[Spoilers] What a Naruto character would never say

[pathyfinder]

Originally Posted by hobobaggins

from pathy's sig

uhm.... me thinks you meant Kaoru's sig!!! And no I actually didn't have any idea what that dog was doing besides perhaps playing piano or something.....*must take shower, feels dirty* poor doggie! *note to self, keep fluffy animals away from Hobobaggins, must be that Froto issue, (closer to his own size) that made him think that*
I'm with EvilBunny *wonders if any relation to pancake bunny or dust bunny* on his How to become a Cult member of WACWNS thread in 4 easy steps However we should inform those that if you just place the Sig Image in, you get no DENTAL!!!! *just KY*

FROG BOSS I'm here for the Dental WTF don't look at me that way!!! Do you have any idea how many tadpoles I have!!!! *Thanks to Kaoru for the inspiration*

ITACHI & ORO & KABUTO
*singing* 'We are fighting dreamers......."

TSUNADE Let's play spin the bottle *and Oro is in the room*

[sarcasteak]

Originally Posted by Kouji

Naruto: YOOSH!!! (alright), NINPOU - WOMEN NO JUTSU
Jiraiya: *mouth drops in excitement and eyes buldge* GAHHHH, thank you Naruto!

I don't get the inside joke if there is one; didn't this actually occur?

[pathyfinder]

Did anyone get that one *Kouji please 'splain that one, as I also thought THAT did actually happen* Like or Dislike has nothing to do with it, I just don't get it

ORO "INPUT INPUT"

HINATA Peak a boo *I honestly can't see her saying this*

[Kouji]

hmph whatever. And don't quote another person's work if you don't like it hmm?

Kabuto: This sucks, I think I'll join the leaf in fighting Orichimaru
Naruto: Oh, you don't say. Your usually cold to us
Sasuke: Yeah idiot. What made change your mind

[sarcasteak]

Originally Posted by Kouji

hmph whatever. And don't quote another person's work if you don't like it hmm?

Umm, no. It's not that I don't like it--I honestly don't get it. Mind elaborating?

[nh1]

Naruto: Henge (Sexy no Jutsu)
a bit off topic since he has done it a lot of times
Sasuke: *Flies backwards due to heavy nosebleed*
now we're back on

[pathyfinder]

TEN TEN I'm half Uchiha so first I have to kill that bitch Sakura so Sasuke can be all mine *evil laugh* Don't worry Lst2, you're still my soda stud

[Kouji]

Originally Posted by sarcasteak

Umm, no. It's not that I don't like it--I honestly don't get it. Mind elaborating?

Well, it's kinda obvious. Seeing as Jiraiya looks at women when he's not doing the main tasks (like helping Naruto)

[Master Ran]

I guess Kiba really love dogs.

[sarcasteak]

Originally Posted by Master Ran

I guess Kiba really love dogs.

She's probably cheating on Akamaru...what a bitch!

Originally Posted by Kouji

Well, it's kinda obvious. Seeing as Jiraiya looks at women when he's not doing the main tasks (like helping Naruto)

But the thread is titled "what a Naruto character would never say," so I naturally thought that you had some insight joke going that I totally missed (which is not the case) because like pathy said something similar (albeit woman not women) has actually been done...and it's highly possible that Naruto will bust out Harem no Jutsu against Jiraiya in a pinch. I only quoted it because I was initially uncertain whether it had any ulterior meanings.

[pathyfinder]

Major Manga Lee Spoiler

Spoiler:

TSUNADE I can do a procedure to cure you Lee
LEE Great!!!!! How much will it cost???
TSUNADE Uhm.... just an arm and a leg
LEE WHATTTTTT !!!! I can't afford that
TSUNADE Oh, wow I have great news!!!!
LEE What is is? You'll do it for free?

Spoiler:

TSUNADE No, I just saved 15% by switching my Dental Insurace to WACWNS!
LEE WTF???? *why am I always getting it up the butt*

[sarcasteak]

Originally Posted by pathyfinder

Major Manga Lee Spoiler

Spoiler:

TSUNADE I can do a procedure to cure you Lee
LEE Great!!!!! How much will it cost???
TSUNADE Uhm.... just an arm and a leg
LEE WHATTTTTT !!!! I can't afford that
TSUNADE Oh, wow I have great news!!!!
LEE What is is? You'll do it for free?

