So I'm working on the big final chapter for A certain College drinking party. Damn, writing those KakinexAccelerator scenes is harder that I thought, even if it's played for laughs.
Also, God's Right Seat as a music band, I'm fucking doing it. #WINNING
Anyways, some excerpts.
Spoiler for The misfortune of Itsuwa:
Because of multiple reasons and circumstances, Itsuwa had a drunk Shirai Kuroko clinging to her.
“I’ll kill that gorilla man one of these days! Then Onee-sama will be mine!” she declared, completely drunk and burying herself in a certain grand canyon.
That gorilla man she was talking about was Kamijou Touma, who stole her Onee-sama, Misaka Mikoto. Let’s say that when she learned Mikoto was dating Touma – he who has a bigger harem that King of the End of the Century Hamazura Shiage – she did many things that earned her a restraining order, a lesson from Komaba ‘No sexual crimes…’ Ritoku, and her very own probation officer. One of these thing involved Mikoto’s little sister, while the other involved dancing naked in the streets with the her devious older sister (who did it for the sheer hilarity of it).
Keep in mind, that’s the things that are rated T.
Normally, Saten Ruiko and Uiharu Kazari dealt with pigtailed girl, but those two were off somewhere. So, despite her reluctance to deal with the psychotic lesbian, Itsuwa’s motherly attitude took over as she tried her best to deal with Shirai.
‘You can’t really help but feel sad for her…’ she thought while trying to keep Kuroko from doing unholy things to her body.
Although Itsuwa had perused romantically Touma, she had taken her loss pretty well. It was one of these ‘everything for my beloved’ types of situations. But not everyone takes it like that…
For example, Lessar tried to sexually assault Touma while she wore nothing but whip cream on her body, which earned her a tazer shot from Mikoto.
Another would be the university’s librarian Orsola Aquinas and…the unspeakable things she did with those muffins.
Or a rather glaring example who is nearby, Kanzaki Kaori, Itsuwa’s senpai that acts like she’s the younger and jealous one. Her and Kuroko had gotten plastered together, much to Itsuwa’s horror.
“Heheheh… Maybe Touma would take me if I wear that ero-maid costume Tsuchimikado told me about… Yesss, I’ll beat that darn pettanko!” she thrust her fist in the air as to declare war on Misaka Mikoto.
She then took out a katana from seemingly nowhere, and started swinging randomly in the air for no logical reason other than to vent her anger.
“K-Kanzaki-senpai! W-Where did you get that s-sword?” Itsuwa asked, scared.
“It doesn’t matter as long as Misaka Mikoto dies! Hahahaha! Nanasen! Nanasen! NANASEN! NA-NA-SSSSSSSEEEEEENNNNN!
“HIIIIIII! KANZAKI-SENPAI, THAT’S DANGEROUS!”
For the remainder of the night, Itsuwa had to dodge her senpai’s mighty drunken swings while Shirai had her head stuck in her cleavage, dangling from it as Itsuwa ran away from Kaori’s katana.
Spoiler for Aleister Crowley's true calling:
Outside the Mugino mansion, Kamijou Touma was slamming his head against a brick wall. What more could possibly go wrong tonight?
“Imagine Breaker.”
He shouldn’t have said that, as a man with ridiculously long silvery hair wearing a trench coat appeared before him. He knew who he was.
“A-A-Aleister C-C-Crowley?”
“Indeed. You are the Imagine Breaker; he who cleanses God and exorcises the Devil; The Plague; La Persona superiore a Dio.”
Touma was about ready to piss his pants. This strange lunatic kept on following him for the past months, spouting nonsense about Espers, Magicians and God. It wouldn’t bother him as much compared to his other misfortunes – such as a freeloader with a boundless stomach breaking into his apartment and stealing all his food – but…he was terrifying because…
“Now, break these illusions of mine, Kamijou!” he declared, dropping the trench coat and revealing his nakedness as he started to chase him. The exhibitionist ran after him while he shouted his catch phrase.
It seemed hopeless as the lunatic’s junk swirled in the cold winter.
“SUCH MISFORRRTTTUUUNNNEEE!”
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The One Who Has Snuffed God's Crack.
Believer of the Great Sumeragi.
One Does Not Simply Make Touma A Good Protagonist ~ The Truth.
"Kyon has set his 'enemy that must be defeated' to be 'bad writing' of the world. The more there is, the stronger his Holy Crack " ~ Chaos2Frozen.
