2004-03-03, 16:22
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Terabyte needs anime!
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Columbus, Ohio
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Gamabunta "I choose you Picachu" *thunderbolt attack*
PAKKUN "I choose you - Hobobaggins" *maggot attack* HOBOBAGGINS "I choose Fotonois" *??????????????* PAKKUN "You can't do that, I hate getting stuck with these, they never want to -calls someone else in to do his work" I'm telling Pathy I want my money back. PATHY *yoink-I'm outta hear* ENMA (The 3rd's monkey dude) "I choose you - Hunter"*don't ask, something with the spoon* SLADE "I choose you Monir" *word attack...F's with your mind* VICIOUS "I choose DragonFlame" *Flame attack* Kaoru "I choose you Lst2touchDaSky" *some funny attack* SAI "I choose DRANZ" *close thread attack* Spoiler:
GAI: I have this great idea on how to get money back into the village Tsunade. Tsunade: Explain Gai: Well, we call Play Ninja magazine and have them do a cover story on "THE LADIES OF LEAF" Of course Hinata, Ino, Sakura, Ten Ten, amoungst others will be featured, but YOU will be the centerfold. Go on highlight it's safe  Spoiler:
Tsunade: Ok, call in the next one with an idea and get a dust pan I hate the ashes getting all over my things! Oh yeah, and give Kakashi $20, it was the dumbest idea yet I've heard....even dumber than Jiraiya's idea to hold a poke-forum contest.... baka .... can't even pick a winner 
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2004-03-03, 17:58
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Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: teaching kaoru how to play GO
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2004-03-03, 18:33
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だいすきが大好きです！
Join Date: Nov 2003
Age: 35
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 Good: you beat up naruto's kid Bad: naruto is mad Worse: the animesuki community is hunting for you harder than the nazis after an escaped airman. Good: you beat up pathy's kids Bad: pathy is after you Worse: There is someone in a tree aiming a gun at you Good: you can summon frogs now! Gooder: your summons regenerate limbs Gooderest: you have an infinate supply of food Good: You go into Ino's shop to hit on her Bad: Her mother is there, and you dont notice Worse: You apologize to her father, calling him her mother. |
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2004-03-03, 19:00
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Terabyte needs anime!
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 Opps my mistake, just someone else trying to finish the job....*there are after me....runs away*....... *OGH they got me I'm HIT I'M HIT....WTF! Oh....it's a spoon? AGGGHHHH!!!! Naruto in tree: Why Kakashi sensei why are do we always have to eat in the trees? Sasuke: Because it's fun watching you eat with your face after you drop all your utincils Sakura: What's that woman doing down there? I think she's possessed  Kakashi: Let's get outa here! Oro might be close by! *they leave*Hinata walks up to Pathy and bitch slaps her, does like two soft paws-can't move* "Pisses me off, stupid Pathy scares away my Naruto Kun" *chases after them* *That's ok, I think I tore off her fishnets before I did a face plant - I can sell this on the net * if I can ever move again*a few mintues go by Some birds picking on naruto's lunch make it moves, it falls, it splatters on me YUCK....OMG it's it's Mayonaise.....  this is not my day
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2004-03-03, 20:12
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だいすきが大好きです！
Join Date: Nov 2003
Age: 35
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good: you are having a discussion about interracial marrige
Bad: someone new and ignorant enters a thread Worse: the thread is then closed for stupidity Good: tsunade is drunk good: you are going back to her place she cant hold a henge when she is drunk.
