Nanoha FanFiction Discussion

[Dark_Tsubasa]

Originally Posted by DezoPenguin

Possibly in the current atmosphere of violent warfare over typographical errors I should hold my ground on this... Tomorrow I'll get a chance to proof it before posting it at fanfiction.net, but as for now, I'll put it here in draft form for people's hopeful enjoyment:

Spoiler for Mothers and Daughters:

-snip-

To tell you the truth, after reading 'Daddy's Little Girl' (RadiantBeam, thanks to you I've discover the Lutecia/Vivio fandom!) I wanted the read the Fate-Momoko talk, but this one is great too (NanoFate is always great.. )

And well, Harlaowns are sneaky but Nanoha... *cough* XD

Originally Posted by Satashi

Spoiler for PornStar!Vivio pt.54:

-snip-

Woho! Here is the meeting... Yay! ... I wonder if Syn's dad knows about Vivio's job... I can't imagine the situation XD I want see that!

Edit: Oh, a new page.. I have to do any page claim? O_o hm...page claim for Seme!Fate...? XD

Edit 2 after correction =D! XDD

[Satashi]

[QUOTE=Satashi;2102186]

Spoiler for Previously:

Spoiler for PornStar!Vivio pt.50:

Vivio pushed up her glasses lightly on her nose and began flipping through the papers in front of herself. “Okay let's see... Here,” She showed Syn a sheet and scooted closer to her. “Right here, this is my basic 'will do' list. It says...well, what I'm comfortable with doing. I can edit it once or twice during my contract but this really outlines my upcoming work. The less I have on here, the less money I will bring in. I need to be lenient with it.”

Syn nodded and looked at the list and the check marks next to the words. “Um, what's this mean?” She pointed and got a small giggle along with the answer. “Oh, okay...” she fidgeted in her seat.

“Are you uncomfortable?”

“... A little but not bad. I'm just... you know, saying that my girlfriend will be doing this stuff. It's kind of weird more than being upset.”

Vivio nodded in understanding. “Would you feel more comfortable with it if you saw me doing it?” She got blinked at. “I have my videos, I can show them to you. You watched a few didn't you?”

“Just your solo scenes and webcam recordings.” Syn gave her a light lopsided smile. “I'm comfortable with it, just still weird to me. Anyway, let's see... Strip clubs?”

“Like I was at the other night.”

“... Okay, what's 'advertising' consist of?”

“Being recorded using things for new items or wearing something for a photo shoot. Like if a company released a new line of fetish clothing they would ask me to model in it. That will more than likely be a sex scene that's photographed, just so you know.”

“You're okay with that?”

Vivio shrugged. “Part of the job. No difference in that and being filmed in video.”

“Okay, I guess that's true...What's this mean?” She pointed to another line.

“I said no, so don't worry about it.” Vivio stuck out her tongue and got a giggle.

“You're so calm and easy going about this...”

“I hope you will be later on as well.”

“... What's away 'entertaining'?”

“If I go on the road somewhere to meet some important people, I would 'service' them sexually.”

“Is that legal?”

“That's why it's called servicing. It implied bringing them drinks, talking, entertaining and the like, but you really know what it means.”

“Basically it means they'll send you to seal deals? You're okay with that?”

“I will entertain them, it doesn't mean I will do sexual things. If I'm advertising a new sex toy and they want to watch me use it, I don't mind. I'll say no if I don't want to do something... I'll probably be wearing nothing or sexy lingerie though. That okay?”

“Well, I trust your judgment...” Her words trailed off as she thought about what she just said. “Yeah... Yeah, you know what?”

“What?”

“I trust you.” Syn handed the papers back to Vivio. “Do what you do, I'll support you.”

Vivio looked at her for a few moments before she leaned forward and hugged her. “That's the best thing you could say to me.” She got and amused pat on the back and squeezed her one more time before pulling away. “Well then, is there anything you want to ask about?”

“What's different about this and what you do now?”

“Basically more work. I will go around promoting things, do more videos, guest star on other company's videos, and the like. I've already got almost three hundred subscribers to my webpage now, it went up dramatically since my last video.”

Syn nodded and could tell that her girlfriend was proud. “Congratulations.”

“Thank you. Ohhhh, so much to think about now.” Vivio quickly began flipping through the contents of the folder and signing her name to them. “I can't wait to get started!”

“You can't wait to have sex?”

Vivio stuck out her tongue. “Let me see your computer.” The request gained her Syn's laptop after a few moments of waiting for it to be brought to her. “Here, this is your user name and password to my website. I'll save it for you.”

Syn shook her head. “Why do I need that, I have the real thing here.” She wrapped her arms around Vivio and looked over her shoulder at the page. This time she didn't feel her stomach turn but instead felt a small sense of satisfaction that her girlfriend was doing so well in her life all of a sudden. “Hey...” Her arms tightened lightly and she nipped at Vivio's neck. “How about you give me some time right now?”

“Three hundred dollars for the first hour.” Vivio told her casually while closing the laptop. “Just kidding.” She kissed Syn's cheek. “Later, I need to do something first.”

“What?” The blue haired one frowned when Vivio stood up.

“Clean your apartment, it's a mess in here.” She went to the kitchen area and lifted up a plate laying on the counter, grimacing as long stands of left over food stuck it to the platter underneath it. “Where are your cleaning supplies?”

“Don't I have a say in this?” Syn countered her.

“No.” Vivio smiled and looked over at the girl walking to her. “Mou, Syn, you're still so touchy.” She blushed as hands slipped under her shirt and body made her take a few steps backwards to lean against the wall. “Ngghhnn... Let me clean first.”

“I'm jealous,” Syn whispered to her, trying to get the girl's pants unbuttoned. “They get to see you do their wildest dreams and all I got was a lap dance that drove me crazy all night long.”

“Mou, okay...” Vivio grabbed Syn's shoulders and pushed her back until she fell down onto her bed. “But we do it my way.” She smirked and turned on Syn's radio. The station was changed until she found a suitable song to dance to and she smiled at her eager looking girlfriend. “This is a special case, because I'm happy.” She informed her as her hips swayed to the music. “But since I'm working on my time off, you have to as well.”

“What do you mean?” Syn watched the blond move.

“You're cooking me dinner.” Slowly she pulled off her shirt and dropped it onto the floor to show a simple white bra. Syn's hands went up to touch her but were quickly and gently slapped away. “No touching until I say you can.” A cat like grin spread over her face as her already unbuttoned pants fell to the floor to show white stockings, garter belt, and panties. One hand went up behind her head and the other rested on her hip to pose. “Like?”

“Very.” Very breathed out as she was straddled and rubbed on. “Can I touch...?”

Vivio breathed into Syn's ear and spoke into it huskily, suddenly grinding her body against hers. “No...” She licked her earlobe and sucked on it, pinning Syn's hands to the bed.

~**~

Syn answered her phone quickly, flipping it open so the ring tone wouldn't wake up the girl sleeping on her bed. Although her treat had lasted the better part of half an hour, she felt rather flustered that she wasn't allowed to touch her not even once during it but at the same time knew that Vivio was just teasing her. “Hi mom,” she greeted the phone contently. “Hm? I'm not doing anything... No, Vivio is taking a nap, she stayed up really late. I'll have to talk quietly.” She paused and sat down next to her girlfriend, who was sleeping peacefully. “Thanksgiving? Sure I'll come. Never pass up free food that you don't have to cook... I don't think she is doing anything, no.” Syn smiled fondly. “I'd love to invite her to come over to meet you and dad.” Her hands threaded through the blond's hair and she had to repress a giggle when the girl didn't even stir from the motion. “Who else is going to be there?” Syn pulled the covers over Vivio's body so she wouldn't catch a cold. “Oh, some important people? Sounds neat, I'd like to meet them. What division are they in?” Syn smiled down at her girlfriend while listening. “Sixth mobile Division, what a bland name.” She laughed softly. “Go ahead and make plans for us to be there, I'll invite her when she wakes up.”

Spoiler for PornStar!Vivio pt.51:

~**~

Vivio slowly sat up and rubbed her eyes, inhaling a pleasant scent through her nose. Syn had her back turned to the girl and was busy cooking, humming to herself as she stirred the contents of something that Vivio couldn't see. Red and green eyes looked around to find her earlier disregarded clothing during her lap dance and put them on as quietly as she could to avoid the embarrassment of having Syn see her naked again. Once covered she walked to the kitchen area and was smiled at. "Hey," Vivio yawned out the word before wrapping her arms around her girlfriend from behind. "How long did I sleep?"

"Almost three hours." Syn put a cover on her skillet and leaned back against Vivio's chest. "Hey, what are you doing for thanksgiving?"

"I have a shoot tonight for my webpage, but I can set it to automatically update on the day itself so nothing really."

"A Thanksgiving special?" Syn almost laughed. "What, are they going to stuff you or something?"

"Yes, with turkey, ham, mashed potatoes, salad-" She stopped her joking when Syn did start laughing at her. "But really, it's nothing big, shouldn't take more than an hour to shoot it."

"What are you going to do?"

"Want to come watch?" Vivio hugged her. "It may be a bit much, but you can meet some of my friends before we do the shoot."

"I'll go meet your friends, I don't know about watching." Syn patted Vivio's hands. "I'll watch the recording of it with you okay?"

"That's fine, you can stay in my dressing room while we shoot it, I have a TV in there." Vivio nodded to herself. "Oh, why did you ask anyway?"

"My mom and dad want to meet you." Syn gripped the skillet in front of herself with one hand and took the lid off with the other so she could flip the contents around. "I'd really like it if you came to my home for Thanksgiving?"

"Oh wow... okay, I'm a bit nervous though... who will be there? Am I going to meet all of your family?"

"No, just my parents and a few higher-ups from their work that they are friends with. Something about a gathering of friends that they haven't seen in a while and all that. I won't know them either so we can just stick together off to the side."

"Okay, that's good." Vivio kissed Syn's cheek. "When do we leave?"

"Tomorrow, so we can drive down there and be in time for dinner, then thanksgiving day after, stay that night, and come back. Is that too long?"

"No, I can go a while without updating my page since I'm doing that one tonight." She smiled happily. "I'm looking forward to it."

Spoiler for PornStar!Vivio Pt.52:

~**~

Syn looked around nervously as she was handed a guest ID card to walk around the studio with Vivio. "I feel weird," She whispered to her friend once they were away from the receptionist. "It's like everyone who looks at me wants to bend me over a table and go to town on me."

"As fun as that would be to watch, don't worry about it."

"Wait," Syn cut her off. "You'd like to see that?"

"Hm? Yes, that would be rather erotic." She stuck out her tongue at her friend, not positive if Syn was sure if she was serious or not. "But really, everyone here is professional. They don't need to skirt chase, their job is to have sex." She waved at some of her friends who were walking from a set.

Syn was still looking at her from the corner of her eyes. "Okay, if you say so... It's still a little creepy. Gah, I'm sorry that was rude."

"Syn doesn't think before speaking, I'm used to it by now." Vivio elbowed her playfully before opening the door that had her name on it. "Here's my dressing room. Short tour, there's my couch, my vanity, my shower, and my clothes."

The blue haired girl whistled lightly. "It's huge." The single room was indeed big enough for everything mentioned and still be comfortable to lounge in. "They treat everyone really nice here, huh?"

"Well, the normal ranked people don't have rooms, they just come here, do their thing, and leave."

"So since you're a star you have a room?"

"Well, I have paper work to do and-"

"Whoa, you have paperwork?" Syn blinked.

Vivio looked offended. "Of course! I'm under contract labor, I have to do all my own taxes, sign forms of release for the recordings, schedule my filmings, talk to people, sometimes we have employee cookouts so people gather in my dressing room to hang out in-"

"Okay, I get it." Syn rolled her eyes. "Forgive me for not knowing."

"Well that's why I asked you here." Vivio sniffed at her and crossed her arms.

"Yeah..." Syn sighed. "Sorry, it's just weird knowing that you're about to go and have sex with someone. I'm okay with it, but it's still a little awkward." Before she could go on a knock at their door made them pause. Vivio bid them to come in and before Syn could react, a small child ran past her and hugged Vivio's legs.

"Vivio!" The girl greeted happily as she was holstered up to be balanced on the older woman's hips.

Vivio smiled at the small red haired girl. "Why hello there, Lina."

"Lina!" a new voice coming into the room made everyone look to see a blond haired girl with crystal blue eyes. "Don't run off like that, and use your manors."

Lina pouted slightly. "Yes Mama."

Vivio walked over to the woman and grinned. "Hey Krissy, how're you?"

"Great, we're about to go to Mark's parent's for thanksgiving."

Vivio smiled and pulled Syn over to her with her free hand. "that sounds really wonderful Krissy, I'm going to my girlfriend's place this year. Syn, meet Krisslanza. Krissy, meet Syn."

Syn nodded at her. "Nice to meet you."

"Oh, Syn!" Krisslanza smiled brightly. "Vivio has told us so much about you, it's great to finally meet you!" The blue haired girl blinked. "Oh you are quite a cute little thing! Way to go Vivio!"

"Krissy!" Vivio scolded her, blushing brightly. "Don't tell her that, it's embarrassing." She glanced at Syn lightly and then averted her eyes. Lina decided that she wanted down at that moment so Vivio sat her down onto her feet.

"Hey everyone," A new voice made them look at the door once again, this time seeing a guy.

Krisslanza giggled. "Honey, meet Syn, she's the girl Vivio rants about being head over heels in love with all the time."

"KRISSY!"

Syn felt her lips turn up slightly and nodded at the man walking over to them as he reached down to pick up his daughter and smile brightly at the child. "Nice to meet you."

Spoiler for PornStar!Vivio pt.53:

Vivio stood closer to Syn to introduce them. "Syn, this is Mark, he's the one I'm going to be filming with today."

"Oh." Syn nodded again and watched Mark talking with his daughter.

Krisslanza nodded to confirm it before turning to Vivio again. "Vivio, would you mind if I watched after Lina in your dressing room? The day care is closed for the thanksgiving weekend already and I need to get back to my job soon, I'm on my dinner break."

"Sure! Syn is going to be in here too so you can get to know each other." She looked at the still open door when someone poked his head in to speak with them.

"Guys, set two is ready. Eyes, please change into your outfit, it's on your vanity." With that the man left them once more to continue his rounds.

Mark waved at them after swapping his daughter back to her mother once more. "I'll see you then, Eyes." He left the three girls as well and closed the door behind him.

Vivio walked to her vanity and opened the box, pulling out a black skirt and a matching 'buisness woman' top. "Seems like I'm going for the secretary look today." She began changing clothes while Syn watched her curiously. "Are you positive you don't want to watch, Honey?"

Syn shook her head. "No thank you. You go do your thing and I'll be here when you get back." Vivio finished changing and hung up her casual clothes. On the way out she kissed Syn's cheek and smiled at her one last time before hurrying out of the room. Once the door was closed again the blue haired girl looked over at the mother/daughter combo sitting in front of the now turned on Television. "So, you known Vivio a while?"

