[Spoilers] What a Naruto character would never say

[Kamui4356]

Finally the thread is back open. Now I can stop wasting time doing productive things.
I'm a bit out of practice on this, so sorry if it's not up to my usual standards.

Naruto: Hey Sasuke! I just got this new video game. Wanna try it out?

Sasuke: No thanks, I'm going to be busy.

Naruto: doing what?

Sasuke: Well, you know how my sharingan lets me copy jutsu?

Naruto: Yeah, so?

Sasuke: After hearing about Shikamaru's fight in the prelims, I did some research on the shadow copy no jutsu...

Naruto: OH! so you want to copy kagemane? Yeah, that's a great jutsu.

Sasuke: No not that version...

Naruto: You must mean shadow neck bind like his father then

Sasuke: Nope, not that one either...

Naruto: Huh? What other version is there?

Sasuke: Shadow grope no jutsu!!!

[Evilbunny]

all right the thread is back! Now my life is complete once again. Ok, i have not done one in a while. But i'll give it a shot.

Naruto: Sakura? Sakura where did you go? Sakura!! Pakkun have you seen her?

Pakkun: Uh, yea, Naruto..

Naruto: What?

Pakkun: you're not gonna find her.

Naruto: why not?

Pakkun: well i sent that hoe to a customer and instead she went and got herself mugged and raped. Anyway, when she came back without the money i got pissed and i kinda killed her.

Naruto: Oh my God..

Pakkun: yeah, it's pretty shocking

Naruto: You can talk!!


aw man that sucked, im so dissapointed in myself.

[Visions of time]

Just random sutff I'm fairly sure tehy would never speak aloud.
Dun shred me if I repeat one said before..
Sasuke: Quack.
Sakura:Asparagus.
Shino: Brand new! advanced Taijutsu technique! MARCH OF A THOUSAND BUNNIES!

Naruto:SQUEEEEeee!
Kiba: Oh no I am NOT going to go fetch *THAT* I rewally need to stop using my quadraped techniques around those two..

Not sure if I need spoilers for this but either way.. it concerns tsunade and Lee

Spoiler:

Tsunade: So you gave him CPR for a stab-wound to the head....o.o
...
Sure that sounds like a perfectly reasonable course of action. See Lee-kun over there? He had a shattered arm and leg, all I did was rub his neck with some aloe-vera, and he was fine. ^.^

Orochimaru: So... your a girl huh?
Anko:Yuppers.
Orochimaru: Sorry to hear that. I used to be one so I know how you feel.

Gaara/shukkaku: Mommy! (^.^) *Glomps*

Orochimaru:Naruto-kun!*Glomps* XD

[rEkKaShInObI]

Sakura: I've assisted Kakashi in killing Kabuto!

[Kouji]

Orichimaru: Kabuto, you suck really bad in getting the leaf, HENGE! *transforms into Cloud Strife and performs his Omnislash on him.

Sasuke: This new, why did you alluva sudden want to join up with us Itatchi
Itatchu: Cuz your team cool
Sasuke: you don't say

Naruto: hey Luffy, why're you in this show
Luffy: Wouldn't you like to know
Zoro: What's that supposed to mean

Sakura: Forget Sasuke, I'm gonna glomp One Piece's Zoro ^_^

Sasuke: Forget Sakura, I'm gonna date One Piece's Nami (heh)

[Visions of time]

Naruto: Mortal combat!
Anko: Flawless victory! o,o
Sakura: I could jump roof to roof, and get my friends free cable! It's baad asss!
Sasuke: Kittens! *wubbles*

Gai: I used, my chinese star, to pick the lock, and steal your car!

Shikamaru: Whoever smelt it dealt it.
Kiba: whoever denied it supplied it!
Shikamaru: whoever sniffed it piffed it!
Chouji: Chouji go poofy.


Sasuke:Art of the inazuma!
Sasuke: Monkey climbs tree!

Naruto: Brand spanking new miracle fist giant running supreme final Taijutsu technique: Divine Cicada!

[hobobaggins]

Originally Posted by Kouji

Naruto: hey Luffy, why're you in this show
Luffy: Wouldn't you like to know
Zoro: What's that supposed to mean

Sakura: Forget Sasuke, I'm gonna glomp One Piece's Zoro ^_^

Sasuke: Forget Sakura, I'm gonna date One Piece's Nami (heh)

on this note...


Naruto: Forget Sasuke, I'm gonna glomp One Piece's Zoro

Ino: Forget Sakura, I'm gonna date One Piece's Nami

Hobobaggins: AAAAH!!!! ive got to write a paper and create a light plot by tomorrow!!!

aaaah!

Orochimaru: dont do it. who will care?

Hobo: i feel... ... hey. why are you all small and standing on my shoulder?

Sakura: (poof) (all shiny and glowing like) dont do it! your classmates are depending on you!

Hobo: screw you! *grabs and wrings sakura's neck* (to orochimaru) you were saying?

Anko: (poof) (all shiny and glowing like) dont do it! your classmates are depending on you!

Hobo: err.. no. (poof)

Ramen girlpoof) (all shiny and glowing like) dont do it! your classmates are depending on you!