So I'm working on the big final chapter for A certain College drinking party. Damn, writing those KakinexAccelerator scenes is harder that I thought, even if it's played for laughs.
Also, God's Right Seat as a music band, I'm fucking doing it. #WINNING
Anyways, some excerpts.
Spoiler for The misfortune of Itsuwa:
Because of multiple reasons and circumstances, Itsuwa had a drunk Shirai Kuroko clinging to her.
“I’ll kill that gorilla man one of these days! Then Onee-sama will be mine!” she declared, completely drunk and burying herself in a certain grand canyon.
That gorilla man she was talking about was Kamijou Touma, who stole her Onee-sama, Misaka Mikoto. Let’s say that when she learned Mikoto was dating Touma – he who has a bigger harem that King of the End of the Century Hamazura Shiage – she did many things that earned her a restraining order, a lesson from Komaba ‘No sexual crimes…’ Ritoku, and her very own probation officer. One of these thing involved Mikoto’s little sister, while the other involved dancing naked in the streets with the her devious older sister (who did it for the sheer hilarity of it).
Keep in mind, that’s the things that are rated T.
Normally, Saten Ruiko and Uiharu Kazari dealt with pigtailed girl, but those two were off somewhere. So, despite her reluctance to deal with the psychotic lesbian, Itsuwa’s motherly attitude took over as she tried her best to deal with Shirai.
‘You can’t really help but feel sad for her…’ she thought while trying to keep Kuroko from doing unholy things to her body.
Although Itsuwa had perused romantically Touma, she had taken her loss pretty well. It was one of these ‘everything for my beloved’ types of situations. But not everyone takes it like that…
For example, Lessar tried to sexually assault Touma while she wore nothing but whip cream on her body, which earned her a tazer shot from Mikoto.
Another would be the university’s librarian Orsola Aquinas and…the unspeakable things she did with those muffins.
Or a rather glaring example who is nearby, Kanzaki Kaori, Itsuwa’s senpai that acts like she’s the younger and jealous one. Her and Kuroko had gotten plastered together, much to Itsuwa’s horror.
“Heheheh… Maybe Touma would take me if I wear that ero-maid costume Tsuchimikado told me about… Yesss, I’ll beat that darn pettanko!” she thrust her fist in the air as to declare war on Misaka Mikoto.
She then took out a katana from seemingly nowhere, and started swinging randomly in the air for no logical reason other than to vent her anger.
“K-Kanzaki-senpai! W-Where did you get that s-sword?” Itsuwa asked, scared.
“It doesn’t matter as long as Misaka Mikoto dies! Hahahaha! Nanasen! Nanasen! NANASEN! NA-NA-SSSSSSSEEEEEENNNNN!
“HIIIIIII! KANZAKI-SENPAI, THAT’S DANGEROUS!”
For the remainder of the night, Itsuwa had to dodge her senpai’s mighty drunken swings while Shirai had her head stuck in her cleavage, dangling from it as Itsuwa ran away from Kaori’s katana.
Spoiler for Aleister Crowley's true calling:
Outside the Mugino mansion, Kamijou Touma was slamming his head against a brick wall. What more could possibly go wrong tonight?
“Imagine Breaker.”
He shouldn’t have said that, as a man with ridiculously long silvery hair wearing a trench coat appeared before him. He knew who he was.
“A-A-Aleister C-C-Crowley?”
“Indeed. You are the Imagine Breaker; he who cleanses God and exorcises the Devil; The Plague; La Persona superiore a Dio.”
Touma was about ready to piss his pants. This strange lunatic kept on following him for the past months, spouting nonsense about Espers, Magicians and God. It wouldn’t bother him as much compared to his other misfortunes – such as a freeloader with a boundless stomach breaking into his apartment and stealing all his food – but…he was terrifying because…
“Now, break these illusions of mine, Kamijou!” he declared, dropping the trench coat and revealing his nakedness as he started to chase him. The exhibitionist ran after him while he shouted his catch phrase.
It seemed hopeless as the lunatic’s junk swirled in the cold winter.
“SUCH MISFORRRTTTUUUNNNEEE!”
... wow, what the hell did you have to take to write this kind of crack? >.>
1st one, pretty good. The 2nd one make me go rather than laugh in any way
Location: All ghillied up spying on someone ~2,000 yards away using telescope sights.