Krisslanza nodded and left the channel on something her daughter would like. "I met her a few years ago while I was waiting on Mark to finish a scene. I was talking about how hard one of my college classes was after the shoot and she overheard me. After a while she offered her help with it because she seemed to know a lot about the subject. After that we ate lunch together and really hit it off. Poor thing was so scared about her new job and didn't know anything about it so I kind of explained how it worked. Although I'm not into the business, my husband is so I knew enough."

"Was it hard for you to accept it all?" Syn sat down next to her and looked down at the quiet child watching cartoons. "Sorry this must be weird."

"Oh no, you're going through the same thing I did." Krisslanza smiled at her happily. "No, it was really hard at first. But you have to separate work from home. I'm sure Vivio has talked to you about that?" She got a nod. "Mark loves me more than anyone else in the world." She fondly touched her wedding band. "His work doesn't mean anything, it's just what he does. Same with Vivio. Did you know she refused to work for almost a month when you two broke up?"

Syn flinched. "Really?"

"Mmhmm, she came to work to try to but she ended up staying in her dressing room crying. I talked to her a while to help her through it and she eventually got better. You have no idea how much she talks about you. Can't shut her up."

Syn felt a small smile tug at her lips. "That's interesting, what does she say?"

Spoiler for PornStar!Vivio pt.54:

"How much you mean to her, the way you cook, how you always hug on her. That kind of thing."

Syn grinned at hearing that. "That's not too bad, I was worried she'd talk about our love life."

"Not Vivio, she's too reserved. Believe me, her friends pestered about it for a long time last time we all went out for a while. She was glowing red and just told them that you were really loving."

Syn felt her cheeks color slightly and looked away for a moment, eying the small child giggling at the television screen. "It's weird..."

"What is?"

"This is so different than what I thought, even after talking to her about it so much. I thought I knew everything there was about it, but I just keep learning more... I mean, you brought your child here to stay in Vivio's room while your husband is having sex with her right now. While they're doing that, we're talking as if we didn't just meet for the first time." She smiled softly. "I'm really relieved. Everything is just as she said it was. She loves me... this is just work."

"Mmhmm. A really weird concept, but once it clicks, it's simple." Krisslanza leaned back in the chair. "I wonder if they're almost done."

"Already!?" Syn looked at the clock and realized that they had been talking for almost two hours. Sure enough, just as she was about to comment on how fast the time went by, the door to the room opened and a messy Vivio walked in. Looking at her, Syn gaped at the sight. Her girlfriend was covered from head to foot with what looked like smeared mashed potatoes, corn, dressing, stuffing, bread crumbs, gravy, turkey, and egg salad. "What in the world happened to you!?"

Vivio gave her best grin ever. "I got stuffed."

Spoiler for Pornstar!Vivio pt.55:

~**~

"So what time are we going to leave tomorrow?" Vivio asked as she zipped her suitcase. After checking to make sure she had her laptop as well, she looked over at Syn and handed her the lighter bag to carry when she offered.

"Five in the morning. It takes a while to get there." Syn sighed out. "I'll have to fill up half way there." The two walked down the hallway together and took the elevator down to the lobby. "I'm glad you're going to be there to talk to me."

Vivio nodded and paused a moment to check her mail at the front desk. After getting a few envelopes, she walked with Syn and got into her car. "Let's see... most of this is just job offers and request... and bills. Open this for me please?" She offered Syn a letter. "do you mind if we swing by my bank before we go to your house?"

"No problem," Syn paused. "Wait, this isn't yours, this is addressed to someone named Hayate."

"That's my middle name." Vivio told her absently. All my bills and my apartment is under that name."

"Do you go by your middle name? to help prevent people from bothering you about your job?"

"Uh... Kind of." Vivio shook her head. "It's just... I don't know, I'd rather use that instead of my first name. I guess you could say it's so people won't be able to get my address."

Syn smirked. "You're paranoid. You've shown my many things you've done and I've never once seen anything but 'Eyes' on it." She thought about it a moment. "Hey, will anyone start bothering me?"

"I don't say your name at all, just that you're my girlfriend. Everyone at work respects that so I don't think anyone will know who you are unless you just come out and say that you're dating me."

"I don't really mind. Besides, I'm dating a popular porn star... that's kind of neat in a bizzare way. I can say I'm dating a star. Even if she has a weird job."

"It's not weird!" she pouted at Syn and stuck out her bottom lip cutely. "I told you, we were actually going to eat all that food on the set before people started throwing it around to have fun. It was just a fun shoot, not something we really do."

"Sure." Syn laughed and turned off to go into vivio's bank. "Okay then, Hayate, go make your deposit, I'm sitting in the car where it's warm."

"Meanie." The girl stuck out her tongue. "and I was going to buy you dinner too for letting me stay at your place." Syn opened her mouth to try and make it up but the blond was already out of the car, grinning at her before she jogged to the bank door. As soon as she got there she slipped and slid along some ice before reaching to grab the door handle to steady herself. Unfortunately for her, the door opened inward just as she was about to grasp it and she ended up falling forward, half inside and half outside of the building. 'I swear, that girl is cursed or something to make me keep falling on my ass." She was helped to her feet slowly and grinned shyly as the guy stared at her with wide eyes before asking for an autograph a picture with her.

Spoiler for PornStar!Vivio pt.56:

~**~

Vivio groaned low in her throat as a sudden beeping sound interrupted her dream of eating a life sized marshmallow. Movement came in her arms when Syn pulled away lightly to lazily reach out and slam her hand down on the offending alarm clock. As the body moved, Vivio found a mouthful of Syn's hair being pulled from her. Coughing slightly, she reached up and ran her hand down between teh back of Syn's head and her mouth,pulling the rest of the strands away from herself. Before long, soft snoring sounds came again and she realized that her girlfriend had gone back to sleep with one arm still laying on the dresser on top of the now silent clock. Although tempted to sleep again, the blond slowly sat up and rubbed her eyes with one hand while shaking Syn slightly with the other. "Get up," she mumbled groggily.

Syn made an annoyed sound but still sat up as well, staring with blank eyes at the blankets around their waists. Vivio crawled around her to get out of the bed and stumbled to the bathroom. The lights made the one still in bed hold up a hand to block it from blinding her. She allowed herself a few more moments to wake up before finally getting out of bed and picking up yesterday's bluejeans to pull up her legs. The button was fastened and her extra long nightshirt with the words "This is my sexy lingerie" on it was tossed on the floor to cover the part of her carpet she could see. After raiding a drawer she put on a baby blue colored bra and fastened it just as Vivio came back into the main room of her apartment.

Vivio, now seemingly fully awake now, gave her girlfriend a peck to the cheek before she began changing into her clothes. "You know," the blond spoke softly as if to not disturb the quiet of the peaceful morning. "Waking up along with someone is really really nice."

"You said that before," Syn yawned when she tried to speak. "But yes, I think so too... you should stay with me more often."

Vivio tied the string on the front of her khaki pants and nodded. "You're welcome to stay with me too, when we get back in a few days. Where do your parents live anyway? I didn't even think to ask."

"A few miles from the capital." She paused a moment. "I wonder if Daddy knows your job."

Vivio grinned. "This is going to be interesting." She looked at her girlfriend a moment and then picked up her suitcase. "Ready?"

"Ready." Syn got her duffel bag and her car keys. "Let's go then."

Spoiler for PornStar!Vivio pt.57:

~**~

Six hours and three minutes into the trip, Syn finally pulled over into a small home-town restaurant parking lot and quickly got out of her car. Vivio followed suit and the two stretched widely before hunching over and popping their backs. "Please," the blond spoke around a groan while walking to the building. "Tell me we're almost there."

"Half way." Syn smiled as best she could when her girlfriend groaned loudly. "I never said it would be fast."

"If you didn't drive like a little old granny-"

"I was going twenty over the speed limit!" Syn stopped her complaining when a peppy ringtone made Vivio reach into her pocket to pull out her phone.

"... It's my boss," She spoke up, confused. "I wonder what he's calling for..."

booooooooo short

[Raging Heart]

Satashi you evil writer, i thought this will be much fun chapter (pout) well now i am all hyper and i wanna read (helpless case.)

it's too short *sniff sniff.* (runs to corner and sits there)

[RadiantBeam]

Originally Posted by DezoPenguin

Possibly in the current atmosphere of violent warfare over typographical errors I should hold my ground on this... Tomorrow I'll get a chance to proof it before posting it at fanfiction.net, but as for now, I'll put it here in draft form for people's hopeful enjoyment:

[SPOILER="Mothers and Daughters"]A/N: This is RadiantBeam's fault, really. It usually is. She posted a short over at the AnimeSuki forums in her LuteciaxVivio series in which some guy tried to pick up Lutecia, and I responded with a line with Nanoha saying "And Fate-chan finally got me to accept this relationship!" So RadiantBeam asked "How did Fate get her to do that?"

No, that wasn't my answer. Really, you're all pervs.

Anyway, then she wrote the fourth story in her series, "Daddy's Little Girl." And in doing it she managed to dodge BOTH of my Nanoha-Fandom Pet Peeves, both of which were easy set-ups for a story like that. So I gave in and said I'd write the answer to the question.

Then it grew up into a full-length one-shot instead of an omake segment.

So if next week's chapter of Kannazuki no Shimai is late...you can blame HER!

I'M INNOCENT! INNOCENT, I TELL YOU!



Thanks a ton for writing this, DezoPenguin. You know I always love what you can come up with for what I write.

Originally Posted by Seraph42

Nice story
But if your late on Kannazuki no Shimai, someone's going to get an old fashion lynching*glares at RadiantBeam*

*whistles innocently while sneaking not-so-subtly towards parked car*

...

What? XD

Originally Posted by markesellus

Yup, Nanoha is sooo the dad in the relationship. Over-protective fathers mothers are scary.

Don't worry, in my next Vi/Cia piece Nanoha proves herself quite nicely.

Originally Posted by Dark_Tsubasa

To tell you the truth, after reading 'Daddy's Little Girl' (RadiantBeam, thanks to you I've discover the Lutecia/Vivio fandom!) I wanted the read the Fate-Momoko talk, but this one is great too (NanoFate is always great.. )

Don't worry, I'm planning to post the Momoko/Fate chat once I get some free time. The plotbunny is definitely planted.

(Y'know, we need a ship name for Lutecia/Vivio, it's become surprisingly popular...)

[BPHaru]

Originally Posted by DezoPenguin

Possibly in the current atmosphere of violent warfare over typographical errors I should hold my ground on this... Tomorrow I'll get a chance to proof it before posting it at fanfiction.net, but as for now, I'll put it here in draft form for people's hopeful enjoyment:

Spoiler for Mothers and Daughters:

A/N: This is RadiantBeam's fault, really. It usually is. She posted a short over at the AnimeSuki forums in her LuteciaxVivio series in which some guy tried to pick up Lutecia, and I responded with a line with Nanoha saying "And Fate-chan finally got me to accept this relationship!" So RadiantBeam asked "How did Fate get her to do that?"

No, that wasn't my answer. Really, you're all pervs.

Anyway, then she wrote the fourth story in her series, "Daddy's Little Girl." And in doing it she managed to dodge BOTH of my Nanoha-Fandom Pet Peeves, both of which were easy set-ups for a story like that. So I gave in and said I'd write the answer to the question.

Then it grew up into a full-length one-shot instead of an omake segment.

So if next week's chapter of Kannazuki no Shimai is late...you can blame HER!

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"Nanoha, what's bothering you?"

The TSAB's Ace of Aces blinked.

"Huh? What makes you think that?"

Fate T. Harlaown folded her arms across her chest, She'd been Nanoha's friend since forever, her lover since nearly forever, and her wife over a dozen years. She knew when something was bugging the brunette.

"It's been three months since I was last on-planet, our daughter has gone off to school, the bedroom door is locked for double measure, and yet I'm still wearing my shirt. Either I'm no longer attractive to you since I hit the big three-oh--"

"Fate-chan!" Nanoha immediately started protesting.

"--or you're worried about something important." She fluffed her long blonde hair, which she wore free of its usual ribbon. "My ego says that it's the latter."

The flippancy dropped from her voice and she patted the bed beside her.

"Sit down and tell me about it, why don't you? Even if I can't help, at least I can listen so you don't have to keep it all inside."

"No, I--"

She stopped, broke off, then sighed.

"All right." Nanoha dropped onto the bed. "I just didn't want to interrupt your homecoming, but I guess I went ahead and did that without meaning to, anyway."

"We're here to help each other out, right?" Fate encouraged. She started to rub Nanoha's shoulders, which were tight with tension.

"It's...about Vivio."

"Vivio? Did somethin happen?" A spark of worry kicked up in Fate's lower belly at the mention of their daughter.

"No...nothing new, at least. It's just..." Nanoha clenched her hands into fists where they rested on her thighs. She then spun to face Fate, pulling free from Fate's hands, her blue eyes wide, searching, and a little scared. "How can you accept this, Fate-chan? How can you be so calm about Vivio going out with Lutecia-chan?"

"That's what's bothering you?"

Nanoha nodded.

"Did something happen while I was off-planet?" Fate asked at once. This time Nanoha shook her head.

"N-no. I mean...I don't think so. They go on dates and things, though I don't think it's gone past kissing...and Vivio hasn't acted like anything bad happened or said anything..."

Fate let out her breath. She hadn't expected such a thing; if anything it would be Vivio that pushed the shy, reserved Lutecia Alphine to move the relationship forward. Even so, Nanoha's obvious concern had made her worry for a moment.

"So what's wrong, then? It can't be that Vivio is with another girl, since you never hesitated about that with us, and they've been friends for years and Lutecia's never treated Vivio badly..."

"She's four years older, Fate-chan! Vivio's only fifteen, and Lutecia-chan's nearly an adult. We were nineteen when we adopted Vivio!"

"Four years isn't that much. Ten years from now if they're still together it won't matter at all. And Vivio loves her. She's loved her for years. You know that Lutecia was her first crush but she never moved on to anyone else."

"I...I know, but...love is different at fifteen and nineteen. It is, it can't help but be." She let out a huge sigh. "Whenever they're together, I get scared for Vivio, and I want to just rush in and rip them apart from each other, and I know that I can't do that, and so I end up being unable to say anything at all, and that just puts me right back where I started..." She broke off, then made a little sound deep in the back of her throat. Her next words came out as half laughter, half sob. "Fate-chan, I'm no good at waiting and worrying. I want to do something, to act, to fix things and I don't know what or how or--"

"Nanoha," Fate said gently. She cupped her beloved's cheek with her palm. "Nanoha, look at me."

Nanoha sniffled a little, but met Fate's gaze, blue to red.

"You have to talk to her," Fate said.

"But Vivio won't--"

"No. You have to talk to Lutecia. Seriously talk to her. Like Lindy did."

"Lindy?" Nanoha was puzzled fro a moment, and then her eyes widened in remembrance.

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

Fate T. Harlaown was as happy a thirteen-year-old girl as there was on the planet, she was sure. She was in love! Better than that, she'd finally worked up the courage to confess her feelings and they'd been accepted! She'd been so scared that something would go wrong, that Nanoha would be repulsed or offended, or if not that then that she might not return Fate's feelings and that either way it would ruin their friendship, but she'd gathered her courage in both hands and let fly. And Nanoha had said yes!

