Hayate: Satashi-sama is becoming bored with this world, and as she continues to be dissatisfied reality will continue to be distorted. When she finally gives up on this existence, this world will be replaced with a reality that she desires.
Fate: D:
Hayate: There is only one way to stop this occurrence.
Fate: How?!
Hayate: You must kiss Satashi-sama and prove to her the existence of yuri!
Nanoha: EEEHHHHHHH?!!?!?!?! No one kisses my Fate-chan!
Hayate: But this could be the end of the universe as we know it!
Hayate: Satashi-sama is becoming bored with this world, and as she continues to be dissatisfied reality will continue to be distorted. When she finally gives up on this existence, this world will be replaced with a reality that she desires.
Fate: D:
Hayate: There is only one way to stop this occurrence.
Fate: How?!
Hayate: You must kiss Satashi-sama and prove to her the existence of yuri!
Nanoha: EEEHHHHHHH?!!?!?!?! No one kissed my Fate-chan!
Hayate: But this could be the end of the universe as we know it!
Nanoha: We'll take our chances.
lolz end of the universe, nice one dusk.
Satashi may kill us after she read all these stories.
Hayate: Satashi-sama is becoming bored with this world, and as she continues to be dissatisfied reality will continue to be distorted. When she finally gives up on this existence, this world will be replaced with a reality that she desires.
Fate: D:
Hayate: There is only one way to stop this occurrence.
Fate: How?!
Hayate: You must kiss Satashi-sama and prove to her the existence of yuri!
Nanoha: EEEHHHHHHH?!!?!?!?! No one kisses my Fate-chan!
Hayate: But this could be the end of the universe as we know it!
Nanoha: We'll take our chances.
ahh!!! the haruhi crossover came true!!! DX but wait.....a reality that satashi desires? hmmm o/////o y-you know that's not a bad idea.... cause i'm sure i'd like to be in that place @.@ *mauled* DX
Hayate: Satashi-sama is becoming bored with this world, and as she continues to be dissatisfied reality will continue to be distorted. When she finally gives up on this existence, this world will be replaced with a reality that she desires.
Fate: D:
Hayate: There is only one way to stop this occurrence.
Fate: How?!
Hayate: You must kiss Satashi-sama and prove to her the existence of yuri!
Nanoha: EEEHHHHHHH?!!?!?!?! No one kisses my Fate-chan!
Hayate: But this could be the end of the universe as we know it!
Nanoha: We'll take our chances.
Tag
Spoiler for Tag!:
A Particularly Shiny Sword: Don't worry Wanwan will do it! *Push push*
Wanwan: H-hey I don't want to
Fate: Wanwan do it for me ~<3
Wanwan+Nanoha: *Spurt blood* G-good job
Hayate: Fate! You killed Wanwan!
APSS: I guess you'll have to go with ME!
Hayate: Hell no.
Fate: Denied no one wants to see that It's called fanservice because it's supposed to be good
Had some random angst idea again in the middle of the night...so...yeah... music by Rob Costlow included for more feeling...
Spoiler for text:
Tears in vain
The battle had lasted a long time and both of the combatants were getting tired. The interior of the throne room was almost destroyed by all the attacks.
"You will not get away with it!" one of the girls remarked again.
The other girl looked at her pleadingly and said, "Please Vivio, calm down and list-"
"No! No more!"
Energy began to surge in the air and massive streaks of light began to swirl around. Suddenly it began to move in high speed against the girl in white clothes. She didn't have the speed to avoid it and was hit head-on. The power of the attack shook the interior and the walls began to crack.
The light disappeared and Vivio looked down on the girl laying buried beneath the rubble.
As the defense released its grip on Vivio, she came to realize what had happened. She slowly began to walk towards the body that lay ahead of her. She crouched down and felt for a notion of breathing. Nothing. She quickly tried to find the pulse but couldn't find it. Tears began filliing her eyes while she continued to look.