Spoiler:

TSUNADE No, I just saved 15% by switching my Dental Insurace to WACWNS!
LEE WTF???? *why am I always getting it up the butt*

Spoiler for pathyfinder ONLY:

Darn it! the "Oh, wow" gave it away (won't something along the lines of "But wait" work better?)...but still, good parody of this annoying commercial

[pathyfinder]

Originally Posted by sarcasteak

Spoiler for pathyfinder ONLY:

Darn it! the "Oh, wow" gave it away (won't something along the lines of "But wait" work better?)...but still, good parody of this annoying commercial

SOOOOO I had you at "OH, WOW" !

JIRAIYA AS A DENTIST
"Open Wider, Wider" GREAT, now I can get my tool in"

*better run, Hobo's lerking- tosses tube of KY*

[hobobaggins]

LEE WTF???? *why am I always getting it up the butt*

Iruka sensei: its cuz you are damaged from your fight come over here

Kakashi:

Naruto:

Konohamaru: you bitch!

Naruto: uggh... my stomach feels baad...

Kakashi: *clawing at ears* dont want to hear this next part!

Iruka sensei: dont talk aboot sakura that way!

Konohamaru: ... ... slave! get over here!

Iruka sensei: that is better.

master ran- do you do those yourself?

[Kouji]

Naruto: Heh, I bet I can beat you at Go Shikamaru
Shikamaru: Bring it on yo!
*Shikamaru has a fast game of Go and he wins against Naruto*
Naruto: WHATTTT! No way did that just happen
Shikamaru: See, what'd I tell ya

[pathyfinder]

Akamura "Dance I'm a kitty kat, and I dance dance dance and I meow meow meow"

Temari "*singing* "badger, badger, badger, badger badger etc...."

Gaara *singing* "I'm a little tea pot short and stout, here is my handle, here is my spout etc..." *while playing with his goard*

ORO *tosses keys to compound to Kabuto and says* "Lock up when your done, I have to take a vacation to cleanse my soul so I'm off to take a Holy Crap Bus tour in Kenya" - I need to hurry, so I get my free snokel and can skuba and see the cute little fishes there's so pretty

[Kouji]

Originally Posted by pathyfinder

Akamura "Dance I'm a kitty kat, and I dance dance dance and I meow meow meow"

Temari "*singing* "badger, badger, badger, badger badger etc...."

Gaara *singing* "I'm a little tea pot short and stout, here is my handle, here is my spout etc..." *while playing with his goard*

ORO *tosses keys to compound to Kabuto and says* "Lock up when your done, I have to take a vacation to cleanse my soul so I'm off to take a Holy Crap Bus tour in Kenya" - I need to hurry, so I get my free snokel and can skuba and see the cute little fishes there's so pretty

Sakura: *mouth drops and gets bloody nose and gets tossed* Gahhh! My eyes my eyes! ^_^;

Shikamaru: These guys must've been on crack to think something this low

Sasuke: No doubt

[hobobaggins]

Haku: come back zabuza! its your baby!

[pathyfinder]

Originally Posted by Kouji

Sakura: *mouth drops and gets bloody nose and gets tossed* Gahhh! My eyes my eyes! ^_^

Gaara I'm upgrading my sand priest & badger, I need more sleep, I ordered a Scorpian King via the Web, that guy appears pretty strong, he & his army can fight for me instead! I'm vacationing on a snowy ski resort. *I'm so sick of this dam sand* I need to find some sweet Snow Bunnies and get me some lovin'!

Naruto I'm going on the atkins diet, so no more ramen for me, I'm just eating meat and veggies
Sasuke Finally, you see it my way, come here for some high quality meat

[nh1]

Sasuke: It's my fault that the 3rd is dead. Orochimaru wants my body
*a small dreaming-smile on Sasuke's face*
Sakura: Of course not, it is all my fault that he is dead.
Sasuke: (Well, you are useless, if that's what you mean, but) no, of course not. How could that be true?
Sakura: He wanted to skip the finals and go home to his place , but I didn't want to, I had to make sure you were alright.
Sasuke: *slaps Sakura* And to think I believed you were smart, he held all the dentals and the tubes of KY!
Sakura: ...