2009-03-06, 11:46 | Link #3701 |
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Picked this up from Danny's site:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3hL2...layer_embedded I'll never know whether this is a trap or that I'm guessing the use of voice modulation software.
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2009-03-06, 15:09 | Link #3703 |
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Parts of a hilarious blog entry I came across on the internet by a well-known financier
_____________________________ Some time in the early 1970s Nature magazine published an article about people whose names matched their occupations. There was a famous neurology textbook "Diseases of the Nervous System" written by Lord Brain. There was a published article on birth control written by Maria Concepcion ... A few days ago I dealt by email with a health plan administrator whose surname was Nurse. And, on the front page of today's New York Times, there's a article about the promising fact that H.I.V. risk is halved by circumcision. From a few paragraphs down into the article: 'Circumcision is "not a magic bullet, but a potentially important intervention," said Dr. Kevin M. De Cock, director of H.I.V./Aids for the World Health Organization.'" ________________________________ A few paragraphs into a March 3 New York Times article entitled "New Web Site Seeks to Fight Myths About Circumcision and H.I.V." the Times reports that "malecircumcision.org … gathers scientific studies, policy documents and news articles and is meant to help fight popular myths, like the new one that circumcision is 100 percent protective so men can stop using condoms, said Dr. Kim Dickson, a W.H.O. medical officer who oversaw the site’s creation." Dr Dickson's last syllable is vaguely reassuring. But closer inspection of the website reveals many contributions from collaborator Dr Bruce Dick, whose unfortunately adjectival-sounding Christian name, thought it suggests a certain fellowship with the beneficiaries of the website, will not inspire popular confidence. It;'s beginning to be pretty clear about what it takes to get a cutting-edge job at WHO. |
2009-03-06, 22:21 | Link #3704 | |
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2009-03-06, 23:20 | Link #3705 | |
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Took me time to analyze the clip, and because of the video quality it's really hard to discern whether the maid in question is a he or she. So I now feel it's been staged for lulz. Furthermore, there are some real voice-altering software out there that could change female voices into male voices, and I'm pretty sure somewhere in the running "screencap" such a program could be running in minimized mode.
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2009-03-07, 01:05 | Link #3706 |
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Top Ten Things Abraham Lincoln Would Say If He Were Alive Today
10. "Sup?" 9. "I see Madonna's still a slut" 8. "Who's that handsome sumbitch on the five?" 7. "Is that free Grand Slam deal still going on at Denny's?" 6. "I just changed my Facebook status update to 'The 'ol rail splitter is chillaxing'" 5. "How do I get on 'Dancing with the Stars'?" 4. "OK, Obama, you're from Illinois, too. We get it!" 3. "Hey Phelps, don't Bogart the weed!" 2. "What's the deal with Joaquin Phoenix?" 1. "A Broadway play? Uhhh, no thanks . . . I'm good" +_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+ |
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2009-03-08, 01:13 | Link #3709 |
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It's a verbal tic sort of.