A knock on her room's open door cut through the pink, fluffy bliss.

"Hey, Fate, c'mon. You're going to want to see this."

"Chrono-niichan?" Her brother, nineteen, lean, and dark-haired, stood casually in the doorway, but his face was serious. "What is it?"

"Nanoha stopped by to see you, but Mom grabbed her first. They're going to take tea in the living room. Any guesses what they'll be talking about?"

Fate sat bolt upright in her bed.

"Hold it!" Chrono cut her off before she could rush out of the room. "You've got to promise to stay quiet no matter what, okay? If Mom finds out I told you she'll ship me off to Mid-Childa without benefit of a ship!"

"No, she wouldn't," Fate said. She knew Chrono was just using hyperbole, but she felt the need to say it anyway. Lindy Harlaown was Fate's adoptive mother and Fate refused to hear even joking remarks about exaggerated maternal wrath. She'd had too much of dealing with the real thing from Precia Testarossa to tolerate such remarks about Lindy.


"Okay, true, but she'd get mad and then she'd be all disappointed in me, so you still have to promise."

Fate took a deep breath. She had an idea it would be hard, but she could grit her teeth and endure hardship. That and magic use were about the only things Precia had taught her.

"Okay, I promise."

"Come on."

Chrono led her down the hall out onto the landing that overlooked the living room. They were in a back corner off to the side of Lindy and Nanoha, who faced each other across the coffee table, so they could watch without being seen.

"Would you like a cup of tea, Nanoha?" Lindy offered.

"Yes, ma'am."

Lindy poured green tea for both of them, passed a cup to Nanoha, then added sugar and milk to her own. Over the years Nanoha had gotten used to Lindy's habit, but Fate knew it still weirded her out. Lindy had acclimatized so well to life in Japan that she was considering it as her full-time residence when she retired, but every so often she showed off little quirks that pointed out that she was an honest-to-goodness, from-another-world alien.

They sipped their tea, and then Lindy spoke again.

"I understand that congratulations are in order, Nanoha."

"Pardon me?"

"Fate tells me that the two of you are dating now."

Nanoha blushed bright red.

"Um, that is--"

"Oh, isn't it true?"

"No--I mean yes--I mean we are, but it's just--"

"To hear me say it so bluntly isn't so easy?" Lindy drank more tea, giving Nanoha a chance to collect herself.

Nanoha nodded.


"Yes, ma'am."

Fate wanted to dart downstairs and offer Nanoha her support, but restrained herself.

"Do...do you not approve, Admiral Lindy?"

Lindy didn't answer at once, her silence prompting Nanoha to elaborate, which she did.

"I mean, I know you can't have expected Fate-chan to fall in love with a girl, and..."

Lindy shook her head.

"No, I don't disapprove of that. Mid-Childans don't make a point of such things. And you're quite wrong. I fully expected Fate to fall in love with a girl. I've been expecting this talk between us for four years now."

Fate flinched in surprise, barely able to suppress a gasp.

"You have?"

"Fate loves you, Nanoha. She's loved you since she met you when you were nine. You were 'best friends' to her only so long as it took for her body to catch up to her heart. So I've been expecting the topic to come up sooner or later. What I wasn't sure of were your feelings. You're very close to that Yuuno Scrya boy, after all. My son has always believed the two of you would make an excellent couple."

Fate shot a surprised glance up at Chrono, who just shrugged.

"I like Yuuno-kun very much," Nanoha said in a small voice. "He'll always be my very important friend. But he isn't Fate-chan!"

"No, he isn't." Lindy sipped more tea. "Yuuno is much stronger than Fate."

"Fate-chan's a very strong person!" Nanoha sprang to her defense.

"Generally, yes. About you, no."

"W-what do you mean?" Nanoha said, but the look on her face suggested that she already had at least some idea. She'd never been a particularly good liar.

"You were the first person to show love to Fate. Her mother hated her, thought of her as nothing but a tool to retrieve the life of her biological daughter. Arf genuinely cares for her, but as a familiar is inherently subservient to Fate and so can't really be strong in her place. You, on the other hand, stood up for her at once and never let go. You fought hard, you risked your life, you disobeyed my orders, and even battled directly with Fate herself, all for her sake. You had no obligations to her, no ties or responsibilities, and yet you stood up and gave her your hand. Fate had done nothing since she was created but try to win love from Precia Testarossa, and then you stepped in and gave it to her. And it wasn't generalized or impersonal; you valued Fate for Fate, you cared about her sadness, you hurt because she hurt, it was her face you wanted to see smile."

"Then why--?"

"Fate is terribly dependent on you, Nanoha. You might not have understood that when you were nine, but I think you're starting to now. It's not as serious as it once was, but make no mistake, she will always look to you first for approval and affection. That is a very, very dangerous amount of power to be giving a person, particularly one's love."

Lindy set her cup down and fixed Nanoha with a look that left no room for turning away.

"I want you to look at your feelings very hard, Nanoha. Do you genuinely love Fate as a girlfriend? Or is this just a crush? Do you care for her as a friend and are looking for an easy, safe way to experiment with being 'in love' with someone you know will never hurt you?

"And if you are serious, then again how serious are you? If your other friends and classmates turn against you because of this, will you stand by Fate? What if your parents object? You thought I might, so what about them. Will you risk fighting with your family if they won't stand for you being with Fate?

"If that's not the case, then I want you to break it off with Fate now. If you can't be what she needs you to be, Nanoha, then it's best she accept it now before you hurt her too badly for her to bear."

Trembling, Fate almost bolted to her feet and would have, promise or no, had Chrono's hand not caught her by the shoulder. This wasn't fair to Nanoha! How could she be expected to make such a declaration?

Nanoha, however, did not flinch.

She set her nearly-full cup down sharply, nearly sloshing tea over the lip.

"Lindy-san," she declared firmly. "I can't make promises for two years or five years or ten years from now. But! I can absolutely say that my feelings for Fate-chan right now are completely serious. This isn't something I said just because I didn't want to hurt Fate-chan or on a sudden whim! I've felt these feelings for her growing for more than a year, but I didn't say anything because I didn't want to hurt her or make her suffer the weight of that choice. I'm not going to give up on her or be pushed aside just because it's hard, because Fate-chan is the one I love!"

Fate's eyes brimmed over with sudden tears. Nanoha had returned her confession earnestly, but this fierce defense was something different. Her vision wasn't so clouded as to miss Lindy's smile, though.

"Good! I approve of your relationship with my daughter."

Chrono had to pull Fate back to keep her from bouncing up over the railing to thank Lindy.

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

"You were watching that?" Nanoha exclaimed. "I never knew that!"

Fate smiled.

"I have a feeling that Lindy-mama had Chrono bring me on purpose, so that she could talk to me without really talking to me to express her concerns, and so I could hear your response."

Nanoha nodded.

"You're probably right. You Harlaowns are sneaky like that."

"Well, you're a Harlaown by marriage, now, so you can learn from us. Seriously, though, talk to Lutecia, not as an angry mother but woman-to-woman. Be honest with her. We both know her and what kind of person she is; I think it'll help her, too, to get things out in the open. And I'm sure it'll make it easier for you to talk to Vivio. She's still fifteen and needs you to be the clear, adult thinker."

Nanoha nodded.

"You're right, Fate-chan!" She leaned over, gave Fate a quick hug of thanks and hopped to her feet. She'd already taken the first step towards the door when Fate stopped her by grabbing the hem of her skirt.

"Fate-chan?"

"It can wait, dear."

"But Vivio--"

"Isn't the one with the problem. You are. Or rather, we are."

"We? But you..." It sunk in after a few seconds. "Oh. Well, I suppose I wouldn't be much of a magical-girl heroine if I ran off to take care of my own selfish concerns when the woman I love still needs me." She gave Fate her best White Devil smile, then hopped up on the bed astride Fate's lap.

I love it!
I like how you write them as a mature couple and as a family, just spending some casual time or resolving their problems like in this fic.
The flashback was cute, too.

Please keep writing more delicious NanoFate ^^
Thanks for your work, and thanks to RadiantBeam too xD

Cuídense y sigan sonriendo

[RadiantBeam]

My Lutecia/Vivio fics seem really popular.

I wonder why...

[DezoPenguin]

Originally Posted by Seraph42

Nice story
But if your late on Kannazuki no Shimai, someone's going to get an old fashion lynching*glares at RadiantBeam*


just joking, but seriously don't be late or there will be a lynching

Nanoha is killing Kannamiko this week! Monday and Tuesday produce full chapters of Stahlkonigin, Thursday produces "Mothers and Daughters," and today...I finally got a breakthrough on the mistletoe story!

Three guesses who it was who gave me that particular plotbunny, too.

Originally Posted by markesellus

LOL, you and Radiant are quite the pair sometimes. Haha, loved that line in the beginning about Fate still wearing her shirt.
Woah, Lindy had quite the talk. I really love all the parallels between Nanoha and Fate's relationship with Vivio and Lutecia's. Yup, Nanoha is sooo the dad in the relationship. Over-protective fathers mothers are scary.

Thanks! I see the Lutecia/Vivio age difference as creating something of the same power-dynamic issues as the psychology does in NanoFate. The difference is that as RadiantBeam has written them, Vivio is the more assertive, confident, and forward member of the pair, which changes matters somewhat...

Originally Posted by Evil Rick

The link seems to be broke, I can acces just a page who says "Forbidden"

Same here. Nothing but a 403.

Originally Posted by Dark_Tsubasa

!

Edit: Oh, a new page.. I have to do any page claim? O_o hm...page claim for Seme!Fate...? XD

Edit 2 after correction =D! XDD

I find Fate getting her way to be more of an example of the truth, "the femme is always the one in charge." Not that Nanoha is precisely, um, butch, but...

*gets SLBed*

[quote=Satashi;2104038]

Originally Posted by Satashi

Spoiler for PornStar!Vivio pt.57:

~**~

Six hours and three minutes into the trip, Syn finally pulled over into a small home-town restaurant parking lot and quickly got out of her car. Vivio followed suit and the two stretched widely before hunching over and popping their backs. "Please," the blond spoke around a groan while walking to the building. "Tell me we're almost there."

"Half way." Syn smiled as best she could when her girlfriend groaned loudly. "I never said it would be fast."

"If you didn't drive like a little old granny-"

"I was going twenty over the speed limit!" Syn stopped her complaining when a peppy ringtone made Vivio reach into her pocket to pull out her phone.

"... It's my boss," She spoke up, confused. "I wonder what he's calling for..."

booooooooo short

Short, yes, but funny! I laughed at the meta-joke about Syn saying, "I never said it would be fast" in a chapter in which we the readers, like they the characters, are waiting with bated breath for them to get there!

Originally Posted by RadiantBeam

I'M INNOCENT! INNOCENT, I TELL YOU!



Thanks a ton for writing this, DezoPenguin. You know I always love what you can come up with for what I write.

You're welcome. I'm glad you liked it!

(I'm also glad you realized that I was joking in the intro; had a few nervous moments there after posting it...)

Originally Posted by RadiantBeam

Don't worry, I'm planning to post the Momoko/Fate chat once I get some free time. The plotbunny is definitely planted.

(Y'know, we need a ship name for Lutecia/Vivio, it's become surprisingly popular...)

I'd like to see that Momoko/Fate chat too, come to think of it. It runs so counter to the grain of what parent/child's-significant-other chats are like, with the feminine Momoko (unless she's a complete loon in Lyrical ToyBox which you intend to draw upon??) and the shy, fragile Fate as opposed to the bombastic father-figure going into OverProtect Mode.

(A Shiro/Fate chat, I believe, would inevitably end up with either Fate running away in misery and tears or Shiro getting Plasma Smashered, depending on how perceptive his Overprotective Dad comments are--the former if he hits close to home like Jail did in StrikerS 24, and the latter if he just runs off at the mouth in loud, insulting fashion.)

Um...how about "Violet"...it would only require changing one letter (and similar vowels at that) from viVIOLUTecia. And it fits Lutecia's hair...

Originally Posted by BPHaru

I love it!
I like how you write them as a mature couple and as a family, just spending some casual time or resolving their problems like in this fic.
The flashback was cute, too.

Please keep writing more delicious NanoFate ^^
Thanks for your work, and thanks to RadiantBeam too xD

Cuídense y sigan sonriendo

Thank you! It's like something that Allquall said once (come to think of it, Erica Freidman said the same thing): StrikerS Nanoha and Fate are a much more stable and mature pair than most yuri pairings; they work together as a team like a real married couple. To be fair, in "normal" yuri-romance series the story is all about the romance; NanoFate actually benefits from the fact that MGLN is not about romance and so the usual hackneyed drama is not dredged out. But even personality-wise, they mesh comfortably together. Speaking as a married man, I can see echoes of their relationship in my own, while I can't see, say, Shizuma and Nagisa from Strawberry Panic in the same way.

Even when I write about loli-NanoFate, it's always through the veil of adult-NanoFate's memories...

Edit: Random thought I just had. In a one-on-one matchup between them, Nanoha will always have the advantage over Fate (regardless of relationship, experience, or so on; I'm talking straight-up stats): they're basically equal in magical power, but Fate's mana is burdened by the fuzzy red sucking chest wound known as Arf. On the other hand, since the mana-to-power conversion rate for having a familiar must be productive or else there wouldn't be familiars, I wonder if Fate+Arf > Nanoha?

[RadiantBeam]

Originally Posted by DezoPenguin

Three guesses who it was who gave me that particular plotbunny, too.

*blinks innocently*

I have no idea what you're talking about.

Thanks! I see the Lutecia/Vivio age difference as creating something of the same power-dynamic issues as the psychology does in NanoFate. The difference is that as RadiantBeam has written them, Vivio is the more assertive, confident, and forward member of the pair, which changes matters somewhat...

That... happened on its own, actually. Mainly, I based it off how Lutecia is characterized in the show as a ten-year-old and fast-fowarded it to how she'd be in seven to nine years from that point, especially since much of her life prior to her appearance with Jail is left in the dark. Of the two, Vivio just struck me as the most confident and outgoing, even though she's four years younger.

You're welcome. I'm glad you liked it!

(I'm also glad you realized that I was joking in the intro; had a few nervous moments there after posting it...)

Silly me, but my second time reading it I realized that you set the moment at the same time in "Daddy's Little Girl" when Vivio is telling Lutecia that Fate just got home and the door's been locked ever since...

...

I just realized that.

I'd like to see that Momoko/Fate chat too, come to think of it. It runs so counter to the grain of what parent/child's-significant-other chats are like, with the feminine Momoko (unless she's a complete loon in Lyrical ToyBox which you intend to draw upon??) and the shy, fragile Fate as opposed to the bombastic father-figure going into OverProtect Mode.

(A Shiro/Fate chat, I believe, would inevitably end up with either Fate running away in misery and tears or Shiro getting Plasma Smashered, depending on how perceptive his Overprotective Dad comments are--the former if he hits close to home like Jail did in StrikerS 24, and the latter if he just runs off at the mouth in loud, insulting fashion.)

In both versions Momoko is very calm and tranquil, actually; more so in Lyrical Toy Box since Shiro died before Nanoha was even born. Plus, of her parents, for some reason I see Nanoha taking more after Momoko than Shiro... which got the whole idea stuck in my head.

