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2004-04-18, 16:41 | Link #83 |
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Join Date: May 2003
Location: Scottsdale, Arizona
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For me its probably when people try to tell me that my Rx-7 has a piston engine and when I tell them its a rotary. They look at me like I'm crazy and tell me that I'm wrong. I then proceed to call them an idoit and :fingers: .
The damn guy at the dmv put down I had a four cylinder on my registration after I told him it wasn't. Damn ignorant bastards. |
2004-04-18, 16:58 | Link #84 | |
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The Governator--can you say "Gahlifohnee-ah?" |
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2004-04-18, 17:25 | Link #85 | |
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Biggest BS from Bush ever.
I've haven't heard ths, I read it in the newspaper:
After George W. Bush finished his speech about increasing the number of troops in Iraq and hostage-taking situations, people were allowed to ask some questions based all the speech. Guess what this moron-of-a-president did.... George tried changing the subject in every question he was asked. Quote:
We have suffered enough from this nubnut, so let someone else job the who isn't a cheating, lying, backstabbing, wannabe, greedy, moronic, embarrassing excuse of a president. |
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2004-04-18, 18:35 | Link #86 | |
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While I agree with the above post on the "absurdity" of the Bush Presidency, the above post may be better interpreted and slightly--generous usage of the word--flame-proof, by eliminating the typos |
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2004-04-18, 18:45 | Link #87 |
Tekkaman Blade!
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Bakersfield, CA, USA,
Age: 37
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www.darwinawards.com
Enjoy. |
2004-04-18, 18:55 | Link #88 | |
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You have the nerve to call me a "Holy Man"!!! You couldn't just call me a co%^-sucking mother-fu$%er!!? How.. how dare you! Well, I'll make sure you're the last to receive the free t-shirt ! Besides... I didn't say those lines, people I know said em. I mean, I don't think I have physical qualifications to be able to say "Nothing like a shaved pu^^y after a hot shower!" Yet another thing that came to mind was this- Eric: "Ya... I'm watching what I eat.... Can I get two big macs, large fries and a large diet coke?" Me: "How... how is that watching what you eat?" Eric: "I got the diet coke didn't I?" He gets two big macs because he combines the 2 big macs for a total of 4 pieces of meat and 4 pieces of bread(only takes out the middle part from the other one) in one burger. Now... that's some diet. |
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2004-04-18, 19:36 | Link #89 |
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Well ive heard story that... Nikola Tesla discovered incredible energy source... but he lost his notes... another is... that CIA released the AIDS virus to kill homosexual... and the las thing ive heard is... one is that an alien's hangar at wright patterson airforce base...
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2004-04-18, 19:45 | Link #90 | |
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I was told by a friend who worked up there that they developed a flight simulator that can break the 4th dimension. |
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2004-04-18, 21:18 | Link #91 | |
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2004-04-18, 21:29 | Link #93 | |
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Austin, TX
Age: 42
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Three years ago at breakfast one morning I met a guy who believed that. He told me and my friend that he was going to build an aircraft (he was an Aero Engineer) that could change directions instantaneously (like UFOs are supposed to do). He cited Nikola Tesla and called Einstein's theories a bunch of nonsense when he claimed he could build an engine with 95% efficiency (FYI: that's almost impossible to do, most engines have far, FAR less efficieny). Then he said he was going to mount the engine on a spinning pivot so that you could turn the pivot and change the direction that the engine propeled the aircraft (which itself would be circular like a UFO). Talk about close encounters That guy was insane (but passionate) |
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2004-04-18, 21:31 | Link #94 |
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Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Bakersfield, CA, USA,
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momjigari: LOL! Yuck. I can never feel the same at the beach again.
You deserve to be shown Man-Faye for that! /me goes off to corrupt his friends' minds... A Darwin Award nominee: (12 February 2003) Three men wielding knives tried to rob a slaughterhouse. But when it comes to hand to hand combat with sharp blades, butchers working in a slaughterhouse are more than a match for your average thief. They stabbed two of the intruders to death. The third man escaped from the angry butchers and fled in his car. Police soon spotted him, and after a brief car chase, the would-be thief pulled over and leapt from his vehicle. But instead of fleeing into the underbrush, he tried to dodge heavy traffic and escape across the highway. Perhaps he thought that threatening butchers with knives was not a sufficient demonstration of his intelligence. Within seconds, the natural justice system meted out his punishment in the form of a large truck, which struck and killed him. |
2004-04-18, 21:36 | Link #95 | |
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Location: Austin, TX
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Thanks for that remark. Now I can never go swimming again :fingers: |
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2004-04-19, 03:45 | Link #97 | |
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2004-04-19, 05:04 | Link #98 | ||
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*you asked for it * Really, your friend's diet... Amazing ^_^ I'm taking notes. Quote:
Sexy-no-Jutsu: your facts are quite amusing! since you talked about the "rule of thumb", I happen to know where the term "mad as a hatter" came from: back in the colonial days, the men who made those tall hats that the colonials used would use lead to make the gold strip in the base. They'd always lick the lead off their finger after making the strip thin, and well, lead is poisonous and can make you crazy (learned that in chem). So, voila. The hatters really were mad Last edited by MikoKikyo; 2004-04-19 at 05:26. |
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2004-04-19, 05:16 | Link #99 |
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Here is some pointless, weird and ridiculous facts for you to enjoy:
- On a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament building is an American Flag. (Apparently??) - LASER is an acronym, which means Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation. - All of the clocks in the movie "Pulp Fiction" are stuck on 4.20. - Coca-Cola was originally green. - Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair. - If you put a raisin in a champagne bottle, it will rise and fall continuously. - Women blink nearly twice as much as men do. *blink blink blink* - The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from an old English law, which stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb. Or click this..... HERE I think that might be enough for now.. |
2004-04-19, 10:55 | Link #100 | |
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half the country doesnt get he is pulling the fleece over their eyes.
hopefully, after we beat the crap outta Iraq, oil price will drop. SxT: man... ... do you read the darwin awards? I only buy the books. i need the second one. Quote:
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