Now for a massive ROFLbump to this thread: Story of A Nun Grading Papers ----- Can you imagine the nun sitting at her desk grading these papers, all the while trying to keep a straight face and maintain her composure! KIDS WERE ASKED QUESTIONS ABOUT THE OLD AND NEW TESTAMENTS. THE FOLLOWING STATEMENTS ABOUT THE BIBLE WERE PURPORTEDLY WRITTEN BY CHILDREN. THEY HAVE NOT BEEN RETOUCHED OR CORRECTED. INCORRECT SPELLING HAS BEEN LEFT IN. 1. IN THE FIRST BOOK OF THE BIBLE, GUINESSIS. GOD GOT TIRED OF CREATING THE WORLD SO HE TOOK THE SABBATH OFF. 2. ADAM AND EVE WERE CREATED FROM AN APPLE TREE. NOAH'S WIFE WAS JOAN OF ARK. NOAH BUILT AND ARK AND THE ANIMALS CAME ON IN PEARS. 3 LOT'S WIFE WAS A PILLAR OF SALT DURING THE DAY, BUT A BALL OF FIRE DURING THE NIGHT. 4. THE JEWS WERE A PROUD PEOPLE AND THROUGHOUT HISTORY THEY HAD TROUBLE WITH UNSYMPATHETIC GENITALS. 5. SAMPSON WAS A STRONGMAN WHO LET HIMSELF BE LED ASTRAY BY A JEZEBEL LIKE DELILAH. 6. SAMSON SLAYED THE PHILISTINES WITH THE AXE OF THE APOSTLES. 7 MOSES LED THE JEWS TO THE RED SEA WHERE THEY MADE UNLEAVENED BREAD WHICH IS BREAD WITHOUT ANY INGREDIENTS. 8, THE EGYPTIANS WERE ALL DROWNED IN THE DESSERT. AFTERWARDS, MOSES WENT UP TO MOUNT CYANIDE TO GET THE TEN COMMANDMENTS 9. THE FIRST COMMANDMENTS WAS WHEN EVE TOLD ADAM TO EAT THE APPLE. 10. THE SEVENTH COMMANDMENT IS THOU SHALT NOT ADMIT ADULTERY. 11. MOSES DIED BEFORE HE EVER REACHED CANADA THEN JOSHUA LED THE HEBREWS IN THE BATTLE OF GERITOL. 12. THE GREATEST MIRICLE IN THE BIBLE IS WHEN JOSHUA TOLD HIS SON TO STAND STILL AND HE OBEYED HIM. 13. DAVID WAS A HEBREW KING WHO WAS SKILLED AT PLAYING THE LIAR. HE FOUGHT THE FINKELSTEINS, A RACE OF PEOPLE WHO LIVED IN BIBLICAL TIMES. 14. SOLOMON, ONE OF DAVIDS SONS, HAD 300 WIVES AND 700 PORCUPINES. 15. WHEN MARY HEARD SHE WAS THE MOTHER OF JESUS, SHE SANG THE MAGNA CARTA. 16. WHEN THE THREE WISE GUYS FROM THE EAST SIDE ARRIVED THEY FOUND JESUS IN THE MANAGER. 17. JESUS WAS BORN BECAUSE MARY HAD AN IMMACULATE CONTRAPTION. 18. ST. JOHN THE BLACKSMITH DUMPED WATER ON HIS HEAD. 19. JESUS ENUNCIATED THE GOLDEN RULE, WHICH SAYS TO DO UNTO OTHERS BEFORE THEY DO ONE TO YOU. HE ALSO EXPLAINED A MAN DOTH NOT LIVE BY SWEAT ALONE. 20. IT WAS A MIRICLE WHEN JESUS ROSE FROM THE DEAD AND MANAGED TO GET THE TOMBSTONE OFF THE ENTRANCE. 21. THE PEOPLE WHO FOLLOWED THE LORD WERE CALLED THE 12 DECIBELS. 22. THE EPISTELS WERE THE WIVES OF THE APOSTLES. 23. ONE OF THE OPPOSSUMS WAS ST. MATTHEW WHO WAS ALSO A TAXIMAN. 24. ST. PAUL CAVORTED TO CHRISTIANITY, HE PREACHED HOLY ACRIMONY WHICH IS ANOTHER NAME FOR MARRAIGE. 25. CHRISTIANS HAVE ONLY ONE SPOUSE. THIS IS CALLED MONOTONY. +_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hL9lGZcmr4
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2009-03-08, 23:39 | Link #3718 |
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A couple made a deal that whomever died first would come back and inform the other of the afterlife. Their biggest fear was that there was no after life.
After a long life together, the husband was the first to die. True to his word, he made the first contact, 'Ivy ..Ivy.': 'Is that you, Richard?' 'Yes, I've come back like we agreed.' 'That's wonderful! What's it like?' 'Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and then it's off to the golf course . I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then have sex a couple of more times. Then I have lunch (you'd be proud - lots of greens) another romp around the golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon. After supper, it's back to golf course again. Then it's more sex until late at night. I catch some much needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again.' 'Oh, Richard you surely must be in Heaven!' 'Not exactly ... I'm a rabbit on a golf course in Arizona.'
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2009-03-09, 07:09 | Link #3719 |
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I went on another Raving Rabbid spree on youtube to get my fix of 'daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah' and came across this video edit and thought the mix pure genius xD
Bonus for ya if you're a Death Note fan, or rather 'Maximum the Hormone' fan. It fits the rabbits so well xD And this one, they kinda molest this french guy working on the production of Rayman 4 xD
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You have the best jokes so far.
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