Um...how about "Violet"...it would only require changing one letter (and similar vowels at that) from viVIOLUTecia. And it fits Lutecia's hair...

...

You're more creative than me. :3

*sets to work on latest Vivio/Lutecia plotbunny, the one that everyone might hate me for*

[Vie]

Originally Posted by DezoPenguin

Edit: Random thought I just had. In a one-on-one matchup between them, Nanoha will always have the advantage over Fate (regardless of relationship, experience, or so on; I'm talking straight-up stats): they're basically equal in magical power, but Fate's mana is burdened by the fuzzy red sucking chest wound known as Arf. On the other hand, since the mana-to-power conversion rate for having a familiar must be productive or else there wouldn't be familiars, I wonder if Fate+Arf > Nanoha?

Fate+Arf > Nanoha, definitely.
If it wasn't for Yuuno's back up, Fate and Arf would have gotten all the jewel seeds and easily fended off Nanoha.

Though when speaking of StrikerS, I'm not so sure. Nanoha clearly has the capability to fight against more than one person at a time, but on the other hand, Fate knows the way she fights and with Arf as a tag team...

Ah well, I'm biased when it comes to the Fate+Arf combo.

I'm thinking LuVi for the Lutecia/Vivio pairing. Violut sounds like violet gone wrong. XD

[Evil Rick]

Originally Posted by Satashi

Spoiler for Previously:

Spoiler for PornStar!Vivio pt.50:

Vivio pushed up her glasses lightly on her nose and began flipping through the papers in front of herself. “Okay let's see... Here,” She showed Syn a sheet and scooted closer to her. “Right here, this is my basic 'will do' list. It says...well, what I'm comfortable with doing. I can edit it once or twice during my contract but this really outlines my upcoming work. The less I have on here, the less money I will bring in. I need to be lenient with it.”

Syn nodded and looked at the list and the check marks next to the words. “Um, what's this mean?” She pointed and got a small giggle along with the answer. “Oh, okay...” she fidgeted in her seat.

“Are you uncomfortable?”

“... A little but not bad. I'm just... you know, saying that my girlfriend will be doing this stuff. It's kind of weird more than being upset.”

Vivio nodded in understanding. “Would you feel more comfortable with it if you saw me doing it?” She got blinked at. “I have my videos, I can show them to you. You watched a few didn't you?”

“Just your solo scenes and webcam recordings.” Syn gave her a light lopsided smile. “I'm comfortable with it, just still weird to me. Anyway, let's see... Strip clubs?”

“Like I was at the other night.”

“... Okay, what's 'advertising' consist of?”

“Being recorded using things for new items or wearing something for a photo shoot. Like if a company released a new line of fetish clothing they would ask me to model in it. That will more than likely be a sex scene that's photographed, just so you know.”

“You're okay with that?”

Vivio shrugged. “Part of the job. No difference in that and being filmed in video.”

“Okay, I guess that's true...What's this mean?” She pointed to another line.

“I said no, so don't worry about it.” Vivio stuck out her tongue and got a giggle.

“You're so calm and easy going about this...”

“I hope you will be later on as well.”

“... What's away 'entertaining'?”

“If I go on the road somewhere to meet some important people, I would 'service' them sexually.”

“Is that legal?”

“That's why it's called servicing. It implied bringing them drinks, talking, entertaining and the like, but you really know what it means.”

“Basically it means they'll send you to seal deals? You're okay with that?”

“I will entertain them, it doesn't mean I will do sexual things. If I'm advertising a new sex toy and they want to watch me use it, I don't mind. I'll say no if I don't want to do something... I'll probably be wearing nothing or sexy lingerie though. That okay?”

“Well, I trust your judgment...” Her words trailed off as she thought about what she just said. “Yeah... Yeah, you know what?”

“What?”

“I trust you.” Syn handed the papers back to Vivio. “Do what you do, I'll support you.”

Vivio looked at her for a few moments before she leaned forward and hugged her. “That's the best thing you could say to me.” She got and amused pat on the back and squeezed her one more time before pulling away. “Well then, is there anything you want to ask about?”

“What's different about this and what you do now?”

“Basically more work. I will go around promoting things, do more videos, guest star on other company's videos, and the like. I've already got almost three hundred subscribers to my webpage now, it went up dramatically since my last video.”

Syn nodded and could tell that her girlfriend was proud. “Congratulations.”

“Thank you. Ohhhh, so much to think about now.” Vivio quickly began flipping through the contents of the folder and signing her name to them. “I can't wait to get started!”

“You can't wait to have sex?”

Vivio stuck out her tongue. “Let me see your computer.” The request gained her Syn's laptop after a few moments of waiting for it to be brought to her. “Here, this is your user name and password to my website. I'll save it for you.”

Syn shook her head. “Why do I need that, I have the real thing here.” She wrapped her arms around Vivio and looked over her shoulder at the page. This time she didn't feel her stomach turn but instead felt a small sense of satisfaction that her girlfriend was doing so well in her life all of a sudden. “Hey...” Her arms tightened lightly and she nipped at Vivio's neck. “How about you give me some time right now?”

“Three hundred dollars for the first hour.” Vivio told her casually while closing the laptop. “Just kidding.” She kissed Syn's cheek. “Later, I need to do something first.”

“What?” The blue haired one frowned when Vivio stood up.

“Clean your apartment, it's a mess in here.” She went to the kitchen area and lifted up a plate laying on the counter, grimacing as long stands of left over food stuck it to the platter underneath it. “Where are your cleaning supplies?”

“Don't I have a say in this?” Syn countered her.

“No.” Vivio smiled and looked over at the girl walking to her. “Mou, Syn, you're still so touchy.” She blushed as hands slipped under her shirt and body made her take a few steps backwards to lean against the wall. “Ngghhnn... Let me clean first.”

“I'm jealous,” Syn whispered to her, trying to get the girl's pants unbuttoned. “They get to see you do their wildest dreams and all I got was a lap dance that drove me crazy all night long.”

“Mou, okay...” Vivio grabbed Syn's shoulders and pushed her back until she fell down onto her bed. “But we do it my way.” She smirked and turned on Syn's radio. The station was changed until she found a suitable song to dance to and she smiled at her eager looking girlfriend. “This is a special case, because I'm happy.” She informed her as her hips swayed to the music. “But since I'm working on my time off, you have to as well.”

“What do you mean?” Syn watched the blond move.

“You're cooking me dinner.” Slowly she pulled off her shirt and dropped it onto the floor to show a simple white bra. Syn's hands went up to touch her but were quickly and gently slapped away. “No touching until I say you can.” A cat like grin spread over her face as her already unbuttoned pants fell to the floor to show white stockings, garter belt, and panties. One hand went up behind her head and the other rested on her hip to pose. “Like?”

“Very.” Very breathed out as she was straddled and rubbed on. “Can I touch...?”

Vivio breathed into Syn's ear and spoke into it huskily, suddenly grinding her body against hers. “No...” She licked her earlobe and sucked on it, pinning Syn's hands to the bed.

~**~

Syn answered her phone quickly, flipping it open so the ring tone wouldn't wake up the girl sleeping on her bed. Although her treat had lasted the better part of half an hour, she felt rather flustered that she wasn't allowed to touch her not even once during it but at the same time knew that Vivio was just teasing her. “Hi mom,” she greeted the phone contently. “Hm? I'm not doing anything... No, Vivio is taking a nap, she stayed up really late. I'll have to talk quietly.” She paused and sat down next to her girlfriend, who was sleeping peacefully. “Thanksgiving? Sure I'll come. Never pass up free food that you don't have to cook... I don't think she is doing anything, no.” Syn smiled fondly. “I'd love to invite her to come over to meet you and dad.” Her hands threaded through the blond's hair and she had to repress a giggle when the girl didn't even stir from the motion. “Who else is going to be there?” Syn pulled the covers over Vivio's body so she wouldn't catch a cold. “Oh, some important people? Sounds neat, I'd like to meet them. What division are they in?” Syn smiled down at her girlfriend while listening. “Sixth mobile Division, what a bland name.” She laughed softly. “Go ahead and make plans for us to be there, I'll invite her when she wakes up.”

Spoiler for PornStar!Vivio pt.51:

~**~

Vivio slowly sat up and rubbed her eyes, inhaling a pleasant scent through her nose. Syn had her back turned to the girl and was busy cooking, humming to herself as she stirred the contents of something that Vivio couldn't see. Red and green eyes looked around to find her earlier disregarded clothing during her lap dance and put them on as quietly as she could to avoid the embarrassment of having Syn see her naked again. Once covered she walked to the kitchen area and was smiled at. "Hey," Vivio yawned out the word before wrapping her arms around her girlfriend from behind. "How long did I sleep?"

"Almost three hours." Syn put a cover on her skillet and leaned back against Vivio's chest. "Hey, what are you doing for thanksgiving?"

"I have a shoot tonight for my webpage, but I can set it to automatically update on the day itself so nothing really."

"A Thanksgiving special?" Syn almost laughed. "What, are they going to stuff you or something?"

"Yes, with turkey, ham, mashed potatoes, salad-" She stopped her joking when Syn did start laughing at her. "But really, it's nothing big, shouldn't take more than an hour to shoot it."

"What are you going to do?"

"Want to come watch?" Vivio hugged her. "It may be a bit much, but you can meet some of my friends before we do the shoot."

"I'll go meet your friends, I don't know about watching." Syn patted Vivio's hands. "I'll watch the recording of it with you okay?"

"That's fine, you can stay in my dressing room while we shoot it, I have a TV in there." Vivio nodded to herself. "Oh, why did you ask anyway?"

"My mom and dad want to meet you." Syn gripped the skillet in front of herself with one hand and took the lid off with the other so she could flip the contents around. "I'd really like it if you came to my home for Thanksgiving?"

"Oh wow... okay, I'm a bit nervous though... who will be there? Am I going to meet all of your family?"

"No, just my parents and a few higher-ups from their work that they are friends with. Something about a gathering of friends that they haven't seen in a while and all that. I won't know them either so we can just stick together off to the side."

"Okay, that's good." Vivio kissed Syn's cheek. "When do we leave?"

"Tomorrow, so we can drive down there and be in time for dinner, then thanksgiving day after, stay that night, and come back. Is that too long?"

"No, I can go a while without updating my page since I'm doing that one tonight." She smiled happily. "I'm looking forward to it."

Spoiler for PornStar!Vivio Pt.52:

~**~

Syn looked around nervously as she was handed a guest ID card to walk around the studio with Vivio. "I feel weird," She whispered to her friend once they were away from the receptionist. "It's like everyone who looks at me wants to bend me over a table and go to town on me."

"As fun as that would be to watch, don't worry about it."

"Wait," Syn cut her off. "You'd like to see that?"

"Hm? Yes, that would be rather erotic." She stuck out her tongue at her friend, not positive if Syn was sure if she was serious or not. "But really, everyone here is professional. They don't need to skirt chase, their job is to have sex." She waved at some of her friends who were walking from a set.

Syn was still looking at her from the corner of her eyes. "Okay, if you say so... It's still a little creepy. Gah, I'm sorry that was rude."

"Syn doesn't think before speaking, I'm used to it by now." Vivio elbowed her playfully before opening the door that had her name on it. "Here's my dressing room. Short tour, there's my couch, my vanity, my shower, and my clothes."

The blue haired girl whistled lightly. "It's huge." The single room was indeed big enough for everything mentioned and still be comfortable to lounge in. "They treat everyone really nice here, huh?"

"Well, the normal ranked people don't have rooms, they just come here, do their thing, and leave."

"So since you're a star you have a room?"

"Well, I have paper work to do and-"

"Whoa, you have paperwork?" Syn blinked.

Vivio looked offended. "Of course! I'm under contract labor, I have to do all my own taxes, sign forms of release for the recordings, schedule my filmings, talk to people, sometimes we have employee cookouts so people gather in my dressing room to hang out in-"

"Okay, I get it." Syn rolled her eyes. "Forgive me for not knowing."

"Well that's why I asked you here." Vivio sniffed at her and crossed her arms.

"Yeah..." Syn sighed. "Sorry, it's just weird knowing that you're about to go and have sex with someone. I'm okay with it, but it's still a little awkward." Before she could go on a knock at their door made them pause. Vivio bid them to come in and before Syn could react, a small child ran past her and hugged Vivio's legs.

"Vivio!" The girl greeted happily as she was holstered up to be balanced on the older woman's hips.

Vivio smiled at the small red haired girl. "Why hello there, Lina."

"Lina!" a new voice coming into the room made everyone look to see a blond haired girl with crystal blue eyes. "Don't run off like that, and use your manors."

Lina pouted slightly. "Yes Mama."

Vivio walked over to the woman and grinned. "Hey Krissy, how're you?"

"Great, we're about to go to Mark's parent's for thanksgiving."

Vivio smiled and pulled Syn over to her with her free hand. "that sounds really wonderful Krissy, I'm going to my girlfriend's place this year. Syn, meet Krisslanza. Krissy, meet Syn."

Syn nodded at her. "Nice to meet you."

"Oh, Syn!" Krisslanza smiled brightly. "Vivio has told us so much about you, it's great to finally meet you!" The blue haired girl blinked. "Oh you are quite a cute little thing! Way to go Vivio!"

"Krissy!" Vivio scolded her, blushing brightly. "Don't tell her that, it's embarrassing." She glanced at Syn lightly and then averted her eyes. Lina decided that she wanted down at that moment so Vivio sat her down onto her feet.

"Hey everyone," A new voice made them look at the door once again, this time seeing a guy.

Krisslanza giggled. "Honey, meet Syn, she's the girl Vivio rants about being head over heels in love with all the time."

"KRISSY!"

Syn felt her lips turn up slightly and nodded at the man walking over to them as he reached down to pick up his daughter and smile brightly at the child. "Nice to meet you."

Spoiler for PornStar!Vivio pt.53:

Vivio stood closer to Syn to introduce them. "Syn, this is Mark, he's the one I'm going to be filming with today."

"Oh." Syn nodded again and watched Mark talking with his daughter.

Krisslanza nodded to confirm it before turning to Vivio again. "Vivio, would you mind if I watched after Lina in your dressing room? The day care is closed for the thanksgiving weekend already and I need to get back to my job soon, I'm on my dinner break."

"Sure! Syn is going to be in here too so you can get to know each other." She looked at the still open door when someone poked his head in to speak with them.

"Guys, set two is ready. Eyes, please change into your outfit, it's on your vanity." With that the man left them once more to continue his rounds.

Mark waved at them after swapping his daughter back to her mother once more. "I'll see you then, Eyes." He left the three girls as well and closed the door behind him.

Vivio walked to her vanity and opened the box, pulling out a black skirt and a matching 'buisness woman' top. "Seems like I'm going for the secretary look today." She began changing clothes while Syn watched her curiously. "Are you positive you don't want to watch, Honey?"

Syn shook her head. "No thank you. You go do your thing and I'll be here when you get back." Vivio finished changing and hung up her casual clothes. On the way out she kissed Syn's cheek and smiled at her one last time before hurrying out of the room. Once the door was closed again the blue haired girl looked over at the mother/daughter combo sitting in front of the now turned on Television. "So, you known Vivio a while?"

