2013-02-26, 02:44 | Link #1281 |
The Flame Crussader
Join Date: Aug 2009
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It's just because StrikerS have more S.H.I.E.L.D. like feeling xD
A new batch of demons comes down from a portal.. Subaru: uh.. everyone, we have companny Signum: Call it, Nanoha-san Nanoha: All right listen up. Until we can close that portal up there, what we need is containment. Teana, I want you on that roof, eyes on everything. Call out patterns and strays. Signum-san, you've got the perimeter. Anything gets more than three blocks out, you turn it back or you turn it to ash. Teana: Want to give me a lift? Signum: Right. Clench up tight, kid. *Signum takes Teana to a rooftop* Nanoha: Fate-chan, you've gotta try and bottleneck that portal, slow them down. You've got the lightning; light their numbers up. *Fate charges Bardiche up and propels herself into the sky* Nanoha: [to Subaru] You and me, we stay here on the ground, keep the fighting here, and Vita... Vita: uh!? Nanoha: ...Smash! Vita: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KI6NK6KEeQM xD
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2013-02-26, 12:23 | Link #1289 | |
The Unpronounceable
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: Clock Tower
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Spoiler for Classic scene.:
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2013-02-26, 12:45 | Link #1291 | |
The Unpronounceable
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: Clock Tower
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I thought hey, maybe Chrosuke would do that. |
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2013-04-02, 06:52 | Link #1295 |
Professor Lech
Join Date: Mar 2013
Location: Somewhere in Asia
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I read the cow jokes and decided to add some of my own.
Nanoha: You have two cows, one is cloned from a farmer's favorite cow but was abandoned, the other from a cow highly revered in history and was forced to fight you. You get them by using military grade force. Gil Graham: You own twin cows, which you use to try and shut down a business by imprisoning a young farmer that you supported. In the end, you get off with minimal punishment. Teana: You own a cow, but you think your cow is inferior to cows your colleagues own, so you force it into harsh training. The cow suffers an emotional breakdown and attacks your instructor, who proceeds to blast it mercilessly. You later learn that your cow is unique in its own way, and training it to improve in its strong point is the correct way. Caro: You have two cows; one is a pocket sized calf you raised from birth, the other a giant cow that is the guardian of your home ranch. You consider yourself as just a herder for the giant cow rather than its master. |
2013-04-02, 09:08 | Link #1296 | |
Mastermind Rational
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*burned to a crisp by dragon fire*
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2017-06-11, 00:02 | Link #1298 |
Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Whittier, Southern CA
Age: 35
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"I just don't get what's happening to me recently..." Erio groaned, the 10-year-old mage holding his head in his hands, confessing his woes to his new friend. "It's like everywhere I go, all women and girls either start blushing and making eyes at me, or they start fawning over me like I'm their kid. A couple times, both. And I keep getting into such... e-embarrassing positions with them; I've lost count how many times I've ended up with my hand accidentally on Subaru's or Teana's chest, or even with my face wedged between their boobs after bumping into them, and the one time it accidentally happened to Dr. Shamal, I... g-got stuck and almost suffocated... and I keep stumbling into Caro and one time she ended up on top of me and didn't get back off me for a few minutes, for some reason - n-not that it was unpleasant, I mean. And they never seem to be actually angry; I thought that at least Teana-san would get upset whenever I end up face-planting into her cleavage, but she's started hugging me for a moment when it happens, while Subaru-san's been doing that the whole time... Fate-san's been mothering me extra, and Nanoha-san's started doing it too, and..." His blush deepened. "E-Every time I sneeze, there's a little burst of wild magic that either makes everyone's hair stand on end with static electricity or... b-blows their skirts up..." He looked imploringly at his new friend. "I don't know what to do..."
Negi placed a comforting hand on the shoulder of his fellow red-haired chick-magnet shota mage. "I know how you feel, Erio-kun. I know how you feel." -------- "You think you can stop ME?!" the Dark Lord Voldemort sneered. "You foreign mudblood bitch?! Avada Ke-" There was a blur of magic-enhanced super-speed movement, and Voldemort doubled over as Fate punched him in the gut so hard it almost made an imprint of her fist's shape in his back. He wheezed pitifully and then toppled over. 'I think Hayate called this the "Normal Fish in a Tiny Pond" phenomenon...' -------- Teana had suffered plenty of embarrassing moments. There was the time when she woke up late and hurried to a meeting with the rest of RF6 only for it to be made evident to the whole group and herself that her shirt was on backwards and inside-out and she'd forgotten to wear a bra; the time the four Forwards had taken a tumble in a training session and Erio ended up on top of her with his face wedged between her boobs with Subaru on top of him preventing him from moving (though she had to admit the little boy was adorable when he was flustered); the time Subaru almost walked in on her when she was... 'tending to herself'... But this? Walking out the comic shop with an unmarked bag containing several "special purchases" of the material that nobody would expect the serious, grumpy, always-tries-to-act-mature girl to be 'into', only to bump into Nanoha-san and drop her bag, spilling the... contents all over the ground in the older girl's plain view? Teana went bright-red as Nanoha bent over to pick up one, letting out a soft "Oh..." as she saw the front cover that made it unmistakable as to what kind of comic this was. She stood back up, looked at Teana (who could barely look her in the eye), and smiled. "I didn't know you liked MLP, too" *DKN117 used Fake Out!* |
2018-05-08, 23:27 | Link #1300 |
The Flame Crussader
Join Date: Aug 2009
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Back from watching Infinity War. For now I'll try to keep the jokes spoiler free at least until next week.
"Names" Nanoha: I'm Nanoha Takamachi òOo Jail: Dr. Scaglietti >=D Nanoha: Oh, we're using our made up names. Then I'm the Ace of Aces oOo Jail: -_-
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