Age: 35
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Originally Posted by Mr.Kyon
So I'm working on the big final chapter for A certain College drinking party. Damn, writing those KakinexAccelerator scenes is harder that I thought, even if it's played for laughs.
Also, God's Right Seat as a music band, I'm fucking doing it. #WINNING
Anyways, some excerpts.
Spoiler for The misfortune of Itsuwa:
Because of multiple reasons and circumstances, Itsuwa had a drunk Shirai Kuroko clinging to her.
“I’ll kill that gorilla man one of these days! Then Onee-sama will be mine!” she declared, completely drunk and burying herself in a certain grand canyon.
That gorilla man she was talking about was Kamijou Touma, who stole her Onee-sama, Misaka Mikoto. Let’s say that when she learned Mikoto was dating Touma – he who has a bigger harem that King of the End of the Century Hamazura Shiage – she did many things that earned her a restraining order, a lesson from Komaba ‘No sexual crimes…’ Ritoku, and her very own probation officer. One of these thing involved Mikoto’s little sister, while the other involved dancing naked in the streets with the her devious older sister (who did it for the sheer hilarity of it).
Keep in mind, that’s the things that are rated T.
Normally, Saten Ruiko and Uiharu Kazari dealt with pigtailed girl, but those two were off somewhere. So, despite her reluctance to deal with the psychotic lesbian, Itsuwa’s motherly attitude took over as she tried her best to deal with Shirai.
‘You can’t really help but feel sad for her…’ she thought while trying to keep Kuroko from doing unholy things to her body.
Although Itsuwa had perused romantically Touma, she had taken her loss pretty well. It was one of these ‘everything for my beloved’ types of situations. But not everyone takes it like that…
For example, Lessar tried to sexually assault Touma while she wore nothing but whip cream on her body, which earned her a tazer shot from Mikoto.
Another would be the university’s librarian Orsola Aquinas and…the unspeakable things she did with those muffins.
Or a rather glaring example who is nearby, Kanzaki Kaori, Itsuwa’s senpai that acts like she’s the younger and jealous one. Her and Kuroko had gotten plastered together, much to Itsuwa’s horror.
“Heheheh… Maybe Touma would take me if I wear that ero-maid costume Tsuchimikado told me about… Yesss, I’ll beat that darn pettanko!” she thrust her fist in the air as to declare war on Misaka Mikoto.
She then took out a katana from seemingly nowhere, and started swinging randomly in the air for no logical reason other than to vent her anger.
“K-Kanzaki-senpai! W-Where did you get that s-sword?” Itsuwa asked, scared.
“It doesn’t matter as long as Misaka Mikoto dies! Hahahaha! Nanasen! Nanasen! NANASEN! NA-NA-SSSSSSSEEEEEENNNNN!
“HIIIIIII! KANZAKI-SENPAI, THAT’S DANGEROUS!”
For the remainder of the night, Itsuwa had to dodge her senpai’s mighty drunken swings while Shirai had her head stuck in her cleavage, dangling from it as Itsuwa ran away from Kaori’s katana.
Spoiler for Aleister Crowley's true calling:
Outside the Mugino mansion, Kamijou Touma was slamming his head against a brick wall. What more could possibly go wrong tonight?
“Imagine Breaker.”
He shouldn’t have said that, as a man with ridiculously long silvery hair wearing a trench coat appeared before him. He knew who he was.
“A-A-Aleister C-C-Crowley?”
“Indeed. You are the Imagine Breaker; he who cleanses God and exorcises the Devil; The Plague; La Persona superiore a Dio.”
Touma was about ready to piss his pants. This strange lunatic kept on following him for the past months, spouting nonsense about Espers, Magicians and God. It wouldn’t bother him as much compared to his other misfortunes – such as a freeloader with a boundless stomach breaking into his apartment and stealing all his food – but…he was terrifying because…
“Now, break these illusions of mine, Kamijou!” he declared, dropping the trench coat and revealing his nakedness as he started to chase him. The exhibitionist ran after him while he shouted his catch phrase.
It seemed hopeless as the lunatic’s junk swirled in the cold winter.
“SUCH MISFORRRTTTUUUNNNEEE!”
Thank you very much, you're now making me marathon this fic of yours with the speed of light. Even though I was trying to stay away thanks to Accel+Kakine... (BL pairings are an auto-driveaway factor for me, no offense; but well that's me).