Krisslanza nodded and left the channel on something her daughter would like. "I met her a few years ago while I was waiting on Mark to finish a scene. I was talking about how hard one of my college classes was after the shoot and she overheard me. After a while she offered her help with it because she seemed to know a lot about the subject. After that we ate lunch together and really hit it off. Poor thing was so scared about her new job and didn't know anything about it so I kind of explained how it worked. Although I'm not into the business, my husband is so I knew enough."

"Was it hard for you to accept it all?" Syn sat down next to her and looked down at the quiet child watching cartoons. "Sorry this must be weird."

"Oh no, you're going through the same thing I did." Krisslanza smiled at her happily. "No, it was really hard at first. But you have to separate work from home. I'm sure Vivio has talked to you about that?" She got a nod. "Mark loves me more than anyone else in the world." She fondly touched her wedding band. "His work doesn't mean anything, it's just what he does. Same with Vivio. Did you know she refused to work for almost a month when you two broke up?"

Syn flinched. "Really?"

"Mmhmm, she came to work to try to but she ended up staying in her dressing room crying. I talked to her a while to help her through it and she eventually got better. You have no idea how much she talks about you. Can't shut her up."

Syn felt a small smile tug at her lips. "That's interesting, what does she say?"

Spoiler for PornStar!Vivio pt.54:

"How much you mean to her, the way you cook, how you always hug on her. That kind of thing."

Syn grinned at hearing that. "That's not too bad, I was worried she'd talk about our love life."

"Not Vivio, she's too reserved. Believe me, her friends pestered about it for a long time last time we all went out for a while. She was glowing red and just told them that you were really loving."

Syn felt her cheeks color slightly and looked away for a moment, eying the small child giggling at the television screen. "It's weird..."

"What is?"

"This is so different than what I thought, even after talking to her about it so much. I thought I knew everything there was about it, but I just keep learning more... I mean, you brought your child here to stay in Vivio's room while your husband is having sex with her right now. While they're doing that, we're talking as if we didn't just meet for the first time." She smiled softly. "I'm really relieved. Everything is just as she said it was. She loves me... this is just work."

"Mmhmm. A really weird concept, but once it clicks, it's simple." Krisslanza leaned back in the chair. "I wonder if they're almost done."

"Already!?" Syn looked at the clock and realized that they had been talking for almost two hours. Sure enough, just as she was about to comment on how fast the time went by, the door to the room opened and a messy Vivio walked in. Looking at her, Syn gaped at the sight. Her girlfriend was covered from head to foot with what looked like smeared mashed potatoes, corn, dressing, stuffing, bread crumbs, gravy, turkey, and egg salad. "What in the world happened to you!?"

Vivio gave her best grin ever. "I got stuffed."

Spoiler for Pornstar!Vivio pt.55:

~**~

"So what time are we going to leave tomorrow?" Vivio asked as she zipped her suitcase. After checking to make sure she had her laptop as well, she looked over at Syn and handed her the lighter bag to carry when she offered.

"Five in the morning. It takes a while to get there." Syn sighed out. "I'll have to fill up half way there." The two walked down the hallway together and took the elevator down to the lobby. "I'm glad you're going to be there to talk to me."

Vivio nodded and paused a moment to check her mail at the front desk. After getting a few envelopes, she walked with Syn and got into her car. "Let's see... most of this is just job offers and request... and bills. Open this for me please?" She offered Syn a letter. "do you mind if we swing by my bank before we go to your house?"

"No problem," Syn paused. "Wait, this isn't yours, this is addressed to someone named Hayate."

"That's my middle name." Vivio told her absently. All my bills and my apartment is under that name."

"Do you go by your middle name? to help prevent people from bothering you about your job?"

"Uh... Kind of." Vivio shook her head. "It's just... I don't know, I'd rather use that instead of my first name. I guess you could say it's so people won't be able to get my address."

Syn smirked. "You're paranoid. You've shown my many things you've done and I've never once seen anything but 'Eyes' on it." She thought about it a moment. "Hey, will anyone start bothering me?"

"I don't say your name at all, just that you're my girlfriend. Everyone at work respects that so I don't think anyone will know who you are unless you just come out and say that you're dating me."

"I don't really mind. Besides, I'm dating a popular porn star... that's kind of neat in a bizzare way. I can say I'm dating a star. Even if she has a weird job."

"It's not weird!" she pouted at Syn and stuck out her bottom lip cutely. "I told you, we were actually going to eat all that food on the set before people started throwing it around to have fun. It was just a fun shoot, not something we really do."

"Sure." Syn laughed and turned off to go into vivio's bank. "Okay then, Hayate, go make your deposit, I'm sitting in the car where it's warm."

"Meanie." The girl stuck out her tongue. "and I was going to buy you dinner too for letting me stay at your place." Syn opened her mouth to try and make it up but the blond was already out of the car, grinning at her before she jogged to the bank door. As soon as she got there she slipped and slid along some ice before reaching to grab the door handle to steady herself. Unfortunately for her, the door opened inward just as she was about to grasp it and she ended up falling forward, half inside and half outside of the building. 'I swear, that girl is cursed or something to make me keep falling on my ass." She was helped to her feet slowly and grinned shyly as the guy stared at her with wide eyes before asking for an autograph a picture with her.

Spoiler for PornStar!Vivio pt.56:

~**~

Vivio groaned low in her throat as a sudden beeping sound interrupted her dream of eating a life sized marshmallow. Movement came in her arms when Syn pulled away lightly to lazily reach out and slam her hand down on the offending alarm clock. As the body moved, Vivio found a mouthful of Syn's hair being pulled from her. Coughing slightly, she reached up and ran her hand down between teh back of Syn's head and her mouth,pulling the rest of the strands away from herself. Before long, soft snoring sounds came again and she realized that her girlfriend had gone back to sleep with one arm still laying on the dresser on top of the now silent clock. Although tempted to sleep again, the blond slowly sat up and rubbed her eyes with one hand while shaking Syn slightly with the other. "Get up," she mumbled groggily.

Syn made an annoyed sound but still sat up as well, staring with blank eyes at the blankets around their waists. Vivio crawled around her to get out of the bed and stumbled to the bathroom. The lights made the one still in bed hold up a hand to block it from blinding her. She allowed herself a few more moments to wake up before finally getting out of bed and picking up yesterday's bluejeans to pull up her legs. The button was fastened and her extra long nightshirt with the words "This is my sexy lingerie" on it was tossed on the floor to cover the part of her carpet she could see. After raiding a drawer she put on a baby blue colored bra and fastened it just as Vivio came back into the main room of her apartment.

Vivio, now seemingly fully awake now, gave her girlfriend a peck to the cheek before she began changing into her clothes. "You know," the blond spoke softly as if to not disturb the quiet of the peaceful morning. "Waking up along with someone is really really nice."

"You said that before," Syn yawned when she tried to speak. "But yes, I think so too... you should stay with me more often."

Vivio tied the string on the front of her khaki pants and nodded. "You're welcome to stay with me too, when we get back in a few days. Where do your parents live anyway? I didn't even think to ask."

"A few miles from the capital." She paused a moment. "I wonder if Daddy knows your job."

Vivio grinned. "This is going to be interesting." She looked at her girlfriend a moment and then picked up her suitcase. "Ready?"

"Ready." Syn got her duffel bag and her car keys. "Let's go then."

Spoiler for PornStar!Vivio pt.57:

~**~

Six hours and three minutes into the trip, Syn finally pulled over into a small home-town restaurant parking lot and quickly got out of her car. Vivio followed suit and the two stretched widely before hunching over and popping their backs. "Please," the blond spoke around a groan while walking to the building. "Tell me we're almost there."

"Half way." Syn smiled as best she could when her girlfriend groaned loudly. "I never said it would be fast."

"If you didn't drive like a little old granny-"

"I was going twenty over the speed limit!" Syn stopped her complaining when a peppy ringtone made Vivio reach into her pocket to pull out her phone.

"... It's my boss," She spoke up, confused. "I wonder what he's calling for..."

booooooooo short

Okay, fast fic in all scenses

PD: Don't tell me that Vivio's boss is gonna call her or something like that

[TheShinySword]

Hmm... This board needs more crack

Spoiler for Papa Panic:

Nanoha had had no reason to believe Vivio would answer the question “How was your day?”with anything other than fine or okay. She certainly had no idea Vivio would pose a question to her.

“Who's my papa?”

“A-ah...” To be fair Nanoha and Fate had discussed this... once... about a year back. They'd expected that eventually Vivio would clue in that most little girls don't have two mamas and they'd decided they tell her that sometimes two mamas love each other. Unfortunately all that talk fled from Nanoha's ears only to be replaced by panic. “A-ah well you see you're special! You have so many great guys in your life that they're all your papas!” Yes diplomacy! That was the best way to go.

“Hmm...” Vivio seemed to contemplate this for a minute before accepting the answer and happily continuing on.

Nanoha sighed in relief and continued after daughter.

~~~

“You called Sister McFuddy?” Nanoha stepped into the office of Vivio's teacher.

“MISS TAKAMACHI!” The teacher stood up a paper clenched in her hand.

Nanoha rolled her eyes, it was one of those again.

“I'll not have your continued sexually deviant activities ruin your daughter!”

“... Is this another lesbian thing?”

The first time they'd had one of these Nanoha had gotten mad and McFuddy had gotten a good earful. However when she was called in a week later for more sexual deviancy Nanoha had realized the woman was just nuts.

Nanoha had been accused of every imaginable act, pedophilia, polygamy, bestiality (odd occurrence with Zafira and misuse of the word ride), you name it. When McFuddy had run out of things she'd started combining them (being accused of having wild lesbian orgies with Hayate was a personal favorite of Nanoha's).

“No! I'm talking about the matter of Vivio's father!” She shook the paper in Nanoha's face.

“Her WHAT!”

“As deviant as you are I cannot believe you've slept with so many men you cannot tell which one is Vivio's actual father.”

“...” The woman had lost her mind, that was the only explanation. “I don't recall sleeping with any...”

“Then what do you call all these!” She pointed violently at the picture in her hand.

Nanoha finally paid attention to it. Then had to hold her tongue for fear of laughing to hard.

Spoiler for The picture:

(Pretty Papa (Yuuno), Grumpy Papa (Chrono), Grumpy Pretty Glasses Papa (Griffith), Sleepy Papa (Vice) Uncle Papa (Kyoya), Grand papa (Shiro), Super Duper Fat Papa (Genya), Shouta papa (Erio), Pimp Papa (verossa) Bewbie Papa (Hayate)

“I have never slept with a man in my entire life!” That explained a lot, “I cannot believe that someone could sleep with no less then 10 men!”

Nanoha was too busy being amused by the inclusion of Hayate to pay any attention.

“Confusing a child about who her father is!”

“Vivio's adopted.”

“... oh...” suddenly the teacher was subdued, “you may go.”

Nanoha went off to retrieve her daughter and to correct her hazy explanation of Papas.

~~~

“Well I'm surprised to be back here again within ... two days.”

“Miss Takamachi please explain this!” Again a picture was held up. And again Nanoha laughed on the inside. “Are you allowing your daughter to be raised by... by GAY MEN!”



It probably wasn't the nicest thing to do but honestly Nanoha didn't care, “Yep. They're like her nannies.”

The horror that crossed the crazy nun's face was worth any problems Nanoha would later have with the woman. Nanoha took that moment to sneak out.

~~~

“I told you that people don't have that many papas didn't I Vivio?” Nanoha looked down at her little daughter.

Vivio tilted her head to the side, “But I have two Mamas. Why can't I have two papas?”

“Hmm...” Nanoha had to admit her daughter made sense. “Well be careful you don't want to give Yuuno a heart attack.”

Vivio puffed up her chest, “Papa went all red and said 'p-papa' and was so happy he went right to sleep when Vivio told him!”

Nanoha patted Vivio's head. “What a good girl Vivio is.” She owed him especially since he was now having sex with Chrono in one nun's head. "Oh and Vivio."

"Mama?"

"Don't tell Fate you called her Fat mama."

Spoiler for Hayate's changes:

Hayate: You're close but not quite Vivio. I'll correct you this time but next time you'll get points taken off.

Vivio: Thank you Papa!
Hayate: ^^;;; I think you're still a bit confused

Spoiler for Zaffy:

Nanoha: Hmm I wonder why Vivio didn't think of you as a Papa Zafira.
Vivio: Zaffy is Zaffy!
Zafira: I'm not like the others I have a special relationship with Vivio
Nanoha: In other words she only thinks of you as a dog
Zafira: ... I'm a wolf

That should do it.

[Evil Rick]

Originally Posted by TheShinySword

Hmm... This board needs more crack

Spoiler for Papa Panic:

Nanoha had had no reason to believe Vivio would answer the question “How was your day?”with anything other than fine or okay. She certainly had no idea Vivio would pose a question to her.

“Who's my papa?”

“A-ah...” To be fair Nanoha and Fate had discussed this... once... about a year back. They'd expected that eventually Vivio would clue in that most little girls don't have two mamas and they'd decided they tell her that sometimes two mamas love each other. Unfortunately all that talk fled from Nanoha's ears only to be replaced by panic. “A-ah well you see you're special! You have so many great guys in your life that they're all your papas!” Yes diplomacy! That was the best way to go.

“Hmm...” Vivio seemed to contemplate this for a minute before accepting the answer and happily continuing on.

Nanoha sighed in relief and continued after daughter.

~~~

“You called Sister McFuddy?” Nanoha stepped into the office of Vivio's teacher.

“MISS TAKAMACHI!” The teacher stood up a paper clenched in her hand.

Nanoha rolled her eyes, it was one of those again.

“I'll not have your continued sexually deviant activities ruin your daughter!”

“... Is this another lesbian thing?”

The first time they'd had one of these Nanoha had gotten mad and McFuddy had gotten a good earful. However when she was called in a week later for more sexual deviancy Nanoha had realized the woman was just nuts.

Nanoha had been accused of every imaginable act, pedophilia, polygamy, bestiality (odd occurrence with Zafira and misuse of the word ride), you name it. When McFuddy had run out of things she'd started combining them (being accused of having wild lesbian orgies with Hayate was a personal favorite of Nanoha's).

“No! I'm talking about the matter of Vivio's father!” She shook the paper in Nanoha's face.

“Her WHAT!”

“As deviant as you are I cannot believe you've slept with so many men you cannot tell which one is Vivio's actual father.”

“...” The woman had lost her mind, that was the only explanation. “I don't recall sleeping with any...”

“Then what do you call all these!” She pointed violently at the picture in her hand.

Nanoha finally paid attention to it. Then had to hold her tongue for fear of laughing to hard.

Spoiler for The picture:

(Pretty Papa (Yuuno), Grumpy Papa (Chrono), Grumpy Pretty Glasses Papa (Griffith), Sleepy Papa (Vice) Uncle Papa (Kyoya), Grand papa (Shiro), Super Duper Fat Papa (Genya), Shouta papa (Erio), Pimp Papa (verossa) Bewbie Papa (Hayate)

“I have never slept with a man in my entire life!” That explained a lot, “I cannot believe that someone could sleep with no less then 10 men!”

