Dating

[Kaze]

Originally Posted by GDB

So, as for dating, odd thought popped into my head today. Is it just me, or is it kind of a weird idea for a guy to date a girl who's like 4+ inches taller than they are? Not sure why, just this inferior feeling comes to mind when I think about it. It's quite odd.

No, if you have an inferior feeling, why are you dating her then?
Do you care what other people think of you? That's usually a bad sign!

I usually never, ever enter this topic because of the silliness (sometimes) but, why is the topic about yanderes taking eachother out?

[Tsuyoshi]

Originally Posted by Kaze

I usually never, ever enter this topic because of the silliness (sometimes) but, why is the topic about yanderes?

Because they're adoribly terrifying, such that you want them close when they're far but want them far when they're close, because you know they'll do anything for you, even if it means killing you.

[GDB]

Originally Posted by Kaze

No, if you have an inferior feeling, why are you dating her then?

Not dating her. Just noticed she seemed to possibly be checking me out in class today, and since it was a boring lecture my mind wandered. Maybe she wasn't, but boredom has a way of screwing with one's perception. It's not about what others think, it's more of a personal status thing. I dunno, was just a random thought that occurred while listening to a lecture covering crap we learned 2 years ago that if one doesn't know, they have no business being in the class.

Originally Posted by Kaze

why is the topic about yanderes taking eachother out?

Yandere are territorial. So, if there are two yandere staking claim on the same territory, well...

[DonQuigleone]

Originally Posted by GDB

Yandere are territorial. So, if there are two yandere staking claim on the same territory, well...

This would make an excellent subject for a nature documentary, cue David Attenborough Voice:

"Observe here, two Homo Yanderus, commonly known as Yanderes meeting each other in the wild. While at first Yanderus might seem harmless, after some observation it will become obvious that his unique spieces have several crucial mechanisms to ensure other Yanderes don't intrude upon their territory.

First they perform a rather unique display whereby they put out large amounts of delicious food, that will hopefully ensure males continue to remain in their territory. If one of the Yanderes don't surrender and move away, they will escalate their display, as seen here, to active sabotage and spreading rumours among the wider social group.

If this also fails, then the Yandere will display their otherwise hidden defense mechanisms, particularly the knives that are commonly kept by members of this spieces. These knives are not idle threats, and if their competitor does not cease, or the male moves to the other Yandere, they will attack one, possibly both, and display their organs as warning to other Yanderes."

Etc. Etc.

Feel free to expand on this fascinating documentary, mine may have research errors and presentation faults.

[Endless Soul]

Now that's funny!

[Sumeragi]

Originally Posted by GDB

Depends on whether said yandere are equally skilled. They might just take each other out!

It would get more interesting since we have yanderes of different sexes going after one girl.

Originally Posted by Kaze

I usually never, ever enter this topic because of the silliness (sometimes) but, why is the topic about yanderes taking eachother out?

Yandere isn't silly. It's a real thing that can affect your life.

Also, basically both Ricky Controversy and myself have RadiantBeam on our eyes.

Originally Posted by Tsuyoshi

Because they're adoribly terrifying, such that you want them close when they're far but want them far when they're close, because you know they'll do anything for you, even if it means killing you.

Like breaking the leg of your fiance to get him to completely quit smoking (yes, this happened for real, although not on purpose).

Originally Posted by GDB

Yandere are territorial. So, if there are two yandere staking claim on the same territory, well...

Let the sparks of fire go up!

Originally Posted by DonQuigleone

This would make an excellent subject for a nature documentary, cue David Attenborough Voice:

"Observe here, two Homo Yanderus, commonly known as Yanderes meeting each other in the wild. While at first Yanderus might seem harmless, after some observation it will become obvious that his unique spieces have several crucial mechanisms to ensure other Yanderes don't intrude upon their territory.

First they perform a rather unique display whereby they put out large amounts of delicious food, that will hopefully ensure males continue to remain in their territory. If one of the Yanderes don't surrender and move away, they will escalate their display, as seen here, to active sabotage and spreading rumours among the wider social group.

If this also fails, then the Yandere will display their otherwise hidden defense mechanisms, particularly the knives that are commonly kept by members of this spieces. These knives are not idle threats, and if their competitor does not cease, or the male moves to the other Yandere, they will attack one, possibly both, and display their organs as warning to other Yanderes."

Etc. Etc.

Feel free to expand on this fascinating documentary, mine may have research errors and presentation faults.

Hmmm... I'll be up for being..... the research project

[RadiantBeam]

Originally Posted by DonQuigleone

This would make an excellent subject for a nature documentary, cue David Attenborough Voice:

"Observe here, two Homo Yanderus, commonly known as Yanderes meeting each other in the wild. While at first Yanderus might seem harmless, after some observation it will become obvious that his unique spieces have several crucial mechanisms to ensure other Yanderes don't intrude upon their territory.

First they perform a rather unique display whereby they put out large amounts of delicious food, that will hopefully ensure males continue to remain in their territory. If one of the Yanderes don't surrender and move away, they will escalate their display, as seen here, to active sabotage and spreading rumours among the wider social group.

If this also fails, then the Yandere will display their otherwise hidden defense mechanisms, particularly the knives that are commonly kept by members of this spieces. These knives are not idle threats, and if their competitor does not cease, or the male moves to the other Yandere, they will attack one, possibly both, and display their organs as warning to other Yanderes."

Etc. Etc.

Feel free to expand on this fascinating documentary, mine may have research errors and presentation faults.

So, um, am I the male in this documentary now or what?

[Endless Soul]

You didn't want to be?

[DonQuigleone]

Originally Posted by RadiantBeam

So, um, am I the male in this documentary now or what?

If you want to be

[Sumeragi]

Originally Posted by Endless Soul

You didn't want to be?

Originally Posted by DonQuigleone

If you want to be

Unless she changes her gender..... Not really possible

*Starts firing her USAS Daewoo shotgun at Endless Soul and DonQuigleone*


On actual dating: I just hang out with those I was going out with. You can have the occasional special stuff, but one should try to just have fun with everyday life if a relationship is to last long.

[Endless Soul]

Gosh, I don't even get the Pear of Agony?

[Moczo]

Originally Posted by Endless Soul

Gosh, I don't even get the Pear of Agony?

... ... did you actually look up what that is, my friend? You don't want it.

[Endless Soul]

Shush you, I'm trying to call her bluff.

[Sumeragi]

Originally Posted by Endless Soul

Shush you, I'm trying to call her bluff.

In your forward or behind? You choose.

[Flinch]

Originally Posted by Sumeragi

In your forward or behind? You choose.

I'll take my chances against a knife, thank you. I at least know how to defend against and disarm those. That pear scares the shit outta me.

[Khu]

HOO DEAR WHAT

Okay, I'm going to stay away from this thread for a while...

Grown ups scare me... *shivers* ._.

[synaesthetic]

Originally Posted by Khu

HOO DEAR WHAT

Okay, I'm going to stay away from this thread for a while...

Grown ups scare me... *shivers* ._.

You and me both, dude. You and me both.

[Tsuyoshi]

I'm just gonna take a step back from the weird alien-impaling devices in here.

[HasuMasu]

i saw that pear on a documentary before, and one in my grandma's kitchen

wait...what was it for again? :O

[Moczo]

Originally Posted by Da_Box

i saw that pear on a documentary before, and one in my grandma's kitchen

wait...what was it for again? :O

'Not dating' would be a pretty appropriate answer considering the thread.

'It's a medieval torture device' would be more accurate, though.