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2004-03-03, 20:25
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A.S.S. Vice President
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: i dont know can you help me
Age: 35
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heh ill use hobos format for a topic ive been thinking about
bad: the boogie man lives under your bed worse: Oro molests small children oro is the boogie man can i get a new link for my revivial pic i think the one i have is messed up cus i can never see it
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2004-03-04, 01:09
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Senior Member
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Phoenix,AZ
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Ewww... I got a red/negative reputation point for this thread
Another Q & A Session Haku: My vietnamese hawaiian fortune teller told me i was going to die, and i dont want leave any body hanging- SO kid... your going to spread the news Kid1: do i have too? *remember's the cruel neji experience* Haku: Do it or my little friend here will have some thing to say about it *takes out a talking sakura doll* Kid1: I'll DO IT! JUST DONT MAKE IT TALK! *runs off crying* Few hours later.... Haku: Awww all my little kids, here! to keep you all here i temporary iced all your balls to your seat so if you plan to leave in one happy piece, coroperate- ANY questions? Kid1: *Says in panic* ARE YOU GAY? Haku: No... Kid1:Then whats with zabuza? Haku: Were partners! were... whats the word.... o yea- swingers! he brings the 20-30 years chicks and i get the 15-22 years! and if you dont know what swingers are... sorry but you deeply deprived of alot of stuff... ok any more questions? Kid2: Have you ever used your ice to do something besides killing people? Haku: Well have you ever seen those dentine ice commercails? well you know the thing with the hot girl and everything... yea! NEXT Kid3: How did you get your ice abilities Haku: That good for nothing neji... Did he not teach you taht everything in this world revolves around alot of drugs and lots of neverending.... yea! well the problem with this is that our bodies were reacting all wierd with the drugs... we started to overheat- we need to cool down and yea! and if you a Freaking retard and that didnt make sense to you- were shamans from northlands of shaman king. Now :fingers: off Kid3: i cant... your ice   Kid4: why do you look like a chick Haku: well do you know how much these drugs cost?! its crazy! since they overly price everything at the market the older members of the clan would procetute their offsprings... and you know old habits are kinda hard to break kid4 Kid5: Well how about your demonic ice mirrors... what do you do with that? Haku: Well i use it to see 18 different angles of a girls underwear, i use to to grope a girl 10 times in a second with out her noticing- she think theres something wrong with her bra or the bounce makes her look sexier so she wont mind. Kid5: *drools* Zabuza: You done yet kid? hurry up already, get your girl for today- also if you can, today i want a brunette. Dam im horny, my girlfriend made me go to the victoria secret thing... Haku:Alright... Now any last questions before i reale.... HEY how can you already move! Naruto: my balls dissapeared a LONG long time ago Haku:
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2004-03-04, 02:47
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Aria Company
Join Date: Nov 2003
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Manga chapter 207:
Kiba: Damn, doesn't this bastard ever give up?!! If he keeps following me, we're both gonna die! Sakon: Hah! I have you now! Did you really think that moving through the river would stop me from finding you? Die! Kiba: Shit! It's too late! She's here! *someone grabs Sakon's arm as he's about to strike, and tosses him aside* Sakon: What the hell?!! *looks around sees only kiba, Akamaru, and a short girl in a pink school uniform.* Who the hell are you?!! Girl: I'm the number one jounin of konoha village, the invincible ninja Kasuga Ayumu aka Osa... *Osaka notices a butterfly and begins to chase it* Sakon: WTF? Aren't we fighting?!! Pay attention you bitch! Kiba: Damn, it's begun.  * closes his eyes and covers his ears, while covering Akamaru's as well*Osaka: huh?  Oh yeah...Sakon: so, you're ready to fight? Osaka: hmm, Did you ever notice that when you're at the bottom of a narrow canyon like this, it's dark, even during the day? Of course it's night now... Sakon:What the hell are you talking about?!! We're in the middle of a fight here, what's that got to do with anything?!Osaka: Oh...Right *draws her kunai, but drops it* Sakon: Heh, now's my chance! *charges Osaka* *Osaka bends down to pick up her kunai, causing Sakon to miss, slamming full speed into a rock* Sakon: Damn you bitch!!! You think you can just toy with me like that?!!! Ukon, get your lazy ass up and help me kill this bitch!Ukon: Heh, can't handle one little school girl on your own, eh? Fine, I've recovered enough.  *Ukon splits from Sakon. Both activate the level 2 seal*Osaka:Huh? toy? *stares into space imagining a toy*Ukon: She's the one who's giving you trouble? I'll take care of her easily *charges Osaka* *Osaka notices the butterfly from before and starts chasing it again. Ukon misses and also slams into a rock* Ukon: God damn it! This is embarrassing. We're using the level 2 curse seal, and we're losing to a school girl chasing a butterfly???Osaka: *notices Akamaru under Kiba* AH! Sakon; damn you! now what? Osaka: If dogs doggy paddle, do cats kitty paddle??? Sakon: WTF??? This is the person that's beating me??? I can't go back to Orochimaru after this! *stabs himself and dies*Ukon: Damn you Sakon, wait for me! *also kills himself* Osaka: Huh? what about the fight? this happens everytime...  Kiba:It's over? *looks up, sees Osaka chasing the butterfly again* Yes ,I've survived. If that's how she fights when she isn't paying attention, I'd hate to see how she fights for real...