Nanoha was too busy being amused by the inclusion of Hayate to pay any attention.

“Confusing a child about who her father is!”

“Vivio's adopted.”

“... oh...” suddenly the teacher was subdued, “you may go.”

Nanoha went off to retrieve her daughter and to correct her hazy explanation of Papas.

~~~

“Well I'm surprised to be back here again within ... two days.”

“Miss Takamachi please explain this!” Again a picture was held up. And again Nanoha laughed on the inside. “Are you allowing your daughter to be raised by... by GAY MEN!”



It probably wasn't the nicest thing to do but honestly Nanoha didn't care, “Yep. They're like her nannies.”

The horror that crossed the crazy nun's face was worth any problems Nanoha would later have with the woman. Nanoha took that moment to sneak out.

~~~

“I told you that people don't have that many papas didn't I Vivio?” Nanoha looked down at her little daughter.

Vivio tilted her head to the side, “But I have two Mamas. Why can't I have two papas?”

“Hmm...” Nanoha had to admit her daughter made sense. “Well be careful you don't want to give Yuuno a heart attack.”

Vivio puffed up her chest, “Papa went all red and said 'p-papa' and was so happy he went right to sleep when Vivio told him!”

Nanoha patted Vivio's head. “What a good girl Vivio is.” She owed him especially since he was now having sex with Chrono in one nun's head. "Oh and Vivio."

"Mama?"

"Don't tell Fate you called her Fat mama."

Spoiler for Hayate's changes:

Hayate: You're close but not quite Vivio. I'll correct you this time but next time you'll get points taken off.

Vivio: Thank you Papa!
Hayate: ^^;;; I think you're still a bit confused

Spoiler for Zaffy:

Nanoha: Hmm I wonder why Vivio didn't think of you as a Papa Zafira.
Vivio: Zaffy is Zaffy!
Zafira: I'm not like the others I have a special relationship with Vivio
Nanoha: In other words she only thinks of you as a dog
Zafira: ... I'm a wolf

That should do it.

That was...

Spoiler for :

looooooooooooooooooooooool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Papa Hayate, that's epic

PD: You made the draws?

[DezoPenguin]

Originally Posted by TheShinySword

Hmm... This board needs more crack

Spoiler for Papa Panic:

Nanoha had had no reason to believe Vivio would answer the question “How was your day?”with anything other than fine or okay. She certainly had no idea Vivio would pose a question to her.

“Who's my papa?”

“A-ah...” To be fair Nanoha and Fate had discussed this... once... about a year back. They'd expected that eventually Vivio would clue in that most little girls don't have two mamas and they'd decided they tell her that sometimes two mamas love each other. Unfortunately all that talk fled from Nanoha's ears only to be replaced by panic. “A-ah well you see you're special! You have so many great guys in your life that they're all your papas!” Yes diplomacy! That was the best way to go.

“Hmm...” Vivio seemed to contemplate this for a minute before accepting the answer and happily continuing on.

Nanoha sighed in relief and continued after daughter.

~~~

“You called Sister McFuddy?” Nanoha stepped into the office of Vivio's teacher.

“MISS TAKAMACHI!” The teacher stood up a paper clenched in her hand.

Nanoha rolled her eyes, it was one of those again.

“I'll not have your continued sexually deviant activities ruin your daughter!”

“... Is this another lesbian thing?”

The first time they'd had one of these Nanoha had gotten mad and McFuddy had gotten a good earful. However when she was called in a week later for more sexual deviancy Nanoha had realized the woman was just nuts.

Nanoha had been accused of every imaginable act, pedophilia, polygamy, bestiality (odd occurrence with Zafira and misuse of the word ride), you name it. When McFuddy had run out of things she'd started combining them (being accused of having wild lesbian orgies with Hayate was a personal favorite of Nanoha's).

“No! I'm talking about the matter of Vivio's father!” She shook the paper in Nanoha's face.

“Her WHAT!”

“As deviant as you are I cannot believe you've slept with so many men you cannot tell which one is Vivio's actual father.”

“...” The woman had lost her mind, that was the only explanation. “I don't recall sleeping with any...”

“Then what do you call all these!” She pointed violently at the picture in her hand.

Nanoha finally paid attention to it. Then had to hold her tongue for fear of laughing to hard.

Spoiler for The picture:

(Pretty Papa (Yuuno), Grumpy Papa (Chrono), Grumpy Pretty Glasses Papa (Griffith), Sleepy Papa (Vice) Uncle Papa (Kyoya), Grand papa (Shiro), Super Duper Fat Papa (Genya), Shouta papa (Erio), Pimp Papa (verossa) Bewbie Papa (Hayate)

“I have never slept with a man in my entire life!” That explained a lot, “I cannot believe that someone could sleep with no less then 10 men!”

Nanoha was too busy being amused by the inclusion of Hayate to pay any attention.

“Confusing a child about who her father is!”

“Vivio's adopted.”

“... oh...” suddenly the teacher was subdued, “you may go.”

Nanoha went off to retrieve her daughter and to correct her hazy explanation of Papas.

~~~

“Well I'm surprised to be back here again within ... two days.”

“Miss Takamachi please explain this!” Again a picture was held up. And again Nanoha laughed on the inside. “Are you allowing your daughter to be raised by... by GAY MEN!”



It probably wasn't the nicest thing to do but honestly Nanoha didn't care, “Yep. They're like her nannies.”

The horror that crossed the crazy nun's face was worth any problems Nanoha would later have with the woman. Nanoha took that moment to sneak out.

~~~

“I told you that people don't have that many papas didn't I Vivio?” Nanoha looked down at her little daughter.

Vivio tilted her head to the side, “But I have two Mamas. Why can't I have two papas?”

“Hmm...” Nanoha had to admit her daughter made sense. “Well be careful you don't want to give Yuuno a heart attack.”

Vivio puffed up her chest, “Papa went all red and said 'p-papa' and was so happy he went right to sleep when Vivio told him!”

Nanoha patted Vivio's head. “What a good girl Vivio is.” She owed him especially since he was now having sex with Chrono in one nun's head. "Oh and Vivio."

"Mama?"

"Don't tell Fate you called her Fat mama."

Spoiler for Hayate's changes:

Hayate: You're close but not quite Vivio. I'll correct you this time but next time you'll get points taken off.

Vivio: Thank you Papa!
Hayate: ^^;;; I think you're still a bit confused

Spoiler for Zaffy:

Nanoha: Hmm I wonder why Vivio didn't think of you as a Papa Zafira.
Vivio: Zaffy is Zaffy!
Zafira: I'm not like the others I have a special relationship with Vivio
Nanoha: In other words she only thinks of you as a dog
Zafira: ... I'm a wolf

That should do it.

Spoiler for I may be going slightly mad...:

BWA HA HAHA HAHAHA HA HA HA HAHA HA HA HA HA HA (repeat ad infinitum)!

Man, the illustrations put it completely over the top! And Zaffy! *chortles*

[Laith]

Originally Posted by TheShinySword

Hmm... This board needs more crack

Spoiler for Papa Panic:

Nanoha had had no reason to believe Vivio would answer the question “How was your day?”with anything other than fine or okay. She certainly had no idea Vivio would pose a question to her.

“Who's my papa?”

“A-ah...” To be fair Nanoha and Fate had discussed this... once... about a year back. They'd expected that eventually Vivio would clue in that most little girls don't have two mamas and they'd decided they tell her that sometimes two mamas love each other. Unfortunately all that talk fled from Nanoha's ears only to be replaced by panic. “A-ah well you see you're special! You have so many great guys in your life that they're all your papas!” Yes diplomacy! That was the best way to go.

“Hmm...” Vivio seemed to contemplate this for a minute before accepting the answer and happily continuing on.

Nanoha sighed in relief and continued after daughter.

~~~

“You called Sister McFuddy?” Nanoha stepped into the office of Vivio's teacher.

“MISS TAKAMACHI!” The teacher stood up a paper clenched in her hand.

Nanoha rolled her eyes, it was one of those again.

“I'll not have your continued sexually deviant activities ruin your daughter!”

“... Is this another lesbian thing?”

The first time they'd had one of these Nanoha had gotten mad and McFuddy had gotten a good earful. However when she was called in a week later for more sexual deviancy Nanoha had realized the woman was just nuts.

Nanoha had been accused of every imaginable act, pedophilia, polygamy, bestiality (odd occurrence with Zafira and misuse of the word ride), you name it. When McFuddy had run out of things she'd started combining them (being accused of having wild lesbian orgies with Hayate was a personal favorite of Nanoha's).

“No! I'm talking about the matter of Vivio's father!” She shook the paper in Nanoha's face.

“Her WHAT!”

“As deviant as you are I cannot believe you've slept with so many men you cannot tell which one is Vivio's actual father.”

“...” The woman had lost her mind, that was the only explanation. “I don't recall sleeping with any...”

“Then what do you call all these!” She pointed violently at the picture in her hand.

Nanoha finally paid attention to it. Then had to hold her tongue for fear of laughing to hard.

Spoiler for The picture:

(Pretty Papa (Yuuno), Grumpy Papa (Chrono), Grumpy Pretty Glasses Papa (Griffith), Sleepy Papa (Vice) Uncle Papa (Kyoya), Grand papa (Shiro), Super Duper Fat Papa (Genya), Shouta papa (Erio), Pimp Papa (verossa) Bewbie Papa (Hayate)

“I have never slept with a man in my entire life!” That explained a lot, “I cannot believe that someone could sleep with no less then 10 men!”

Nanoha was too busy being amused by the inclusion of Hayate to pay any attention.

“Confusing a child about who her father is!”

“Vivio's adopted.”

“... oh...” suddenly the teacher was subdued, “you may go.”

Nanoha went off to retrieve her daughter and to correct her hazy explanation of Papas.

~~~

“Well I'm surprised to be back here again within ... two days.”

“Miss Takamachi please explain this!” Again a picture was held up. And again Nanoha laughed on the inside. “Are you allowing your daughter to be raised by... by GAY MEN!”



It probably wasn't the nicest thing to do but honestly Nanoha didn't care, “Yep. They're like her nannies.”

The horror that crossed the crazy nun's face was worth any problems Nanoha would later have with the woman. Nanoha took that moment to sneak out.

~~~

“I told you that people don't have that many papas didn't I Vivio?” Nanoha looked down at her little daughter.

Vivio tilted her head to the side, “But I have two Mamas. Why can't I have two papas?”

“Hmm...” Nanoha had to admit her daughter made sense. “Well be careful you don't want to give Yuuno a heart attack.”

Vivio puffed up her chest, “Papa went all red and said 'p-papa' and was so happy he went right to sleep when Vivio told him!”

Nanoha patted Vivio's head. “What a good girl Vivio is.” She owed him especially since he was now having sex with Chrono in one nun's head. "Oh and Vivio."

"Mama?"

"Don't tell Fate you called her Fat mama."

Spoiler for Hayate's changes:

Hayate: You're close but not quite Vivio. I'll correct you this time but next time you'll get points taken off.

Vivio: Thank you Papa!
Hayate: ^^;;; I think you're still a bit confused

Spoiler for Zaffy:

Nanoha: Hmm I wonder why Vivio didn't think of you as a Papa Zafira.
Vivio: Zaffy is Zaffy!
Zafira: I'm not like the others I have a special relationship with Vivio
Nanoha: In other words she only thinks of you as a dog
Zafira: ... I'm a wolf

That should do it.

...

...

...

Spoiler for ...:

BWA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahaha.... but that was... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahaha... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahaha... done... maybe not HAHAHAHAHA

Too tired to do a backlog breaker, exams makes me feel like this.

[Seraph42]

Originally Posted by RadiantBeam

I'M INNOCENT! INNOCENT, I TELL YOU!

*whistles innocently while sneaking not-so-subtly towards parked car*

...

What? XD

Not going to work I've decided to forgo the lynching and just drop cans on you head all day

Originally Posted by RadiantBeam

My Lutecia/Vivio fics seem really popular.

I wonder why...

Because they make a cute couple

Originally Posted by TheShinySword

Hmm... This board needs more crack

Spoiler for Papa Panic:

Nanoha had had no reason to believe Vivio would answer the question “How was your day?”with anything other than fine or okay. She certainly had no idea Vivio would pose a question to her.

“Who's my papa?”

“A-ah...” To be fair Nanoha and Fate had discussed this... once... about a year back. They'd expected that eventually Vivio would clue in that most little girls don't have two mamas and they'd decided they tell her that sometimes two mamas love each other. Unfortunately all that talk fled from Nanoha's ears only to be replaced by panic. “A-ah well you see you're special! You have so many great guys in your life that they're all your papas!” Yes diplomacy! That was the best way to go.

“Hmm...” Vivio seemed to contemplate this for a minute before accepting the answer and happily continuing on.

Nanoha sighed in relief and continued after daughter.

~~~

“You called Sister McFuddy?” Nanoha stepped into the office of Vivio's teacher.

“MISS TAKAMACHI!” The teacher stood up a paper clenched in her hand.

Nanoha rolled her eyes, it was one of those again.

“I'll not have your continued sexually deviant activities ruin your daughter!”

“... Is this another lesbian thing?”

The first time they'd had one of these Nanoha had gotten mad and McFuddy had gotten a good earful. However when she was called in a week later for more sexual deviancy Nanoha had realized the woman was just nuts.

Nanoha had been accused of every imaginable act, pedophilia, polygamy, bestiality (odd occurrence with Zafira and misuse of the word ride), you name it. When McFuddy had run out of things she'd started combining them (being accused of having wild lesbian orgies with Hayate was a personal favorite of Nanoha's).

“No! I'm talking about the matter of Vivio's father!” She shook the paper in Nanoha's face.

“Her WHAT!”

“As deviant as you are I cannot believe you've slept with so many men you cannot tell which one is Vivio's actual father.”

“...” The woman had lost her mind, that was the only explanation. “I don't recall sleeping with any...”

“Then what do you call all these!” She pointed violently at the picture in her hand.

Nanoha finally paid attention to it. Then had to hold her tongue for fear of laughing to hard.

Spoiler for The picture:

(Pretty Papa (Yuuno), Grumpy Papa (Chrono), Grumpy Pretty Glasses Papa (Griffith), Sleepy Papa (Vice) Uncle Papa (Kyoya), Grand papa (Shiro), Super Duper Fat Papa (Genya), Shouta papa (Erio), Pimp Papa (verossa) Bewbie Papa (Hayate)

“I have never slept with a man in my entire life!” That explained a lot, “I cannot believe that someone could sleep with no less then 10 men!”

Nanoha was too busy being amused by the inclusion of Hayate to pay any attention.

“Confusing a child about who her father is!”

“Vivio's adopted.”

“... oh...” suddenly the teacher was subdued, “you may go.”

Nanoha went off to retrieve her daughter and to correct her hazy explanation of Papas.

~~~

“Well I'm surprised to be back here again within ... two days.”

“Miss Takamachi please explain this!” Again a picture was held up. And again Nanoha laughed on the inside. “Are you allowing your daughter to be raised by... by GAY MEN!”