"Nanoha-mama, wake up. Come on, you can handle this much, this is nothing."
She looked around for help but no one was around. More tears were gathering.
"N-nanoha-mama! Please! Don't leave me here!"
No response. No sound. It was total silence in the room until the girl hugged the body and screamed, tears flowing down her cheeks.
omgosh im reading this at 1.30 in the morn and trying harddddd not to laugh too loudly!
anyway, hey there!
i'm uh, obviously new.
hope i can get to know you guys better while hanging out in this fantastically crazy thread! x)
kudos to all fanfic writers btw!
Hello! Welcome, you might think you're new and out of place but soon enough you'll learn the ways of the Fon Fillia! Come and join us in the chatroom, found under Satashi's signature.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kai the Reaper
Note: This was inspired by Saharet's 'What if Satashi was god…' crack.
So, maybe I should apologise beforehand.
And now, presenting:
Spoiler for The one commandment:
Vivio’s Bedtime Stories:
1: The one commandment.
“Just one more story. Pleeeaaaseee!” Vivio pleaded, grabbing Nanoha’s sleeve and pulling it slightly towards her.
“Vivio, it’s already past your bedtime. I already read you one story.” Nanoha replied softly, closing the book from which she had just read the previous story.
“I don’t want to sleep yet. Just one more story and I can go to sleep. Nanoha-mamaaaa” Vivio tried to make a puppy eyed look. Nanoha pretended to be thinking for an answer, although she already knew what she was going to say.
“Fine, just one more. But after that, promise that you go to sleep?”
“Promise.” Vivio jumped happily, and then settled herself back comfortable in bed to listen to the story.
“I want to hear a story with Satashi in it!” the little girl said. Nanoha smiled slightly at her daughters request and opened the book she had in her lap. After reaching the page with the story she was looking for, she began to read:
A long, long time passed after Satashi created the world and WanWan was punished, but the earth flourished. People lived happy, but unorganized lives and everything was alright.
Vice was just a normal human living a simple and uneventful life, when one day he started thinking more than usual and began wondering if there was a greater purpose for them, humans. And so he went outside and shouted towards the skies:
“Oh great god, Satashi-sama, what is your purpose for us humans?”
But no answer came. So he came the following day and asked the same thing, but once again, there was no answer. After repeating this routine for the next dozen days, Vice ultimately decided that he was too small and Satashi could not hear him. And Vice put on his traveling coat and walking stick and decided to journey to a higher place from where Satashi could hear him.
On the way, a stranger stopped him and asked him where he was going. To which he replied: “I’m going to speak to Satashi-sama.” And the stranger began accompanying him and the two traveled together.
On the way, they met more people who asked them where they were going. When they told them that they were going to speak to Satashi, more and more people began coming with them and Vice had gathered quite a large amount of followers. Those would be later known as Filians, because of the place they were heading to was called Fon Filia.
And so Vice and the Filians traveled day and night towards Mount Fon Filia, the one place that could pierce the heavens, and from where Vice could ask his question. They traveled through perilous environment, rain and blizzard, sea and desert, getting spared by no force of nature until they finally reached their destination. When they finally did reach Mount Fon Filia, the Filians decided to wait at the bottom, while Vice took the perilous route up the mountain to speak to Satashi. The road took a day and a half, and when he reached the top he realized it was going to rain because of the dark clouds in the skies and maybe Satashi wouldn’t come out to get wet, but he tried anyways:
“Satashi-sama! What be your wish for us humans?” Vice shouted towards the heavens. And the rainy clouds opened and a divine light fell on the earth. And Vice felt blinded by the sight, but looked anyway, awaiting his answer.
And a voice boomed from the skies moving mountains and seas alike with its power. “I AM NOT GOD!” were Satashi’s words. But in that same moment, a high scream could be heard, and the sound of nosebleeds in the distance and Vice couldn’t hear what Satashi had just said. He didn’t think it worthy to call Satashi back from the heavens to ask the question again, lest he suffer divine punishment, so he returned with a lowered head to the waiting Filians.
