2011-01-14, 20:54 | Link #9842 |
Udon-YAAAAAAAA
Join Date: Jan 2008
Age: 35
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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson goes on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend.
‘Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.” I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes,” replies Watson. “And what do you deduce from that?” Watson ponders for a minute. “Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. “Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, Holmes?” Holmes is silent for a moment. ‘Watson, you idiot!” he says. “Someone has stolen our tent!”
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2011-01-14, 21:09 | Link #9844 |
The Combat Otaku
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Hiding here in Closed Space with Haruhi, Konata, Nagi, and Kirino. Reading: Grimoire
Age: 31
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@GreatTeacherKen : LOL!
------------ Grim: "To dink dat dere be a mon dat goes drough da same dings dat I hafta." Kyon: Is that a Jamaican accent? The Grim Reaper has a Jamaican accent? "...yeah, it does seem that we have similar problems." Haruhi: "Kyon!" Mandy: "Grim!" Kyon: *sighs* "What is it?" Haruhi: "You two are going to battle it out to determine which of us is the better female protagonist!" Mandy: "You better not lose, Grim..." *Grim and Kyon look at each other before sighing.* Grim: "It was nice knowin' ya, mon." Kyon: "...yea..." *Seems to realize something before looking to Haruhi* "YOU WANT ME TO FIGHT THE GRIM REAPER?!"
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2011-01-17, 00:48 | Link #9859 | |
The Combat Otaku
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Hiding here in Closed Space with Haruhi, Konata, Nagi, and Kirino. Reading: Grimoire
Age: 31
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Is this a screensaver?
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