It probably wasn't the nicest thing to do but honestly Nanoha didn't care, “Yep. They're like her nannies.”

The horror that crossed the crazy nun's face was worth any problems Nanoha would later have with the woman. Nanoha took that moment to sneak out.

~~~

“I told you that people don't have that many papas didn't I Vivio?” Nanoha looked down at her little daughter.

Vivio tilted her head to the side, “But I have two Mamas. Why can't I have two papas?”

“Hmm...” Nanoha had to admit her daughter made sense. “Well be careful you don't want to give Yuuno a heart attack.”

Vivio puffed up her chest, “Papa went all red and said 'p-papa' and was so happy he went right to sleep when Vivio told him!”

Nanoha patted Vivio's head. “What a good girl Vivio is.” She owed him especially since he was now having sex with Chrono in one nun's head. "Oh and Vivio."

"Mama?"

"Don't tell Fate you called her Fat mama."

Spoiler for Hayate's changes:

Hayate: You're close but not quite Vivio. I'll correct you this time but next time you'll get points taken off.

Vivio: Thank you Papa!
Hayate: ^^;;; I think you're still a bit confused

Spoiler for Zaffy:

Nanoha: Hmm I wonder why Vivio didn't think of you as a Papa Zafira.
Vivio: Zaffy is Zaffy!
Zafira: I'm not like the others I have a special relationship with Vivio
Nanoha: In other words she only thinks of you as a dog
Zafira: ... I'm a wolf

That should do it.

HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!! LOL! too damn funny!
and crack is always appreciated

Vivio and Zafira, why do I get that scene from Clannad ~ After Story~ ep 3

[TeleIce]

Originally Posted by TheShinySword

Hmm... This board needs more crack

Spoiler for Papa Panic:

Nanoha had had no reason to believe Vivio would answer the question “How was your day?”with anything other than fine or okay. She certainly had no idea Vivio would pose a question to her.

“Who's my papa?”

“A-ah...” To be fair Nanoha and Fate had discussed this... once... about a year back. They'd expected that eventually Vivio would clue in that most little girls don't have two mamas and they'd decided they tell her that sometimes two mamas love each other. Unfortunately all that talk fled from Nanoha's ears only to be replaced by panic. “A-ah well you see you're special! You have so many great guys in your life that they're all your papas!” Yes diplomacy! That was the best way to go.

“Hmm...” Vivio seemed to contemplate this for a minute before accepting the answer and happily continuing on.

Nanoha sighed in relief and continued after daughter.

~~~

“You called Sister McFuddy?” Nanoha stepped into the office of Vivio's teacher.

“MISS TAKAMACHI!” The teacher stood up a paper clenched in her hand.

Nanoha rolled her eyes, it was one of those again.

“I'll not have your continued sexually deviant activities ruin your daughter!”

“... Is this another lesbian thing?”

The first time they'd had one of these Nanoha had gotten mad and McFuddy had gotten a good earful. However when she was called in a week later for more sexual deviancy Nanoha had realized the woman was just nuts.

Nanoha had been accused of every imaginable act, pedophilia, polygamy, bestiality (odd occurrence with Zafira and misuse of the word ride), you name it. When McFuddy had run out of things she'd started combining them (being accused of having wild lesbian orgies with Hayate was a personal favorite of Nanoha's).

“No! I'm talking about the matter of Vivio's father!” She shook the paper in Nanoha's face.

“Her WHAT!”

“As deviant as you are I cannot believe you've slept with so many men you cannot tell which one is Vivio's actual father.”

“...” The woman had lost her mind, that was the only explanation. “I don't recall sleeping with any...”

“Then what do you call all these!” She pointed violently at the picture in her hand.

Nanoha finally paid attention to it. Then had to hold her tongue for fear of laughing to hard.

Spoiler for The picture:

(Pretty Papa (Yuuno), Grumpy Papa (Chrono), Grumpy Pretty Glasses Papa (Griffith), Sleepy Papa (Vice) Uncle Papa (Kyoya), Grand papa (Shiro), Super Duper Fat Papa (Genya), Shouta papa (Erio), Pimp Papa (verossa) Bewbie Papa (Hayate)

“I have never slept with a man in my entire life!” That explained a lot, “I cannot believe that someone could sleep with no less then 10 men!”

Nanoha was too busy being amused by the inclusion of Hayate to pay any attention.

“Confusing a child about who her father is!”

“Vivio's adopted.”

“... oh...” suddenly the teacher was subdued, “you may go.”

Nanoha went off to retrieve her daughter and to correct her hazy explanation of Papas.

~~~

“Well I'm surprised to be back here again within ... two days.”

“Miss Takamachi please explain this!” Again a picture was held up. And again Nanoha laughed on the inside. “Are you allowing your daughter to be raised by... by GAY MEN!”



It probably wasn't the nicest thing to do but honestly Nanoha didn't care, “Yep. They're like her nannies.”

The horror that crossed the crazy nun's face was worth any problems Nanoha would later have with the woman. Nanoha took that moment to sneak out.

~~~

“I told you that people don't have that many papas didn't I Vivio?” Nanoha looked down at her little daughter.

Vivio tilted her head to the side, “But I have two Mamas. Why can't I have two papas?”

“Hmm...” Nanoha had to admit her daughter made sense. “Well be careful you don't want to give Yuuno a heart attack.”

Vivio puffed up her chest, “Papa went all red and said 'p-papa' and was so happy he went right to sleep when Vivio told him!”

Nanoha patted Vivio's head. “What a good girl Vivio is.” She owed him especially since he was now having sex with Chrono in one nun's head. "Oh and Vivio."

"Mama?"

"Don't tell Fate you called her Fat mama."

Spoiler for Hayate's changes:

Hayate: You're close but not quite Vivio. I'll correct you this time but next time you'll get points taken off.

Vivio: Thank you Papa!
Hayate: ^^;;; I think you're still a bit confused

Spoiler for Zaffy:

Nanoha: Hmm I wonder why Vivio didn't think of you as a Papa Zafira.
Vivio: Zaffy is Zaffy!
Zafira: I'm not like the others I have a special relationship with Vivio
Nanoha: In other words she only thinks of you as a dog
Zafira: ... I'm a wolf

That should do it.

LOL...

Those pictures are the best I've ever seen.

[yuiseppe]

Originally Posted by TheShinySword

Hmm... This board needs more crack

Spoiler for Papa Panic:

Nanoha had had no reason to believe Vivio would answer the question “How was your day?”with anything other than fine or okay. She certainly had no idea Vivio would pose a question to her.

“Who's my papa?”

“A-ah...” To be fair Nanoha and Fate had discussed this... once... about a year back. They'd expected that eventually Vivio would clue in that most little girls don't have two mamas and they'd decided they tell her that sometimes two mamas love each other. Unfortunately all that talk fled from Nanoha's ears only to be replaced by panic. “A-ah well you see you're special! You have so many great guys in your life that they're all your papas!” Yes diplomacy! That was the best way to go.

“Hmm...” Vivio seemed to contemplate this for a minute before accepting the answer and happily continuing on.

Nanoha sighed in relief and continued after daughter.

~~~

“You called Sister McFuddy?” Nanoha stepped into the office of Vivio's teacher.

“MISS TAKAMACHI!” The teacher stood up a paper clenched in her hand.

Nanoha rolled her eyes, it was one of those again.

“I'll not have your continued sexually deviant activities ruin your daughter!”

“... Is this another lesbian thing?”

The first time they'd had one of these Nanoha had gotten mad and McFuddy had gotten a good earful. However when she was called in a week later for more sexual deviancy Nanoha had realized the woman was just nuts.

Nanoha had been accused of every imaginable act, pedophilia, polygamy, bestiality (odd occurrence with Zafira and misuse of the word ride), you name it. When McFuddy had run out of things she'd started combining them (being accused of having wild lesbian orgies with Hayate was a personal favorite of Nanoha's).

“No! I'm talking about the matter of Vivio's father!” She shook the paper in Nanoha's face.

“Her WHAT!”

“As deviant as you are I cannot believe you've slept with so many men you cannot tell which one is Vivio's actual father.”

“...” The woman had lost her mind, that was the only explanation. “I don't recall sleeping with any...”

“Then what do you call all these!” She pointed violently at the picture in her hand.

Nanoha finally paid attention to it. Then had to hold her tongue for fear of laughing to hard.

Spoiler for The picture:

(Pretty Papa (Yuuno), Grumpy Papa (Chrono), Grumpy Pretty Glasses Papa (Griffith), Sleepy Papa (Vice) Uncle Papa (Kyoya), Grand papa (Shiro), Super Duper Fat Papa (Genya), Shouta papa (Erio), Pimp Papa (verossa) Bewbie Papa (Hayate)

“I have never slept with a man in my entire life!” That explained a lot, “I cannot believe that someone could sleep with no less then 10 men!”

Nanoha was too busy being amused by the inclusion of Hayate to pay any attention.

“Confusing a child about who her father is!”

“Vivio's adopted.”

“... oh...” suddenly the teacher was subdued, “you may go.”

Nanoha went off to retrieve her daughter and to correct her hazy explanation of Papas.

~~~

“Well I'm surprised to be back here again within ... two days.”

“Miss Takamachi please explain this!” Again a picture was held up. And again Nanoha laughed on the inside. “Are you allowing your daughter to be raised by... by GAY MEN!”



It probably wasn't the nicest thing to do but honestly Nanoha didn't care, “Yep. They're like her nannies.”

The horror that crossed the crazy nun's face was worth any problems Nanoha would later have with the woman. Nanoha took that moment to sneak out.

~~~

“I told you that people don't have that many papas didn't I Vivio?” Nanoha looked down at her little daughter.

Vivio tilted her head to the side, “But I have two Mamas. Why can't I have two papas?”

“Hmm...” Nanoha had to admit her daughter made sense. “Well be careful you don't want to give Yuuno a heart attack.”

Vivio puffed up her chest, “Papa went all red and said 'p-papa' and was so happy he went right to sleep when Vivio told him!”

Nanoha patted Vivio's head. “What a good girl Vivio is.” She owed him especially since he was now having sex with Chrono in one nun's head. "Oh and Vivio."

"Mama?"

"Don't tell Fate you called her Fat mama."

Spoiler for Hayate's changes:

Hayate: You're close but not quite Vivio. I'll correct you this time but next time you'll get points taken off.

Vivio: Thank you Papa!
Hayate: ^^;;; I think you're still a bit confused

Spoiler for Zaffy:

Nanoha: Hmm I wonder why Vivio didn't think of you as a Papa Zafira.
Vivio: Zaffy is Zaffy!
Zafira: I'm not like the others I have a special relationship with Vivio
Nanoha: In other words she only thinks of you as a dog
Zafira: ... I'm a wolf

That should do it.

AHhahahaha that was just what i needed Thanks TSS!

[markesellus]

Originally Posted by Satashi

Spoiler for PornStar!Vivio pt.57:

~**~

Six hours and three minutes into the trip, Syn finally pulled over into a small home-town restaurant parking lot and quickly got out of her car. Vivio followed suit and the two stretched widely before hunching over and popping their backs. "Please," the blond spoke around a groan while walking to the building. "Tell me we're almost there."

"Half way." Syn smiled as best she could when her girlfriend groaned loudly. "I never said it would be fast."

"If you didn't drive like a little old granny-"

"I was going twenty over the speed limit!" Syn stopped her complaining when a peppy ringtone made Vivio reach into her pocket to pull out her phone.

"... It's my boss," She spoke up, confused. "I wonder what he's calling for..."

booooooooo short

This build up is very very effective. I wonder what the boss is calling for?

Originally Posted by RadiantBeam

You're more creative than me. :3

*sets to work on latest Vivio/Lutecia plotbunny, the one that everyone might hate me for*

Hate you, why would we hate you? LOL, jk. As for pairing names: Luvio, Vitecia (), ViCia, ViLu, and....what else? Oh yeah, Violut/Violet.

Originally Posted by TheShinySword

Hmm... This board needs more crack

Spoiler for Papa Panic:

Nanoha had had no reason to believe Vivio would answer the question “How was your day?”with anything other than fine or okay. She certainly had no idea Vivio would pose a question to her.

“Who's my papa?”

“A-ah...” To be fair Nanoha and Fate had discussed this... once... about a year back. They'd expected that eventually Vivio would clue in that most little girls don't have two mamas and they'd decided they tell her that sometimes two mamas love each other. Unfortunately all that talk fled from Nanoha's ears only to be replaced by panic. “A-ah well you see you're special! You have so many great guys in your life that they're all your papas!” Yes diplomacy! That was the best way to go.

“Hmm...” Vivio seemed to contemplate this for a minute before accepting the answer and happily continuing on.

Nanoha sighed in relief and continued after daughter.

~~~

“You called Sister McFuddy?” Nanoha stepped into the office of Vivio's teacher.

“MISS TAKAMACHI!” The teacher stood up a paper clenched in her hand.

Nanoha rolled her eyes, it was one of those again.

“I'll not have your continued sexually deviant activities ruin your daughter!”

“... Is this another lesbian thing?”

The first time they'd had one of these Nanoha had gotten mad and McFuddy had gotten a good earful. However when she was called in a week later for more sexual deviancy Nanoha had realized the woman was just nuts.

Nanoha had been accused of every imaginable act, pedophilia, polygamy, bestiality (odd occurrence with Zafira and misuse of the word ride), you name it. When McFuddy had run out of things she'd started combining them (being accused of having wild lesbian orgies with Hayate was a personal favorite of Nanoha's).

“No! I'm talking about the matter of Vivio's father!” She shook the paper in Nanoha's face.

“Her WHAT!”

“As deviant as you are I cannot believe you've slept with so many men you cannot tell which one is Vivio's actual father.”

“...” The woman had lost her mind, that was the only explanation. “I don't recall sleeping with any...”

“Then what do you call all these!” She pointed violently at the picture in her hand.

Nanoha finally paid attention to it. Then had to hold her tongue for fear of laughing to hard.

Spoiler for The picture:

(Pretty Papa (Yuuno), Grumpy Papa (Chrono), Grumpy Pretty Glasses Papa (Griffith), Sleepy Papa (Vice) Uncle Papa (Kyoya), Grand papa (Shiro), Super Duper Fat Papa (Genya), Shouta papa (Erio), Pimp Papa (verossa) Bewbie Papa (Hayate)

“I have never slept with a man in my entire life!” That explained a lot, “I cannot believe that someone could sleep with no less then 10 men!”

Nanoha was too busy being amused by the inclusion of Hayate to pay any attention.

“Confusing a child about who her father is!”

“Vivio's adopted.”

“... oh...” suddenly the teacher was subdued, “you may go.”

Nanoha went off to retrieve her daughter and to correct her hazy explanation of Papas.

~~~

“Well I'm surprised to be back here again within ... two days.”

“Miss Takamachi please explain this!” Again a picture was held up. And again Nanoha laughed on the inside. “Are you allowing your daughter to be raised by... by GAY MEN!”



It probably wasn't the nicest thing to do but honestly Nanoha didn't care, “Yep. They're like her nannies.”

The horror that crossed the crazy nun's face was worth any problems Nanoha would later have with the woman. Nanoha took that moment to sneak out.

