectangle States. Kentucky Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names. Louisiana We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign. Maine We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster. Maryland If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It. Massachusetts Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's For Some Tax Brackets. Michigan First Line Of Defense >From The Canadians. Minnesota 10,000 Lakes...And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes. Mississippi Come And Feel Better About Your Own State. Missouri Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work. Montana Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, and Very Little Else. Nebraska Ask About Our State Motto Contest. Nevada Hookers and Poker! New Hampshire Go Away And Leave Us Alone. New Jersey You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right here! New Mexico Lizards Make Excellent Pets. New York You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney... North Carolina Tobacco Is A Vegetable. North Dakota We Really Are One Of The 50 States! Ohio At Least We're Not Michigan. Oklahoma Like The Play, But No Singing. Oregon Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner. Pennsylvania Cook With Coal. Rhode Island We're Not REALLY An Island. South Carolina Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender. South Dakota Closer Than North Dakota. Tennessee The Ed-yoo-cayshun State. Texas Si?, Hablo Ingles, Amigo. Utah Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus. Vermont Yep. Virginia Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix? Washington We have more rain than you do !! Washington, D.C. Wanna Be Mayor ? West Virginia One Big Happy Family... Really! Wisconsin Come Cut The Cheese. Wyoming Where Men Are Men... And The Sheep Are Scared.
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