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2005-12-24, 03:38 | Link #42 |
It's bacon!
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Woman swallows cell phone after argument
Now, I know that in Japan, that these phones get smaller just about every year. But over here, when I read that article, I couldn't help but to picture one of those 3-year-old Nokia models. ~Somewhere around a few pounds or so. Though I do wonder how the rest of that went. Probably the only phone too... Like maybe smacked her around an few times until they could get the nine to work. - Huh? Who's this? Osama Bin Laden? YOU Sunava - *Whack* Oh... uh, sorry about that. - 911 emergency services. -Please state the nature of your emergency. - Did you get that last number? - ...Sorry? - *Smacked by lady* Oh, right. My hoe, she needs help! - Sorry, we can not confirm your location. - (Phone starts beeping) Right. We're at... (Phone battery dies out) -Oh shit! Uh,.. (Looks at nearby phone recharging cord.) *Knock heard at door. Guy opens the door* - NSA. We would like to ask you an few questions. - Do you have a phone that I could borrow? |
2006-01-10, 15:32 | Link #43 | |
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Not an entirely "silly" story, but more of an odd/sad one.
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2006-01-12, 22:47 | Link #44 | |
I am mowing clowns
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Man sues over chatroom humiliation
Heh...I thought this would happen some day.
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2006-01-13, 05:07 | Link #45 | |
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Scientists make fluorecent green pigs!
http://www.cnn.com/2006/HEALTH/01/12...eut/index.html
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2006-01-13, 14:13 | Link #46 |
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http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/nation/3585361.html
Not sure if that piece of news I just posted is "Silly" but this reminds me ofthe episode in GANTZ when the 2 guys were beating the homeless guy this is the exat real life replica of that event. |
2006-01-15, 00:57 | Link #47 |
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flaming on the internet = Jail: Well, looks like I won't be posting on Gaia anymore.
http://news.com.com/Create+an+e-anno...2491&subj=news
eAnnoyance. How does one say that without looking like an idiot? I can see it now: "Hello, stupid ugly retarded dumbass. My name is Kyle Jones. I'm going to flame you and tell you my real name so I can insult you straight to your hideous bug-eyed face without getting in trouble with the law. Don't like it? Tough shit, dip-wad. Deal with it, you fat emo bastard!" The president is taking his internets too seriously (and so is the dude who negged me here for no reason. What if there was a chance I gave the post its own title, huh? Then one of your 10 reg hand-outs would be for naught. But still, he takes it less seriously than Bush). Last edited by OutPhase; 2006-01-15 at 10:54. |
2006-01-15, 01:11 | Link #48 | |
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Sometimes I think politicians just write these laws to clog up the judicial system and waste time and money. They have to know they'll be overturned if they're challanged. But of course then they can whine about "judicial activism"... Wait, this post could annoy politicians and I'm not using my real name.
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2006-01-15, 09:06 | Link #49 | ||
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I've already read about the "Groper's Brotherhood" some time ago... But there would be an easily solution to this. It would work like this: they put an announcement in some newspaper (Asahi Shimbun or something) that they search school girls to get groped on a train (for payment of course), I'm sure they would find plenty. They could make an appointment about where they want to do it and then they could grope all they want and leave those in peace who don't want to be groped. Or, JR could do something on their own: they could do actual "groping wagons", where every school girl who enters it gets 10.000Y for agreeing to be groped, and every man who enters pays 10.000Y for being able to grope. They could make a real killing like this |
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2006-01-17, 20:02 | Link #50 | |
I am mowing clowns
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William Shatner sells kidney stone for charity
Oh my...I admit I like Star Trek as well, but...
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2006-01-19, 10:21 | Link #51 | |
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Snake 'befriends' snack hamster
Bizarre in a cute sort of way Could almost be the makings of an anime
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2006-01-24, 00:58 | Link #52 | |
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Japan fights invasion of the jumbo jellyfish
Japan fights invasion of the jumbo jellyfish
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2006-01-26, 09:24 | Link #55 | ||
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Something else, i've noticed that many of this story are japan-related. I know that this is suppose to be "Silly New Stories from around the world" but the earth doesn't revolve around Japan, ps: I know not everyone's not a pervert, so I apologize for the one that aren't.
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2006-01-26, 13:14 | Link #56 | |
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Then onto Thailand:Braces Become Teen Fashion Fad in Thailand |
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2006-01-27, 10:26 | Link #60 | |
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