“So, what did Satashi-sama say?” a Filian stepped out of the crowd to ask.
“Satashi-sama said…” but Vice couldn’t continue because he didn’t know himself what Satashi-sama had said. Yet looking at the faces of the Filians, he couldn’t just say nothing. And Vice let his gut instinct guide him.
“Yuuno x Chrono is law!”
And the Filians cheered and all was happy again.
“The end.” Nanoha finished the story.
“Mamaa…” Vivio tried pleading, but was cut of by Nanoha. “No, Vivio, you promised. Time to sleep.”
“Tomorrow?” the little girl tried again. Seeing Nanoha nod at that, she continued asking. “With Satashi in it?”
Nanoha sighed. “Sure.”
“Mmm, okay. G’night.” Satisfied, Vivio closed her eyes and slowly drifted away to sleep.
“Good Night Vivio.” Nanoha kissed Vivio on the forehead and closed the lights. She stood a few minutes next to her daughter and watched her little frame lift up and down slowly in rhythm with her breathing and when she was sure that Vivio was sleeping, left the room.
LOL! Nice one! I like how Vice had so much impact on us.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dusk_
Satashi...as god?
Spoiler:
Hayate: Satashi-sama is becoming bored with this world, and as she continues to be dissatisfied reality will continue to be distorted. When she finally gives up on this existence, this world will be replaced with a reality that she desires.
Fate: D:
Hayate: There is only one way to stop this occurrence.
Fate: How?!
Hayate: You must kiss Satashi-sama and prove to her the existence of yuri!
Nanoha: EEEHHHHHHH?!!?!?!?! No one kisses my Fate-chan!
Hayate: But this could be the end of the universe as we know it!
Nanoha: We'll take our chances.
Haha! The cross-over lives!
Quote:
Originally Posted by AtomicoX
Had some random angst idea again in the middle of the night...so...yeah... music by Rob Costlow included for more feeling...
Spoiler for text:
Tears in vain
The battle had lasted a long time and both of the combatants were getting tired. The interior of the throne room was almost destroyed by all the attacks.
"You will not get away with it!" one of the girls remarked again.
The other girl looked at her pleadingly and said, "Please Vivio, calm down and list-"
"No! No more!"
Energy began to surge in the air and massive streaks of light began to swirl around. Suddenly it began to move in high speed against the girl in white clothes. She didn't have the speed to avoid it and was hit head-on. The power of the attack shook the interior and the walls began to crack.
The light disappeared and Vivio looked down on the girl laying buried beneath the rubble.
As the defense released its grip on Vivio, she came to realize what had happened. She slowly began to walk towards the body that lay ahead of her. She crouched down and felt for a notion of breathing. Nothing. She quickly tried to find the pulse but couldn't find it. Tears began filliing her eyes while she continued to look.
"Nanoha-mama, wake up. Come on, you can handle this much, this is nothing."
She looked around for help but no one was around. More tears were gathering.
"N-nanoha-mama! Please! Don't leave me here!"
No response. No sound. It was total silence in the room until the girl hugged the body and screamed, tears flowing down her cheeks.
T.T That was sad. Though I wonder why they were fighting. I should have read this before the crack.
@Thread: There is quite a lot of Satashi is God crack going around! I love it! Though I wonder what Satashi will say. I fear our Master's wrath!
Just so you don't think I'm dead hen I don't post.
I will not be posting, reading or commenting for the next month. So that means of course there won't be another chapter of RebelS for a month (but I will be able to write so there will be one when I get back :3 and I'll have hopefully written a sufficient outline and be able to write the rest of the series with ease (Ease Ha ha ha)
What am I doing?
