2012-04-30, 08:13 | Link #15808 |
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A Russian anecdote. 'Ivanov, you wish to join the Bolsheviks. I must ask you a few questions. Ivanov, do you drink?' 'A little, comrade, never to excess.' 'The best revolutionary fighters, Ivanov, touched nothing stronger than tea. Do you smoke?' 'Now and then.' 'Comrade Lenin has condemned the habit, Ivanov. Is there a woman in your life, Ivanov?' 'Well, yes...' 'A Bolshevik must always put the revolutionary struggle above personal commitments. Lastly, Ivanov, would you lay down the life for the people's cause?' 'Sure! Who needs a life like that?'
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2012-04-30, 12:48 | Link #15809 |
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The most amazing zombie apocalypse pizza delivery cartoon we’ve ever seen!
Who knew that song was a great song to kill zombies?
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