Also from what I've been hearing people say, your version of Aleister sounds like a very perverted version of his real-life counterpart.
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Last edited by Master Assassin; 2011-04-08 at 04:27.
Thank you very much, you're now making me marathon this fic of yours with the speed of light. Even though I was trying to stay away thanks to Accel+Kakine... (BL pairings are an auto-driveaway factor for me, no offense; but well that's me).
Also from what I've been hearing people say, your version of Aleister sounds like a very perverted version of his real-life counterpart.
Well, the historical Aleister Crowley wrote about using orgasms to perform magic if I remember right. Him chasing naked in the winter after Touma seems rather tame.
Oh, and I'm already planning for a sequel where Mugino and Kakine mudwrestle in nothing but underwear, SERIOUSLY
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The One Who Has Snuffed God's Crack.
Believer of the Great Sumeragi.
One Does Not Simply Make Touma A Good Protagonist ~ The Truth.
"Kyon has set his 'enemy that must be defeated' to be 'bad writing' of the world. The more there is, the stronger his Holy Crack " ~ Chaos2Frozen.
I'm thinking of using these two abilities for 2 OC antagonists in my current fic, what do your think?
Sonic Meister - Level 4
Description: A specialization of the Aero class.
Spoiler:
1. Sonar Vision: Similar to bats and whales, the Esper sents out a specific frequency of sound waves to map out an entire room, even through walls. In order to prevent external sound waves from interfering, only the specific sound wave is being input up to 25m in all direction.
2. Soundproof: Prevents sound waves from escaping whichever object the Esper touches, including his own body. Even firearms can become completely silenced. The trade off is that the Esper cannot receive sound waves from the surrounding.
3. Sonic Boom: Release a high frequency shock wave from the palm to stun or even kill the enemy, maximum range 50m.
*Only one of these function can be used at one time.
Crimson Signal - Level 4
Description: Produces and manipulates Microwave radiation.
Spoiler:
1. Radio Interference - Using microwave to interfere/hack various radio signals, and can even decode the data up to 200m away.
2. Radar Signal - Uses microwave radiation to detect the range, speed, and other characteristics of remote objects up to 30m away.
3. Microwave Emitter - Fires a concentrated blast of microwave radiation from palm up to a range of 4m.
*Only one of these function can be used at one time.
“I’ve gotten glomped by the mother of the original once, and she told me while drunk that she is 91 centimetres in size.”
Last Order brightened up upon hearing that, though Worst upon hearing of a drunk mother clinging to Accelerator was about to crack a joke.
But Accelerator gave the punchline before she could proceed.
“Considering Last Order’s cloning process is closer to the original that you, she’ll end up with the bigger bust. Yoshikawa told me this.”
STAB! STAB! STAB! Multiple imaginary blades pierce Misaka Worst’s womanly pride at that moment
“‘R-Really? Do you swear this is true?’ Misaka asks as Misaka gives your puppy eyes.”
“Yes,” Accelerator deadpanned.
“‘Yay!’ Misaka Misaka rejoices.”
Misaka Worst now looked positively defeated.
Then she spoke in a low voice.
“I see… You’re one of these future-planner types of lolicon...”
She then emerged from her frown, her eyes lit up with a fiery determination.
“WITH THAT CROOKED PLAN OF YOURS, YOU’LL BE ABLE TO ENJOY THE WONDERS OF A LITTLE GIRL’S BODY WHILE ASSURING YOURSELF A GORGEOUS WIFE IN THE FUTURE!” she affirmed that as the truth.
The strongest of Academy City squinted his eyes.
“What the hell are you talking abo-”
“How could you lie to Misaka Misaka like that…”
Last Order now looked sad, then exploded and gave weak, repetitive punches to her guardian.
“‘Dirty Dirty!’ Misaka says as Misaka expresses her disgust!”
In a moment, the situation was reversed. Worst had used the blows Accelerator’s gave her and used that force against him like in Judo.
Worst retained the crown of the [Queen of Trolling].
__________________
The One Who Has Snuffed God's Crack.
Believer of the Great Sumeragi.
One Does Not Simply Make Touma A Good Protagonist ~ The Truth.
"Kyon has set his 'enemy that must be defeated' to be 'bad writing' of the world. The more there is, the stronger his Holy Crack " ~ Chaos2Frozen.
“I’ve gotten glomped by the mother of the original once, and she told me while drunk that she is 91 centimetres in size.”