~~~

“I told you that people don't have that many papas didn't I Vivio?” Nanoha looked down at her little daughter.

Vivio tilted her head to the side, “But I have two Mamas. Why can't I have two papas?”

“Hmm...” Nanoha had to admit her daughter made sense. “Well be careful you don't want to give Yuuno a heart attack.”

Vivio puffed up her chest, “Papa went all red and said 'p-papa' and was so happy he went right to sleep when Vivio told him!”

Nanoha patted Vivio's head. “What a good girl Vivio is.” She owed him especially since he was now having sex with Chrono in one nun's head. "Oh and Vivio."

"Mama?"

"Don't tell Fate you called her Fat mama."

Spoiler for Hayate's changes:

Hayate: You're close but not quite Vivio. I'll correct you this time but next time you'll get points taken off.

Vivio: Thank you Papa!
Hayate: ^^;;; I think you're still a bit confused

Spoiler for Zaffy:

Nanoha: Hmm I wonder why Vivio didn't think of you as a Papa Zafira.
Vivio: Zaffy is Zaffy!
Zafira: I'm not like the others I have a special relationship with Vivio
Nanoha: In other words she only thinks of you as a dog
Zafira: ... I'm a wolf

That should do it.

Awesome pictures, they should be in a museum. I missed your crack TSS. Poor Zaffy, so under appreciated.

[TheShinySword]

Originally Posted by Seraph42

HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!! LOL! too damn funny!
and crack is always appreciated

Vivio and Zafira, why do I get that scene from Clannad ~ After Story~ ep 3

No idea cause I gave up on Clannad at episode 10 ^^;;; (though if there was a fluffy wolf I might reconsider)

Originally Posted by TeleIce

LOL...

Those pictures are the best I've ever seen.

Originally Posted by markesellus

This build up is very very effective. I wonder what the boss is calling for?
Hate you, why would we hate you? LOL, jk. As for pairing names: Luvio, Vitecia (), ViCia, ViLu, and....what else? Oh yeah, Violut/Violet.

I like Luvio Violut... makes me think of Viowut?

Awesome pictures, they should be in a museum. I missed your crack TSS. Poor Zaffy, so under appreciated.

I blame school and... touhou for the crack shortage D: *definitely not my laziness*

[Kaix]

Originally Posted by TheShinySword

Only for you wanwan

Spoiler for ...:

-cut-

Spoiler for Extra:

Sailor Nanoha: In the name of the Moon You will be my friend!

Skipping to season three...

Ooo~ ooo~ ooo ooo ooo~ *Cherry blossom petals fall all around in a romantic fashion as two people walk away*
Nanoha *watching*: Wow I can't believe I thought Yuuno was a girl. He and Chrono sure are close cousins.
Hayate: They seemed more like lovers to me
Nanoha: Don't be silly they're cousins
Hayate: I think they're making out over there
Nanoha:... they're just saying bye... yeah... bye.

What? You can't have a crack parody and base it on the original .

Though since it is the english version I guess everyone needs new names

Nancy, Haley, Vivian, Simone and Barbara it is Yes... Zaffy is now Barbara *giggle*
Fate can stay the same I guess

Oh, SailorMoon. Brings back memories. That was hilarious.

Originally Posted by DezoPenguin

Spoiler for Dating Evil!Fate (wanders into semi-NSFW territory):

-cut-

It feels like Nanoha took everything a bit too seriously.

Originally Posted by RadiantBeam

Another BtBR short, hopefully cuter and funnier than "This Is The Way (A Heart Breaks)". Timeline wise I say this lil' guy occurs after Nanoha gets her gun, but before she pulls the trigger in "This Is The Way (A Heart Breaks)". So she's still learning her limits and whatnot.

Spoiler for They have insurance for this, right?:

-cut-

I think they're going to need some insurance on all of their stuff before they go broke. Never underestimate property damage when Nanoha is around.

Originally Posted by Evil Rick

Why did I made this?... Just for fun!

Happy Nightmare -vs- Syn

Spoiler for The way to World War Vita:

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On a random note, Today is a year since I joined Animesuki Forums

What's this? Not even a hint on how the fight will end? The battle looked quite intense.

Originally Posted by Kagerou

QUIT BEING PRODUCTIVE D:
... nah j/k *glomps Satashi*

*ahem* Anyway felt like writing a short, inspired by my headache today.
And by short, I mean really short.

Spoiler for Ow my head:

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For a lack of better words, I think that was cute, sad and nice at the same time. Fate's on the clock timing seemed quite fitting. Fate's whole pessimistic attitude was a whole new thing, but given the seriousness of her condition, one wouldn't wonder where it had come from.

Originally Posted by Striker117

This is a complete rewrite of Shadows of Intent. It will have the same story and same cast as the original but the start was not working well for me so I'm rewriting it. Contains a fair few OC's and I'm going to try and stay as canon as i can but may stray a little bit.

Spoiler for Shadows of Intent Prologue:

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I wrote this a bit on the fly because I've been busy so if there is any problems please point them out and i will try to fix them. Also as usual any questions?

I think this prologue manages to do everything that a prologue should do. It introduces the characters and we get a mystery and questions that need to be resolved in future chapters. What can I say? Chapter 1 please.

Originally Posted by DezoPenguin

@Satashi: I've heard it both ways before, too.

@RadiantBeam: *comfort* Trolls suck!

This is the first chapter of the fourth Vivio story (well, it's currently the fourth story; I could slip a few in there in between if I get lazy since there's a twelve-to-fifteen timeskip). It's much longer than any of my other Nanoha fics (the outline is longer than "Mending" and "Snowflakes" were), and I'm not keeping to any kind of schedule or anything with writing it. In fact, this is more of a "first draft chapter to gauge people's reactions" rather than an "official" posting; I haven't even bothered to proofread the thing...

Gee, that really made you want to read it, huh? :P

Spoiler for Stahlkonigin--Prologue:

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I was grinning through the first half of this prologue. Sonoma was really smart in his methods. This looks very interesting so far.

Originally Posted by RadiantBeam

... I... seem to have a thing for double-posts...

Anyway, a short little omake based off my Lutecia/Vivio series, seeing as I've done two for BtBR and none for that yet.

Spoiler for Jealousy's just another form of love:

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I'd normally say poor guy, but Smith really deserved it. Go Vivio!

Originally Posted by AtomicoX

True Lies
Chapter 1

Spoiler for Text:

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Spoiler for Author's note:

I consider this a deep AU, in the sense that tech and characters might differ from the norm. It is about 8-10 years after StrikerS so things have evolved/developed a fair bit.

Be patient, more info will of course be released as it goes on.

So it's finally here. After all the shorts centered around it, it was really something to anticipate. And this chapter was quite intense at the end. Fate seems to be in a tight spot for now, so I'm not certain what to expect in the future. I'll admit that I was somehow expecting more out of this chapter, although I can't pinpoint something wrong about it.

Originally Posted by Allquall

This is an answer to Wanwan1203's challenge. I have to admit that it was a lot of fun to write, but, oh lord, is it stupid.

Spoiler for You will lose IQ points if you read this:

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This... was just... too much... craziness...

Originally Posted by DezoPenguin

You're doing better than me. I've only had my GrimGrimoire Christmas story done since September, and I haven't finished the Nanoha one! Anyway, I'm looking forward to it.

Instead, I'm wasting my time on stuff like this (again, just an unproofread chapter dropped in for comment 'cause, hey, I wrote a lot today):

Spoiler for Stahlkonigin: Chapter 1:

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This chapter really captivated me, so much that I never even realized when I had already reached the end. Heavens, it's so interesting and we still haven't seen Vivio yet.

Originally Posted by DezoPenguin

I'm writing this story way too fast. Oh, well, three -and-a-half outline points down, twenty-two-and-a-half to go. And besides, we have to have something to read while we wonder what's become of Satashi since last week!

Once again, it's strictly type-and-post, no proofing:

Spoiler for Stahlkonigin--Chapter 2:

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Spoiler for Author's notes:

Rein Zwei is a great character for when an author needs to have something explained. It's actually part of her personality to go into excessive anal-retentive detail and give mini-lectures at the drop of her hat!

My take on Agito and Rein's relationship with one another is purely speculative (I even added a blatantly obvious nickname), of course.

I've been wanting to work that Modern Belka/Ancient Belka bit into a story forever. This is particularly important for me because I was epically unclear about it in the first Vivio story, "The Road Onward," not drawing the distinction. Plus at that point I hadn't read the StrikerS manga showing hordes of little Belka-wannabees among the cadets, either.

For those who wonder about Vivio's new bag of tricks, I'd like to point out that it's been longer since the end of "Steel Wings" until the start of Stahlkonigin than the entire time during my first three Vivio stories. Since one of the things I dealt with in "Shell Game" was the idea that she could do more with her shields that just hold them up between her and danger, I thought I'd have her do something tactically offensive with them.

I'm going into it more in the next chapter, but it makes waaaaay more sense to me to parry any of Vita's hammer attacks at the hands instead of the hammerhead...presuming that you can do it. I wonder...if someone did that against a Rocket Hammer or Destruction Hammer attack, could they knock Graf Eisen out of her grip and have it go shooting off into space?

I'll say, right now Vivio's shields look quite useful being used out of their typical boundaries. And there was lots of interesting info about the whole universe in the first part. Rein and Agito's argument was quite cute.

Originally Posted by Evil Rick

Ambush

Spoiler for Chapter 27:

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Renders

Spoiler for Happy Nightmare:

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Spoiler for Rage:

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Spoiler for Freeza:

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NOTE: I didn't posted the render of Parca that you alredy saw because I want to give him a new look

Oh wow... things look really bad. You just had to end the chapter there right? >< Judging this situation, I doubt they will be able to escape unless some third party comes to rescue the day.

Originally Posted by Satashi

Spoiler for Previously:

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Spoiler for PornStar!Vivio pt.57:

~**~

Six hours and three minutes into the trip, Syn finally pulled over into a small home-town restaurant parking lot and quickly got out of her car. Vivio followed suit and the two stretched widely before hunching over and popping their backs. "Please," the blond spoke around a groan while walking to the building. "Tell me we're almost there."

"Half way." Syn smiled as best she could when her girlfriend groaned loudly. "I never said it would be fast."

"If you didn't drive like a little old granny-"

"I was going twenty over the speed limit!" Syn stopped her complaining when a peppy ringtone made Vivio reach into her pocket to pull out her phone.

"... It's my boss," She spoke up, confused. "I wonder what he's calling for..."

booooooooo short

Short and with a questionable ending paragraph. Despite it's length, Syn's line were really funny.

Originally Posted by TheShinySword

Hmm... This board needs more crack

Spoiler for Papa Panic:

Nanoha had had no reason to believe Vivio would answer the question “How was your day?”with anything other than fine or okay. She certainly had no idea Vivio would pose a question to her.

“Who's my papa?”

“A-ah...” To be fair Nanoha and Fate had discussed this... once... about a year back. They'd expected that eventually Vivio would clue in that most little girls don't have two mamas and they'd decided they tell her that sometimes two mamas love each other. Unfortunately all that talk fled from Nanoha's ears only to be replaced by panic. “A-ah well you see you're special! You have so many great guys in your life that they're all your papas!” Yes diplomacy! That was the best way to go.

“Hmm...” Vivio seemed to contemplate this for a minute before accepting the answer and happily continuing on.

Nanoha sighed in relief and continued after daughter.

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“You called Sister McFuddy?” Nanoha stepped into the office of Vivio's teacher.

“MISS TAKAMACHI!” The teacher stood up a paper clenched in her hand.

Nanoha rolled her eyes, it was one of those again.

“I'll not have your continued sexually deviant activities ruin your daughter!”

“... Is this another lesbian thing?”

The first time they'd had one of these Nanoha had gotten mad and McFuddy had gotten a good earful. However when she was called in a week later for more sexual deviancy Nanoha had realized the woman was just nuts.

Nanoha had been accused of every imaginable act, pedophilia, polygamy, bestiality (odd occurrence with Zafira and misuse of the word ride), you name it. When McFuddy had run out of things she'd started combining them (being accused of having wild lesbian orgies with Hayate was a personal favorite of Nanoha's).

“No! I'm talking about the matter of Vivio's father!” She shook the paper in Nanoha's face.

“Her WHAT!”

“As deviant as you are I cannot believe you've slept with so many men you cannot tell which one is Vivio's actual father.”

“...” The woman had lost her mind, that was the only explanation. “I don't recall sleeping with any...”

“Then what do you call all these!” She pointed violently at the picture in her hand.

Nanoha finally paid attention to it. Then had to hold her tongue for fear of laughing to hard.

Spoiler for The picture:

(Pretty Papa (Yuuno), Grumpy Papa (Chrono), Grumpy Pretty Glasses Papa (Griffith), Sleepy Papa (Vice) Uncle Papa (Kyoya), Grand papa (Shiro), Super Duper Fat Papa (Genya), Shouta papa (Erio), Pimp Papa (verossa) Bewbie Papa (Hayate)

“I have never slept with a man in my entire life!” That explained a lot, “I cannot believe that someone could sleep with no less then 10 men!”

Nanoha was too busy being amused by the inclusion of Hayate to pay any attention.

“Confusing a child about who her father is!”

“Vivio's adopted.”

“... oh...” suddenly the teacher was subdued, “you may go.”

Nanoha went off to retrieve her daughter and to correct her hazy explanation of Papas.

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“Well I'm surprised to be back here again within ... two days.”

“Miss Takamachi please explain this!” Again a picture was held up. And again Nanoha laughed on the inside. “Are you allowing your daughter to be raised by... by GAY MEN!”



It probably wasn't the nicest thing to do but honestly Nanoha didn't care, “Yep. They're like her nannies.”

The horror that crossed the crazy nun's face was worth any problems Nanoha would later have with the woman. Nanoha took that moment to sneak out.

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“I told you that people don't have that many papas didn't I Vivio?” Nanoha looked down at her little daughter.

Vivio tilted her head to the side, “But I have two Mamas. Why can't I have two papas?”

“Hmm...” Nanoha had to admit her daughter made sense. “Well be careful you don't want to give Yuuno a heart attack.”

Vivio puffed up her chest, “Papa went all red and said 'p-papa' and was so happy he went right to sleep when Vivio told him!”

Nanoha patted Vivio's head. “What a good girl Vivio is.” She owed him especially since he was now having sex with Chrono in one nun's head. "Oh and Vivio."

"Mama?"

"Don't tell Fate you called her Fat mama."

Spoiler for Hayate's changes:

Hayate: You're close but not quite Vivio. I'll correct you this time but next time you'll get points taken off.

Vivio: Thank you Papa!
Hayate: ^^;;; I think you're still a bit confused

Spoiler for Zaffy:

Nanoha: Hmm I wonder why Vivio didn't think of you as a Papa Zafira.
Vivio: Zaffy is Zaffy!
Zafira: I'm not like the others I have a special relationship with Vivio
Nanoha: In other words she only thinks of you as a dog
Zafira: ... I'm a wolf

That should do it.

Hahahaaa . Those drawing made my day. The conversation with the teacher were just insanely hilarious.

Page claim for Vivio's papas!