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SaintessHeart · 2014-09-05, 22:13

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Originally Posted by Mr Hat and Clogs

Well, I'd say me, but being male would make the whole experience somewhat academic.

How about you become a loli and let her yuri you. Forcefully.

Mr Hat and Clogs · 2014-09-05, 22:16

Hmm, you strike a hard bargain.

SaintessHeart · 2014-09-06, 17:40

This is a very old piece of news, but nonetheless........

Suicide Bomb Trainer in Iraq Accidentally Blows Up His Class

Shyni · 2014-09-06, 18:38

Woman in India Marries Dog to Ward Off Evil

what even

Haak · 2014-09-06, 19:04

^ Your avatar made that ten times funnier.

SaintessHeart · 2014-09-13, 04:49

Textbook Features Porn Star Cosplaying As Teacher On Front Page

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The textbook in question is now being sold with a new (presumably non-sexy) cover, although not before3,000 copieshad already been distributed.

Mr Hat and Clogs · 2014-09-13, 05:43

Just imagine the properly themed questions you could have in a book like that.

Libros · 2014-09-13, 07:13

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Originally Posted by SaintessHeart

Video : Great Grandad In Tuxedo Ejects Three Thugs From His House

Out ya little cunts! Out of my house!

P.S I would laugh my ass off if that old man was a war vet in his youth and served with the SAS or Royal Marines.

Lesbian PE teacher, 26, who sexually abused pupil, 15, at all-girls' private school is jailed for 15 months

So who wants to be her student now?

15 months for a clear case of statutory rape?

Mr Hat and Clogs · 2014-09-13, 07:24

Well, it's a woman that did it, so clearly it's a lesser crime.

Shyni · 2014-09-13, 07:25

Porn star math book reminds me of the time somebody found a scene from some movie starring Nicolas Cage on the cover of a biology textbook.

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The ironic part? The baby wasn't even theirs; they stole it from the family of a big shot businessman near their Arizona home.

Skane · 2014-09-13, 07:26

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Originally Posted by Libros

15 months for a clear case of statutory rape?

Maybe because penetration was not involved?

*shrugs*

Kotohono · 2014-09-13, 07:42

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Originally Posted by Libros

15 months for a clear case of statutory rape?

She was given more, but it was a concurrent sentence possibly due to pleading guilty (since it tends to result in less harsh punishments).

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Originally Posted by Skane

Maybe because penetration was not involved?

*shrugs*

Probably this too since no pregnancy chance, or such from it.

JokerD · 2014-09-13, 20:35

Boys love manga pork: BL anime characters now in the chilled meat section

I wonder if eating BL themed meat is any different

Mr Hat and Clogs · 2014-09-13, 22:29

It certainly sending confusing messages concerning BL characters... eat their 'meat' fufufu... or eat the meat of their cold. dead. (probably murdered) corpse /horror.

Tiberium Wolf · 2014-09-14, 02:57

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Originally Posted by JokerD

Boys love manga pork: BL anime characters now in the chilled meat section

I wonder if eating BL themed meat is any different

It doesn't make sense to me. I don't mind anime characters in food products except meat. Seriously meat packages shouldn't even have any images at all. It makes me sick.

SaintessHeart · 2014-09-14, 04:25

I think we should ask a fujoshi. There is no way we men can understand a woman and their motivations of purchases.

Anh_Minh · 2014-09-14, 04:31

It might make sense in the ready meal section. "I prepared this just for you, senpai!"

SaintessHeart · 2014-09-14, 04:57

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Originally Posted by Anh_Minh

It might make sense in the ready meal section. "I prepared this just for you, senpai!"

"And if you are still hungry, you can have me for afters......"

Anh_Minh · 2014-09-14, 05:27

Though a tsundere with band aids on her fingers might work even better, for all those lonely bachelors out there. "It's not like I made it for you or anything..." And even when it tastes disgusting (because, you know, ready meal), they'll feel obligated to say it's delicious.

SaintessHeart · 2014-09-15, 11:23

Hacker puts Doom on a printer to highlight security vulnerabilities

2014-09-05, 22:16	Link #11522
Mr Hat and Clogs Did someone call a doctor Join Date: Apr 2007 Age: 40	Hmm, you strike a hard bargain. __________________

2014-09-06, 17:40	Link #11523
SaintessHeart NYAAAAHAAANNNNN~ Join Date: Nov 2007 Age: 35	This is a very old piece of news, but nonetheless........ Suicide Bomb Trainer in Iraq Accidentally Blows Up His Class __________________ When three puppygirls named after pastries are on top of each other, it is called Eclair a'la menthe et Biscotti aux fraises avec beaucoup de Ricotta sur le dessus. Most of all, you have to be disciplined and you have to save, even if you hate our current financial system. Because if you don't save, then you're guaranteed to end up with nothing.

2014-09-06, 19:04	Link #11525
Haak Me, An Intellectual Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: UK Age: 33	^ Your avatar made that ten times funnier. __________________ MAL \| AnimeSuki Choice Awards 2020 Winners

2014-09-13, 05:43	Link #11527
Mr Hat and Clogs Did someone call a doctor Join Date: Apr 2007 Age: 40	Just imagine the properly themed questions you could have in a book like that. __________________

2014-09-13, 07:24	Link #11529
Mr Hat and Clogs Did someone call a doctor Join Date: Apr 2007 Age: 40	Well, it's a woman that did it, so clearly it's a lesser crime. __________________

2014-09-06, 18:38	Link #11524
Shyni Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: nowhere	Woman in India Marries Dog to Ward Off Evil what even

2014-09-13, 20:35	Link #11533
JokerD Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2003	Boys love manga pork: BL anime characters now in the chilled meat section I wonder if eating BL themed meat is any different

2014-09-13, 22:29	Link #11534
Mr Hat and Clogs Did someone call a doctor Join Date: Apr 2007 Age: 40	It certainly sending confusing messages concerning BL characters... eat their 'meat' fufufu... or eat the meat of their cold. dead. (probably murdered) corpse /horror. __________________

2014-09-14, 04:25	Link #11536
SaintessHeart NYAAAAHAAANNNNN~ Join Date: Nov 2007 Age: 35	I think we should ask a fujoshi. There is no way we men can understand a woman and their motivations of purchases. __________________ When three puppygirls named after pastries are on top of each other, it is called Eclair a'la menthe et Biscotti aux fraises avec beaucoup de Ricotta sur le dessus. Most of all, you have to be disciplined and you have to save, even if you hate our current financial system. Because if you don't save, then you're guaranteed to end up with nothing.

2014-09-14, 04:31	Link #11537
Anh_Minh I disagree with you all. Join Date: Dec 2005	It might make sense in the ready meal section. "I prepared this just for you, senpai!"

2014-09-14, 05:27	Link #11539
Anh_Minh I disagree with you all. Join Date: Dec 2005	Though a tsundere with band aids on her fingers might work even better, for all those lonely bachelors out there. "It's not like I made it for you or anything..." And even when it tastes disgusting (because, you know, ready meal), they'll feel obligated to say it's delicious.

2014-09-15, 11:23	Link #11540
SaintessHeart NYAAAAHAAANNNNN~ Join Date: Nov 2007 Age: 35	Hacker puts Doom on a printer to highlight security vulnerabilities __________________ When three puppygirls named after pastries are on top of each other, it is called Eclair a'la menthe et Biscotti aux fraises avec beaucoup de Ricotta sur le dessus. Most of all, you have to be disciplined and you have to save, even if you hate our current financial system. Because if you don't save, then you're guaranteed to end up with nothing.