Last Order brightened up upon hearing that, though Worst upon hearing of a drunk mother clinging to Accelerator was about to crack a joke.
But Accelerator gave the punchline before she could proceed.
“Considering Last Order’s cloning process is closer to the original that you, she’ll end up with the bigger bust. Yoshikawa told me this.”
STAB! STAB! STAB! Multiple imaginary blades pierce Misaka Worst’s womanly pride at that moment
“‘R-Really? Do you swear this is true?’ Misaka asks as Misaka gives your puppy eyes.”
“Yes,” Accelerator deadpanned.
“‘Yay!’ Misaka Misaka rejoices.”
Misaka Worst now looked positively defeated.
Then she spoke in a low voice.
“I see… You’re one of these future-planner types of lolicon...”
She then emerged from her frown, her eyes lit up with a fiery determination.
“WITH THAT CROOKED PLAN OF YOURS, YOU’LL BE ABLE TO ENJOY THE WONDERS OF A LITTLE GIRL’S BODY WHILE ASSURING YOURSELF A GORGEOUS WIFE IN THE FUTURE!” she affirmed that as the truth.
The strongest of Academy City squinted his eyes.
“What the hell are you talking abo-”
“How could you lie to Misaka Misaka like that…”
Last Order now looked sad, then exploded and gave weak, repetitive punches to her guardian.
“‘Dirty Dirty!’ Misaka says as Misaka expresses her disgust!”
In a moment, the situation was reversed. Worst had used the blows Accelerator’s gave her and used that force against him like in Judo.
Worst retained the crown of the [Queen of Trolling].
Dude....I'm speechless...
What kind of mental disorder do you have? Your imagination isn't normal.
What kind of mental disorder do you have? Your imagination isn't normal.
The closest thing to a mental disorder that I have is a little thing called Asperger's syndrome, but apart from that, I'm completely sober (I think lol. Maybe the Government is putting doses of Charlie Sheen in my tap water o_O).
Moving on...
Here is a rather lengthy bio for an OC I have thought up for To Aru Kagaku no Accelerator and I'd like your opinions. I tried to make him rather...special and not someone I'm throwing in there just for the heck of it. He's going to be Accelerator's VERY UNLIKELY sidekick. Keep in mind that the fanfic is a slight AU, and I've taken some liberties for the sake of storytelling.
Mega spoilers, you've been warned.
Spoiler for Spoilers for To Aru Kagaku no Accelerator:
Appearance: Kamiko is rather tall for his age, but lacks muscles so he has an average build. He has messy shoulder-length blond hair that he ties into a little ponytail behind his back. He is seen most of the time wearing an all-black superfine wool outfit, which gives him an almost stereotyped artist look, minus the French beret. He also has aqua blue eyes.
Kamiko acts aloof in his walking demeanor, as his heels never touch the ground and he walks on the tip of his feet. That is the case even before he gains his cybernetic implants. He kind of looks like a ballerina at times because of this quirk.
Personality: Kamiko is a rather sarcastic individual who loves cracking dry jokes, and most of all, adores pumping up people emotionally in a bad way – friend or foe. For example, he calls Accelerator a “quirky pedophiliac brother-in-law” because of his relationship with Last Order, and the fact that Accelerator was partly raised by Kihara Amata, his father. His pride is that he can press anyone’s berserk button with ease, which he uses in combat as a form of physiological warfare.
He swears a whole lot for no good reason, and tends to be very sexual in his remarks – and he makes people uncomfortable because he gives way too much information. Kamiko tends to shift quickly between states of seriousness and jesting, to the point where it’s hard to know whether he even means anything he says. Strangely, when under stress, he remains silent and tends to be lost in his thoughts.
Being part of Academy City’s dark side, he is an individual who has seen many things, and has destroyed lives before with his own hands. Despite that, he has a few principles he sticks by, such as not getting innocent bystanders involved in a way that will get them hurt. Another one is not dragging out the suffering of an opponent, unless he/she truly deserves it.
Kamiko has a kind side he reserves for his dear cousin Nayuta, which is one of the few people he shows any love for.
He has a catchphrase he uses whenever he mean serious business: “I am a man of my words.” You best believe that he is serious when he says this, and will stop at nothing to carry out his word, even if it means he will die trying and doing.
Background: Not much of his early life is know, but he does mention that it was deceptively normal for such a shadowy family. He had a very affectionate relationship with his cousin Kihara Nayuta, which stays intact and even grows stronger over the years.