It's... a... secret~ (actually most IRC people know )
omgosh im reading this at 1.30 in the morn and trying harddddd not to laugh too loudly!
anyway, hey there!
i'm uh, obviously new.
hope i can get to know you guys better while hanging out in this fantastically crazy thread! x)
kudos to all fanfic writers btw!
Welcome new person! Have fun and enjoy the thread. Just try not to get lost in all the crack going around.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dusk_
Satashi...as god?
Spoiler:
Hayate: Satashi-sama is becoming bored with this world, and as she continues to be dissatisfied reality will continue to be distorted. When she finally gives up on this existence, this world will be replaced with a reality that she desires.
Fate: D:
Hayate: There is only one way to stop this occurrence.
Fate: How?!
Hayate: You must kiss Satashi-sama and prove to her the existence of yuri!
Nanoha: EEEHHHHHHH?!!?!?!?! No one kisses my Fate-chan!
Hayate: But this could be the end of the universe as we know it!
Nanoha: We'll take our chances.
The world is doomed!
Quote:
Originally Posted by AtomicoX
Had some random angst idea again in the middle of the night...so...yeah... music by Rob Costlow included for more feeling...
Spoiler for text:
Tears in vain
The battle had lasted a long time and both of the combatants were getting tired. The interior of the throne room was almost destroyed by all the attacks.
"You will not get away with it!" one of the girls remarked again.
The other girl looked at her pleadingly and said, "Please Vivio, calm down and list-"
"No! No more!"
Energy began to surge in the air and massive streaks of light began to swirl around. Suddenly it began to move in high speed against the girl in white clothes. She didn't have the speed to avoid it and was hit head-on. The power of the attack shook the interior and the walls began to crack.
The light disappeared and Vivio looked down on the girl laying buried beneath the rubble.
As the defense released its grip on Vivio, she came to realize what had happened. She slowly began to walk towards the body that lay ahead of her. She crouched down and felt for a notion of breathing. Nothing. She quickly tried to find the pulse but couldn't find it. Tears began filliing her eyes while she continued to look.
"Nanoha-mama, wake up. Come on, you can handle this much, this is nothing."
She looked around for help but no one was around. More tears were gathering.
"N-nanoha-mama! Please! Don't leave me here!"
No response. No sound. It was total silence in the room until the girl hugged the body and screamed, tears flowing down her cheeks.
Good angst. Is this somewhere along the Cradle incident?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Satashi
...........
@_@
You guys......
*hides in embarrassment*
Quote:
Originally Posted by Evil Rick
Just tell me wich one I must hit Satashi XP
You should actually be joining us! Dark side has cookies!
Hey Hey welcome welcome. I too am new to this thread, so we n00bs should band together, nee? I could see it now, a whole hord of us rushing the walls of the thread.....
Not really but yeah. You get my point... If you need any help don't fear asking, we get a few free stupid questions cause we're new.
Quote:
Originally Posted by wanwan1203
Hello! *waves* Welcome to Fon Fi---*shot* DX... er.. Welcome to the thread! Please feel free to join in this insanity and drop by in our humble lounge, the chatroom, if you don't have anything to do. ^^ I hope you enjoy your stay here. ^^ Happy reading!
Quote:
Originally Posted by markesellus
Hello! Welcome, you might think you're new and out of place but soon enough you'll learn the ways of the Fon Fillia! Come and join us in the chatroom, found under Satashi's signature.
Nyawww, thanks guys, for being welcoming
And, yes, I hope I don't get lost in all the crack that's been around lately.
Although I dare say it's hilarious!
There are stories that shouldn’t be written, and then there are the stories that REALLY shouldn’t be written but are anyway. Take a quick guess as to which one this is.
Oh yeah, Wanwan, it's THAT one.
Spoiler for The TSAB Brigade:
Kyon could hear the screams of torment from down the hall. He sighed in his futility as he opened the door under the sign that read “Literature Club. His eyes immediately widened at what greeted him when he walked in.
“Kyon-kun!” Mikuru tearfully begged, “Help!”
