2012-05-07, 02:33 | Link #16026 |
Okuyasu the Bird
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: Alberta, Canada
Age: 32
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Too bad it doesn't account for them actually finding Hitler's corpse.~
Even if it is wussy, it's probably a pretty normal first reaction for some guys.
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2012-05-07, 03:57 | Link #16028 |
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: قلوب المؤمنين
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So, English language spelling is woefully obsolete. It's been more than two hundred years since the last spelling reform in English. Personally, I think it's time to consider updating.
This iz hau Ai think Inglish shud bi speld frum nau on. It mait luk schreinj tu yu at ferst, but the fact uv the mater iz that it akyurutli porchreiz hau werdz ar prunaunst in the modern werld. The spelings ar beist on thi Inrernashunal Funetik Alfebet, the werldwaid standerd in raiting daun egzakli hau thingz ar prunaunst uraund the werld, wail stil stiking tu a speling sistem that wud meik sum sens tu Inglish spikerz. Upinyinz?
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2012-05-07, 05:19 | Link #16029 |
Uncountable rationality
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The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been
reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, the British government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five-year phased plan for what will be known as EuroEnglish (Euro for short). In the first year, "s" will be used instead of the soft "c". Sertainly, sivil servants will resieve this news with joy. Also, the hard "c" will be replaced with "k". Not only will this klear up konfusion, but typewriters kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced by "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20 per sent shorter. In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of silent "e"s in the languag is disgrasful, and they would go. By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" by "z" and "w" by " v". During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou", and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters. Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst place....
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I am a Boxer
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