2004-11-08, 18:02 | Link #301 | |
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Too Stupid to be President.com Highly recommended. |
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2004-11-08, 18:56 | Link #303 |
So Who Is On Top ?
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Canuck
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This is a good one
http://www.toostupidtobepresident.co...nlargement.htm play the flash animation. Who knows ? maybe Bush is using the AnimeSuki forum to chat with Osama Binladen |
2004-11-09, 09:54 | Link #304 | |
~DESU
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Vancouver, Canada eh?
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2004-11-11, 23:55 | Link #308 | |
Weapon of Mass Discussion
Fansubber
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: New York, USA
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I'm just glad that I used a fake email address because I'm sure that I accidently signed up for something.
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2004-11-12, 00:02 | Link #309 | |
Watakushi wa heiki desu!
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So if that comes up just try closeing the page and try again. |
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2004-11-12, 01:13 | Link #310 | |
Weapon of Mass Discussion
Fansubber
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: New York, USA
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Page after page, of ads asking me to sign up for stuff!!!!
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2004-11-12, 01:17 | Link #311 | |
だいすきが大好きです!
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finding... gah~ this man is a genius propz to the individual artist. (they are signed) for bringing us such laughter and merriment. ... not to be anti-anti-semitic or anything. |
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2004-11-12, 05:40 | Link #312 | |
Smooth and Curvy...
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2004-11-12, 05:50 | Link #313 |
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Join Date: Aug 2004
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Not sure if this has been posted or not, but here goes:
One day three men lost their way in a forest and through bad luck they were captured by a group of mysterious tribal men. By tradition they were to be executed but our three lost men begged for their lives and were spared provided they can complete 2 tasks. (if they cannot complete both the tasks they were to be killed) They agreed immediately and the tasks were give, first they were to go into the forest and find 10 of the same fruit. The first man came back with 10 apples and he was given the second task, he must stick each fruit, one by one up his rear and not make a single sound through the whole ordeal. With no other choice the man picked up the apples and began, he got 1, 2 and on his third one he couldn't help but cried out in pain, he was executed. The second man came back with 10 berries and he was given the same orders, we all know that berries are much smaller compared to apples so he shrugged and started to stick them up his rear as well, he got 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 and on his tenth one he bursted out laughing, he too was killed. The first man and the second man meet in heaven and the first man asked the second man, 'why did you laugh? you were so close!' The second man replied 'I saw the third man come back with pineapples.' |
2004-11-12, 09:06 | Link #314 |
Ed & Winry? :O
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Was at Flemington (Australian horse-racing carnival) a week ago, and had some winnings to spend, but didn't know what horse to back in the last.
My mates Bill and Steve had accompanied me to the restroom, and as we had a leak we discussed pooling our money and having one big bet. Steve suddenly had a brilliant idea of adding up "our inches" and whatever it equaled, that was the horse we'd back. Steve had his flopped out and said "Well, I've got six!" Bill chirped up with "I've got 4". "C'mon Hoss", they asked, "What's ya length?" Meekly I replied, "Two." So off we went to the bookies and put $500 on horse number 12. Wouldn't ya know it, but horse number 12 comes in at 10 to 1 making us a small fortune. As we go to collect our winnings Steve says "how are we gonna divvy this up? Since I had six inches, being half, I should get half the winnings." Bill goes, "Well my 4 was a third, so I'll take a third of the prize." "C'mon guys, hang on a minute...I should get the whole lot!" I exclaimed. "Don't be stupid", they replied, "how do you figure that??" "Well, if I didn't have a hard-on, we'd have been on number 11." |
2004-11-12, 10:34 | Link #315 |
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Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Antwerp area, Belgium, Europa
Age: 48
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Dunno if people have seen this allready but I think it's hilarous.
A comparison between the paths followed by the three hurricanes that hit florida and the counties that voted for Bush Spoiler:
Yes, I know another Bush joke but it was just too funny |
2004-11-12, 19:48 | Link #318 | |
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2004-11-12, 20:15 | Link #320 | |
Noumenon
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