Kyon gasped at the skin-tight, flesh-colored leotard that the cute, little time traveler was wearing. He had to take a double take because she looked naked at first glance. The girl on top of her had an outrageous outfit of blue and white robes with a very short skirt and a ridiculously long wig pulled up in a lopsided ponytail.
“What the hell is going on, Koizumi?” Kyon asked the smiling esper who looked rather butch in his outfit of black and gray with his hair dyed black.
“Suzumiya-san marathoned all three seasons of Mahou Shojo Lyrical Nanoha over the weekend. So it seems that it is magical girl dress up week,” the esper replied.
Kyon rubbed his forehead and sighed, and then he sat across from Koizumi and made the first move of their usual game.
“Kyon! Why aren’t you in costume?” shouted the Brigade Leader.
“I don’t see Yuki dressed in an outfit!” Kyon snarled back.
“She is, dumbshit! She’s Raising Heart!”
Yuki held up a small red pendant that was tied around her neck while still reading the book in her other hand.
“Ready…Standby…Set up…” said Yuki quietly and without emotion.
Haruhi did a little twirl at the phrase.
“Itsuki is Chrono Harlaown,” continued Haruhi.
“Shouldn’t I be Chrono?” asked a perplexed Kyon.
“Why?”
Kyon shrugged. He hadn’t seen the show but somehow felt linked to Chrono.
“What the hell is Asahina then?” he asked while pointing to the weeping pile of person in the corner.
Haruhi grinned evilly, “She’s Nanoha in mid-transform sequence. Watch!”
Kyon watched at Haruhi pulled two long sticks out of a small box and handed them to Asahina.
“Are you insane?” yelled Kyon comprehending what was going on, “You can’t light sparklers inside of the school!!”
But it was too late. Asahina screamed as Haruhi forced her to hold the spouting sparklers while spinning around. Haruhi sang the transformation music, and the screams and the singing echoed across the school campus. After a minute, the flames died out, and Asahina returned to being a quivering mass of humanity in the corner of the clubroom.
“Kyon! What are you waiting for, retard? Get your costume on.”
Kyon knew better than to fight her when she was like this, but a vein popped out of his head when he looked at the costume waiting for him behind the changing screen.
“I’m not wearing this!”
“Shut up and put it on!” commanded the SOS Brigade leader.
“Shouldn’t Koizumi and I switch outfits? This is way more up his alley!” yelled Kyon.
“I wonder what he could mean by that,” smirked Itsuki while turning a page over in his GQ magazine.
“Kyon, put it on this instant or else…PUNISHMENT!”
“Gah! Fine!” Kyon said with a huff as he pulled off his uniform jacket.
A small knock at the door startled everyone.
“Come in!” yelled Haruhi.
“Just bringing a note from the student council,” said the small voice as the door opened, “Excuse the intr-OH MY GOODNESS!! NANOHA!!”
Kyon nearly dropped the wig he was putting on when he heard the sure sounds of a fangirl squeal.
“What club is this where you dress up as Nanoha?” the girl bounced happily, “Your costumes are so good! May I join? Please, may I join?”
Haruhi looked down at the girl with interest while analyzing her, “We may have a spot for you. I see a gleam of it in your eyes, but I must first test it to be sure.”
“Huh?” the small girl said with confusion on her face.
“What’s your name?”
“Wanwan.”
“Well, Wanwan-chan, what do you see?”
Haruhi picked up sniveling Asahina and held her in front of the girl. Wanwan’s eyes never made it to Asahina’s face, because they were distracted by two large-
“Tracts of land…er…BEWBS!” drooled Wanwan.
“I knew it!” chuckled Haruhi triumphantly, “You’re a pervert!”
“I’m…I’m…not a pervert,” stuttered Wanwan.
But her pleas were lost on Haruhi whose hands moved to Asahina’s breasts.
“They’re really soft and frickin’ huge!” commented Haruhi as she groped two handfuls from the screaming girl.