One of the events that started to shape him as a human was when his a young Nayuta got caught up in one of Kihara Gensei’s experiments, and had most of her body (70%) damaged beyond repair. Although Nayuta was saved due to Heaven Canceller’s intervention – and that act earned Kamiko’s admiration – he soon found out the truth (unwillingly) that his great grandfather Kihara Gensei and his father Kihara Amata knew the experiment would go awry in the first place. After learning that, the young Kamiko confronts his father with the evidence, and is met by Amata’s fist, and proceeds to get beaten into submission. Amata then tells him that humans are nothing but trash to be experimented and toyed with, and that even if Kamiko is his son and Nayuta is his niece, he doesn’t discriminate between family and non-family. Gensei and Amata’s experiment succeeded, and it gave Nayuta the esper ability to manipulate other's AIM diffusion fields (like ITEM’s Takitsubo Rikou albeit less potent). After that, Kamiko swore that he’d protect Nayuta with all his wit and strength, even if it means playing on the same field as monsters like their family. He develops a profound hatred for his father and great grandfather, which then spreads to other members of his family like his aunt Therestina. Because of that and his resolve to protect Nayuta, he grew mentally mature very quickly, and proved to be an excellent adherent to the Power Curriculum Program. He only entered the Power Curriculum as an act of defiance towards his family, who view espers as nothing but guinea pigs to be experimented with.
Years passed, and Kamiko was fully embraced into Academy City’s dark side. He was known as a freelancer with many talents, and was regularly hired by the Board of Directors to handle internal Academy City problems – despite being 13 at the time. At that time, he first met Aleister Crowley after being summoned by the General Superintendent himself. Aleister proposed a special job for him which would consist of being embedded with the underground organisation known as SCHOOL. He accepted Aleister’s offer, and thus he met Kakine Teitoku.
He was an unofficial member of SCHOOL for some time, when they were still lapdogs of the Board of Directors like ITEM. His job was to assist SCHOOL in whatever way they needed – and as a side dish – to secretly report to Aleister himself on Kakine’s activities. During that time, Kamiko clashed with Kakine on methodology and approach as he found Kakine to be far too out there in his methods – as he often gleefully butchered bystanders during assignments/missions. Over the course of a few months, Kamiko’s lectures affected Kakine if just a bit as he didn’t go out of his way to get civilians involved, but still held no remorse in killing them. Then, after certain events transpired, SCHOOL’s goal turned to “negotiating directly with Aleister Crowley” instead of following orders. To prove his determination to Aleister Crowley himself, Kakine decided to kill Kamiko (who he knew all along was secretly working for Aleister) as a symbolic gesture. Kamiko managed to survive the one-sided match with Kakine, but was badly injured by Kakine’s Dark Matter. Kakine subjugated him to slow torture, and tore of parts of his legs (from the feet to the knees) and then left him for dead in a pool of his own blood. Heaven Canceller managed to save his life, and gave him cybernetics to replace the parts of his torn legs. Kamiko’s admiration for the honorable frog-faced doctor grew ten folds, but found it rather jarring that he had accepted his death only to have his life saved.
At some point, not long before the start of To Aru Kagaku no Accelerator, he discovered the existence of a Third Production Plan of Railgun (Misaka Mikoto) clones. Apparently, the results the newest clones dubbed ‘Misaka Worst’ gave were judged too rubbish, so the few fully-grown prototype clones (twenty-five or so) were sent to an industrial incinerator, and the project was abandoned – or perhaps put on-hold. Although Kamiko was too late in his discovery and about every Misaka Worst clones had been incinerated into ashes, he found a lone survivor who managed to disobey the suicide order inputted into her brain. A visit to Heaven Canceller later, and a healthy Misaka Worst was under Kamiko’s care, much to his misfortune when he learned what kind of personality she had.
Currently, he is Nayuta’s guardian and cares for her well-being. They both live together with the newly recovered Misaka Worst in a rather spacious apartment. Nayuta and Worst are both rather mischievous and get along very well, and tend to gang up on him to play pranks – which ends in either both of them getting [100 spanks] or Kamiko sulking in a corner while the both of them do a victory dance.
Kamiko is setting up an underground organisation of his own – dubbed GROUP – for purposes unknown. He has gained the backing of at least two members of the Board of Directors. He and Misaka Worst are the only current members.