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2004-03-04, 13:32
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2004-03-04, 14:08
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だいすきが大好きです！
Join Date: Nov 2003
Age: 35
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relena peacecraft coulda done that fight better
Sakon: Die Kiba Kiba: hides behind relena Sakon: What? another challenger? please insert 50 cents! Relena: HEERO!!!!! Sakon: Aggh. what was that for? you bitch! Relena: Heero!!!!! Sakon: my ears... bleeding.... Relena: HEEEEERO!!!!! Sakon: ahh... dies.  relena peacecraft > Ayumu aka Osa |
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2004-03-04, 14:36
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Master(Vicious)'s Padawan
Join Date: Nov 2003
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*The final showdown in the Naruto vas Kimimaro*
*Din-din-din-din-din-din-din-din-din-din-din-din-din-din-din-din-* *It seems that Kimimaro is gonna use his Final and greatest tecnique* Kimimaro: Here it comes! Naruto: H?!?!?!?!? *Kimimaro bows forwards* Kimimaro:HGGGGGHGGHGHGHGHGHGHHGHHH!!!! Naruto:Wha?!?!?!?! Kimimaro:Finally bone out of ass no jutsu!!! Naruto: Wha?? Faints away of the horror.
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2004-03-04, 14:52
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Terabyte needs anime!
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NARUTO: "Uhm, excuse me director, but what exactly is my motivation here in this scene with Kimimaru???" Director: "You have to get Sasuke back, you have to kill Kimi first" NARUTO: "again, I'm having problems with this, he dishes on my village, my woman I long for, and has my companions die".... "I'm gonna need something more, I have nothing against this Kimi guy personnaly do I?... Man he's doing me a favor if he get's Sasuke out of the picture for me....." Director: "It's your way of Ninja- Oh, shit just kill him because if Kimi kills you- you can't become Hokage" Naruto: "well, isn't that what I always say?" Director: "well, it's worked up to now, why change it" Naruto: "well, that sucks, I think....." Spoiler:
NARUTO: "Yes, sensei - right away" *gosh this is worse than working with that Hunter guy and his spoon* |
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2004-03-04, 18:28
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Terabyte needs anime!
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Columbus, Ohio
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NOW IN DOLBY DIGITAL SOUND AND INTRODUCING SHARINGAN VISION WE ARE PROUD TO BRING YOU KAKASHI KING....THE MOVIE!!!
 to Coder8 as producer of this new technology Oh! That would be so like cool if they would have a special day they hand out ANBU bunny lip masks to everyone that day in Tokyo |
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2004-03-04, 20:45
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Coordinated Insanity
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Between Good & Evil
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Lst2- Haku and Zabuza... it all makes sense now
Sharingan Vision? Where do you get this stuff? It seems Pathy-chan and Hobo have been busy o_O;;; Oh yes... important news.... SPRING BREAK!! One week of justified laziness... how good it is. On topic- Naruto on lifetime... Naruto and the restless... *Sakura and Sasuke are lying on the bed* Sakura: Oh Sasuke... that was great...was it good for you...? *Sasuke slowly puts down his cigar...* Sasuke: Si... Si senorita... muchos bueno... *Naruto slams open the door and sees Sasuke and Sakura on the bed* *Naruto clinches his fists and says...* Naruto: POR QUE!!!? POR QUE?!!!! *Sakura attempts to explain but Sasuke gets up and collects his clothes and starts walking out... Naruto stops him* *Sasuke looks into Naruto's eyes and says...* Sasuke: Yo no quiero... Skanky hoe. *Sasuke walks out and Naruto and Sakura are staring at each other* *the suspense can be cut with a knife...* Naruto: Let us make hotttt Latino Love... *Naruto rips open his shirt and throws Sakura on the bed* *Sasuke lights up a smoke walking out of the house and notices Pakkun. Pakkun slowly turns to Sasuke says* Pakkun: Yo Quiero Taco Bell... 2 years of spanish in high school and that's all I can somewhat remember
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2004-03-04, 21:55
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A.S.S. Vice President
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: i dont know can you help me
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heh yo quiero taco bell. anyway it seems that hobo has been busy trying to get photos of pathys children pathy has been busy getting acces to a government safe to store her photos and i have been busy fending off hunters spoon and dranzs mighty exploding beyblades with my three toothbrush style (go one piece woo woo) in the absence of our excelent president thegreatyakoshi. and u slade, youve just been slacking off and making more dirty hinata pictures to post as exhibit B havent you?
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2004-03-04, 22:42
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Coordinated Insanity
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Between Good & Evil
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Exhibit B and C, here I come... and who's thegreatyakoshi? back on topic... i hear them explosive beyblades...  Shikamaru's a pervert too o_o;; |
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2004-03-04, 23:35
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apathetic
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: teaching kaoru how to play GO
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Slade, that whole spanish thing was hilarious too.... LET US MAKE HOTTTTT LATINO LOVE!!! omg when i read that i started crying it's so funny! keep it up
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