Hobo: when by?

Orochimaru: ... ... i hate my job...

that one was lacking. this break ruined my tempo....

that and my work (see above)

[Visions of time]

So much glomping.. what have I done? o.o Or if it wasn't me what has whoev er it was done?
On topic.

Gaara: *sees everyone running ove rot otehr animes to glomp people* Hey... why dousnt anyone come to glomp me? I like being glomped too... *sniffles* Please?

Haku: Hmm forget all of you.. *Glomps some random cosplayer*

Sakura: I can glomp too! *runs off and glomps Alucard of Hellsing*

And dun worry Hobo... i'm sure it's just like riding a bus. it'll come back to you eventually... XD

[Kaoru]

I understand your pain Hobo-san...essays kill.
But it looks like many of us are a bit out of practice.
*look who's talking datte bayo* <---signs that I watch too much Naruto

Quick overview for the new ppl:

Originally Posted by Soju

Spoiler:

Liked this one best. Sakura getting flushed is funny. Only thing is... I wonder if it was cuz she smelled that Naruto flushed her down the toilet? And did he even wash his hands!?

Originally Posted by Visions of Time

Sasuke: Quack.
Sakura:Asparagus.
Shino: Brand new! advanced Taijutsu technique! MARCH OF A THOUSAND BUNNIES!

Spoiler:

Tsunade: So you gave him CPR for a stab-wound to the head....o.o
...
Sure that sounds like a perfectly reasonable course of action. See Lee-kun over there? He had a shattered arm and leg, all I did was rub his neck with some aloe-vera, and he was fine. ^.^

Now that's what I call random! Liked the one in the spoiler tags. So true.
Not to mention Vision you're one hell of a glomper! We should combine forces!

Originally Posted by Kouji who has a hot ava

Sakura: Forget Sasuke, I'm gonna glomp One Piece's Zoro ^_^

Sasuke: Forget Sakura, I'm gonna date One Piece's Nami (heh)

I'd definetly go for the first one! ^_^
Kakashi: Forget Iruka, I'm gonna date One Piece's Sanji
Temari Forget Shika, I'm gonna date One Piece's Usopp. Love that nose!
Avi Will yaoi for hot chicks like Anko and Oro.

Originally Posted by Hobobaggins

Ino: Forget Sakura, I'm gonna date One Piece's Nami

[Visions of time]

Originally Posted by Kaoru

Now that's what I call random! Liked the one in the spoiler tags. So true.
Not to mention Vision you're one hell of a glomper! We should combine forces!

I'd definetly go for the first one! ^_^
Kakashi: Forget Iruka, I'm gonna date One Piece's Sanji
Temari Forget Shika, I'm gonna date One Piece's Usopp. Love that nose!
Avi Will yaoi for hot chicks like Anko and Oro.

*Grins and laughs evilly* Joining forces huh? Sounds interesting. Through destiny and glomping we shall rule supreme! *jumps up on his chair and poses all-triumphant like*
I'll just have to remember to stop by this thread when i'm feeling slightly random-ish-amafied.
And then I will open the door for teh allpowerfull Shrooples!
Oh what? On topic? oh right... umm..

Shino: *in a timid , slightly frightened voice* This one has a really big pinchy thingy..
Kankurou:*toting his kurasu* Thats right, fear the claw bee-atch!

Hinata: Ohh! THAT Naruto! I'm goign to rip out his spine then strangle him with it! THen I'm going to force feed it to him anal-ly! Then i'm goign to rip out his miserable little eyes and stuff then down his apthetic excuse for a throat!

Orochimaru: Die already ya baboon faced buck toothed beetle frisking son of a rabid HAMSTER!

Sasuke: You HURT mister PIDDLES! NOW YOU DIE! ;.;

Gaara: *sniffles* Why won't anyone glomp meee?! I shower every day.. is it my Gaurd? Sure I know its got twelve year old blood in it but it isn't THAT bad is it?I never have dirt on me so whats wrong? Sand0nins need glomping too.. ;.;

Gaara: Ister! * Giggles and glomps Tremari*

Concerning Kammimaro

Spoiler:

Kabuto: Stop whining Orochimaru-sama! Kammimaro was in worse condition than you are now, and all I did was give hima thearoputic foot massage. And he's out fighting fighting the leaf-nins. Or at least is mind is..

Gaara: *tells a story about one of his favoirite fights* And the best part is.. Nobody died. ^.^

[hobobaggins]

I just ran into Haku hentai.. ... ... (well not just... but you get the idea) him as a girl

*AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA* i am now pathologically insane

Naruto: oh lemesee!

Kakashi: .. .. i though it was awfull soft...

Zabuza *punching self violently*

Sasuke: got beaten by girl! must be angsty, hold in my emotions and kill myself in a corner somewhere!

Sakura: .. ... ... i cant compete!

[Visions of time]

Gaara: Haku hentai? OOO OO lemme see lemme see! *jumps up and down on tippy toes*

Sakura: *goes blue in the face* Ugh.. perverts.

Jiraiya: *Nosebleed* I like this one. Full points!

[Kouji]

Sasuke: Monkey climbs tree!