For now.
Abilities:
Compute – Level 4:
His ability allows him to see the world around him in a purely mathematical light, and it has rather broad applications. For example, if he saw a train running along a track, he would know things such as the exact velocity it’s going at off the top of his head. He has limits in his ability, such as he can’t properly analyse things that are completely out of his human comprehension (ex: a black hole) or Kakine’s Dark Matter which operates on laws outside of science. If he tries to process too many variables at once, or is given too much stimuli while his ability is active, he will black out.
Before he got his cybernetic legs, his power was mostly for show and had little battle-oriented applications and was mostly a support-type power – now it’s much more of a defensive one as well. His mechanical legs are endowed with superhuman strength and agility. They work in perfect harmony with his ability, as he can input data into them directly from his brain, and they will behave exactly as his ability dictates with utmost precision.
Despite it’s many uses, his ability has no real offensive capabilities, and he has to rely on guns for firepower despite his clumsiness with them. Even then, he cannot possibly hope to defeat a level 5, and defeating a fellow level 4 is a challenge in itself.
He is able to use his ability in the following ways:
– Is able to analyse an incoming attack and it’s properties, and is able to dodge them using equations and algorithms he inputs into his cyber legs. He literally manages to side-step Accelerator’s attacks with much ease.
– Using his knowledge of human psychology, he can analyse someone’s mental state by boiling down his/her facial expressions and physical disposure down to geometry, then utilizing his acquired knowledge to read someone inside and out for the most part.
– Hacking and cracking complex security systems in record times.
– Although he is clumsy in handling firearms, his ability makes up for that by making his aim remarkable. He doesn’t waste a single bullet, and can show some rather impressive gunplay such as calculating bullet ricochets.
Quotes:
“I don’t wanna hear anything like that coming from my quirky pedophiliac brother-in-law that has about less bodily hair that a prepubescent little fucking kid.” (Said to Accelerator.)
“Ahh~ I should really consider dumping her in a ditch somewhere, release my inner demons in her and- OI OI! Why are you pointing that gun at me for?!” (Kamiko talking half-jokingly about Misaka Worst, then getting Accelerator’s gun shoved in his face.)
“YES! NUNS ARE DEFINITELY THE BEST! THEIR COVERED BODIES DEDICATED TO THE TEACHINGS OF GOD IS WHAT MAKES THEM SO COVETABLE! MAKING THEM BREAK THAT SACRED CHASITY VOW AND MAKING THEM ABANDON THEMSELVES TO PLEASURE IS WHAT- A-A-Ah… M-Musujime-san, A-Accelerator-san, why a-are you g-gripping my n-neck so t-tightly? U-U-Uh… C-Can’t breathe…” (Kamiko declaring his nun fetish, and getting reprimanded.)
“Ha… That fucker who is my father spent more time with you that he ever did with me. Normally I should be angry and be ranting about my daddy issues, but honestly, looking at you, I’m glad Otou-san gave you all his love~” (Said to Accelerator.)
“Hey, can the lowly me ask the great you a question? How can you be a mass murderer and a coward at the same time?” (Said to Accelerator.)
“Family reunions within the Kihara family are quite fun. That one time, I stabbed great pops in his hip with a butter knife! Though Therestina Oba-san didn’t seem to appreciate that for some reason…”
Trivia:
– He has a nun fetish.
– He wears contact lenses instead of glasses.
My favorite loli in Index, Kihara Nayuta, is getting a place in my fic. I'VE DONE IT, KISS MY FEET UNDERLINGS KYKYKUKUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Toaru Jihanki no Fanfare is definitely going to be a basis for many thins in this fic. I've already begun planting some seeds in Chapter 4 Part 1.
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The One Who Has Snuffed God's Crack.
Believer of the Great Sumeragi.
One Does Not Simply Make Touma A Good Protagonist ~ The Truth.
"Kyon has set his 'enemy that must be defeated' to be 'bad writing' of the world. The more there is, the stronger his Holy Crack " ~ Chaos2Frozen.
Don't call it group. People will get confused. Aleister personally negotiating with him seems abit off. An indirect subordinate, but he knows where his info goes would be better.
It seems to me like Kamiko is a foul mouthed Lelouch without the tactical genius, and Nayuta is his Nunnally... but since Lelouch is so awesome, I won't complain.
2011-04-06, 13:05
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" ~ Chaos2Frozen.
