2008-01-25, 13:42 | Link #1581 |
很快是工程師
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: ゴミ箱の存在の他の平野
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A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss
program. The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck. She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, 'If you can catch me, you can have me.' Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later huffing and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs. as promised. He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program. The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful,sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, 'If you catch me you can have me'. Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck. So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape. Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised. He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound program 'Are you sure?' asks the representative on the phone. 'This is our most rigorous program.' 'Absolutely,' he replies, 'I haven't felt this good in years.' The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, 'If I catch you, your ass is mine.' He lost 63 pounds that week |
2008-01-26, 02:30 | Link #1585 |
Senior Member
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: München
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This is the best thing ever done:
The Demented Cartoon Movie http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/demented (Warning, this lasts about half an hour) |
2008-01-26, 13:58 | Link #1587 | |
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Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Fürth (GER)
Age: 43
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Quote:
part 1/5: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4H_E8b-qmo part 2/5: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOZd3iCknZU part 3/5: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRWAyM26YV8 part 4/5: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQ9Amuri6G8 part 5/5: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2ullkbVCL8 edit: @starry_sky45, a short debriefing though, Spoiler for hint, hint:
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2008-01-26, 14:54 | Link #1588 |
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I found this very humorous.
http://www.dezinfo.net/?post=693
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2008-01-27, 14:25 | Link #1590 |
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Virginia Tech
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http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?...oldid=90686677
This is an older edit, because it had more laughs when it was older.
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2008-01-27, 20:28 | Link #1592 |
Ha ha ha ha ha...
Graphic Designer
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Right behind you.
Age: 35
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I will be posting some ridiculous images i found...
Spoiler for Duel of the Fates:
Spoiler for Busted!:
Spoiler for LOL:
Spoiler for The Art of Clannad Pwnage:
Spoiler for NiPa~:
Spoiler for Haruhi fan will lynch me for posting this:
Spoiler for Stomping x2:
Spoiler for Light on the run:
I can post more if people want me too...
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2008-01-28, 11:09 | Link #1597 |
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Hi. my first time atempt to post my first joke here.
Knock, Knock. Who's there? Abel! Abel who? Abel Seaman! Knock, knock. Who's there? Bach. Bach who? Bach of Chips! Knock, Knock. Who's there? Bacon! Bacon who? Bacon a cake for your Birthday! Last edited by Jeffry2009; 2008-01-29 at 07:20. |
2008-01-28, 22:56 | Link #1599 |
Ha ha ha ha ha...
Graphic Designer
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Right behind you.
Age: 35
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Watch this video. Sorry it's non-embeddable, but oh well. In any case, this is why Tom Cruise is insane.
http://defamer.com/344987/the-tom-cr...ant-you-to-see Spoiler for Comments after watching:
After watching this video, see this parody two friends and I came up with: Spoiler for Scientology, NSFW language:
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