Naruto: Brand spanking new miracle fist giant running supreme final Taijutsu technique: Divine Cicada!

Shikamaru: -_-' You got that off Jackie Chan Adventures, didn't you

Gaara: SPIRIT GUN!! (points finger at Naruto thinking that it's Yusuke's attack). Whoops wrong line.

Jiraiya: I like it when you call me a pervert sennin.
Naruto: Y'do huh? -_-'

Ebisu-sama: Gahhh, what are you doing you idiot?! (looks at Jiraiya looking at women) *gets a bloody nose*

Naruto: haha, that's not my real height
Sasuke: It isn't?
Naruto: HEIGHT NO JUTSU! *performs a hand seal and grows to his real height of 6'4"*
Sasuke: hmm... I see
Iruka: Damn, is that you Naruto?
Naruto: Yeah, it's me

Iruka (age 30): I have the best motorcycle
Shikamaru (age 26): No, I do
Iruka (age 30): Oh yeah, prove it
Naruto (age 26): All I have is this pick up truck
Iruka/Shikmamaru:

[Visions of time]

Jackie chan adventures? The cartoon thing? no.. I was trying to be somewhat funny. o.o I didn't know cartoon Jackie said it.. and on topic...


Sakura:Sasuke died.*sob* Oh wait!
Kuchiyose no jutsu Edo tensei!
Why *Hello* there Sasuke.. *puts mind wipe kunai scroll thing into his head* YOur going to be a *GOOD* boy for Pretty Sakura *AREN"T* you? *Evilgrin*

Orochimaru: I'm too sexy for my hat, too sexy ffor my hat. Whatcha think about that?*Does disco handjives and throwsa his foreheadprotecter symbol thing*

Jiraiya: Ahh such wonderfull inspiration is at this bathouse.. Now.. where is Tsunade-hime.*Peeeps in through the boards at the women's bath.*
Tsunade: Ah Ayame very nice.
Jiraiya: *jaw drops as he rounds a corener and sees Tsunade peeking in on teh bathouse as well..*
Jiraiya: HEY! I TOLD you to KEEP OUT of my best peeping spots!
Tsunade: Jiraiya-san! *Glomps*XD

[Kouji]

Shikmamaru: I wanna be like Iruka-sensei

Sakura: I wanna be like Avril Lavigne
Shikamaru: K then, I'd wanna sing like Jason Mraz

[Visions of time]

Kurenei: Itachi! *giggles and glomps* ^.^

Tremari: What does sand ahve to do with wind? Sure if sand gets caught up in the wind it hurts but by itself sand just kinda.. sits there..
*Looks over at gaara* Kinda like you... *Glomps*
Gaara: HEY! what was that for?!
Tremari: You looked like you needed a hug.
Gaara: Then why didn't you just do that?
Tremari: Because you seemed to have a debt of hugs that you ahvne't gutten. And I think glomping counts as a good 20 or so.. don't you?

[Kouji]

Iruka: You guys just say the most idiot things
Naruto: *points to himself* me?
Iruka: nah, I was talking about Jiraiya & Kakashi
Jiraiya *animefall*

*if Itatchi were on Naruto's crew*
Itatchi : *looks at his fallen bro and buddy; Sasuke with rage in his heart* WHY YOU!!
Kisame: Fool did you think that you could defeat me
Itachi: GIVE MY BROTHER BACK IDIOT!!
*suddenly Itatchi's tear starts trickling down* LIFE NO JUTSU!
*a beam a laser runs through Sasuke and he gets revived*
Sasuke: Brother?!
Itatchi: I'm here, don't worry. Naruto's gonna deal with him
Jiraiya: Did ya forget me
Itatchi: Gahh, it's that pervy sennin
Jiraiya: I wish you'd stop calling me that
Naruto: *laughs*
Itatchi: I'm very glad to see you Sasuke.
Naruto: heh, you threw my buddy; Sasuke a bit off course there, KAGE BUNSHIN NO JUTSU! *Art of the Shadow Dopple ganger and a multitude of Naruto beats up Kisame*

[hobobaggins]

Originally Posted by Visions of time

Visions of time: Haku hentai? OOO OO lemme see lemme see! *jumps up and down on tippy toes*

how true how true....

Naruto: ever stay up to the time of night where everything is funny?
Gaara: Fuck you man, that isnt even funny.

[Visions of time]

Heh tis jsut so fun to use Gaara for this..

Gaara: *Stomps his feet and makes a nasal growl noise* I want MY POPSICLE! ;.;

Gaara: HEy naruto. If someone sealed apr tof shukkaku inside me so that it was like you and Kyubi... do you think I would be anble to get a good nights sleep just because of that? Or would I need my binky?*cuddles a plush bear he kept hidden in his gourd*

[Kouji]

Here's that antidrug commercial take, done Naruto style

Shikamaru: Chuunin! My antidrug
Tenten: LOVE, My antidrug
Naruto: Kicking Gaara's ass (j/k), my antidrug
Konahamaru: Messing with Ebisu-sama's mind, my antidrug
Iruka: Cruising on my new motorcycle, my antidrug