“Gaaaaaaaaaaa….” Wanwan tried to speak, but she could only gargle because of the vast amounts of drool.
“Go ahead! Feel them! You won’t believe how large they are!” Haruhi said while seizing Wanwan’s hand and jamming it onto Mikuru’s chest.
Wanwan’s eyes bulged as blood erupted from her nose.
“Heh heh heh,” chuckled Haruhi, “Not a pervert, huh? I’ve got a costume reserved for the pervert. Put this on.”
“Oh cool! I get to be Hayate!” yelled Wanwan in excitement.
“Are you done yet, Kyon?” yelled Haruhi, “Wanwan needs to change.”
An audible sigh came from behind changing screen as Kyon stepped from behind it. Wanwan gasped.
“Crossplay Fate?” she yelped while looking at the hairy legs descending from the short black skirt.
The long blond wig pulled up into pigtails did nothing to hide Kyon’s embarrassment as he folded his arms under the while cape.
“Heh heh,” grinned Haruhi-Nanoha as she walked toward the scowling Kyon-Fate, “Nope, Wanwan, this is not Crossplay Fate.”
“Huh?” gasped the confused Wanwan.
Haruhi quickly grabbed the short skirt before Kyon had any time to react and pulled it up to his belly button and exposing his nether-regions for all the clubroom to see.
“It’s Futa-Fate!” Haruhi declared.
A flood of nose blood broke the clubroom door off of its hinges, and it floated out into the hallway.
There are stories that shouldn’t be written, and then there are the stories that REALLY shouldn’t be written but are anyway. Take a quick guess as to which one this is.
Oh yeah, Wanwan, it's THAT one.
Spoiler for The TSAB Brigade:
Kyon could hear the screams of torment from down the hall. He sighed in his futility as he opened the door under the sign that read “Literature Club. His eyes immediately widened at what greeted him when he walked in.
“Kyon-kun!” Mikuru tearfully begged, “Help!”
Kyon gasped at the skin-tight, flesh-colored leotard that the cute, little time traveler was wearing. He had to take a double take because she looked naked at first glance. The girl on top of her had an outrageous outfit of blue and white robes with a very short skirt and a ridiculously long wig pulled up in a lopsided ponytail.
“What the hell is going on, Koizumi?” Kyon asked the smiling esper who looked rather butch in his outfit of black and gray with his hair dyed black.
“Suzumiya-san marathoned all three seasons of Mahou Shojo Lyrical Nanoha over the weekend. So it seems that it is magical girl dress up week,” the esper replied.
Kyon rubbed his forehead and sighed, and then he sat across from Koizumi and made the first move of their usual game.
“Kyon! Why aren’t you in costume?” shouted the Brigade Leader.
“I don’t see Yuki dressed in an outfit!” Kyon snarled back.
“She is, dumbshit! She’s Raising Heart!”
Yuki held up a small red pendant that was tied around her neck while still reading the book in her other hand.
“Ready…Standby…Set up…” said Yuki quietly and without emotion.
Haruhi did a little twirl at the phrase.
“Itsuki is Chrono Harlaown,” continued Haruhi.
“Shouldn’t I be Chrono?” asked a perplexed Kyon.
“Why?”
Kyon shrugged. He hadn’t seen the show but somehow felt linked to Chrono.
“What the hell is Asahina then?” he asked while pointing to the weeping pile of person in the corner.
Haruhi grinned evilly, “She’s Nanoha in mid-transform sequence. Watch!”
Kyon watched at Haruhi pulled two long sticks out of a small box and handed them to Asahina.
“Are you insane?” yelled Kyon comprehending what was going on, “You can’t light sparklers inside of the school!!”
But it was too late. Asahina screamed as Haruhi forced her to hold the spouting sparklers while spinning around. Haruhi sang the transformation music, and the screams and the singing echoed across the school campus. After a minute, the flames died out, and Asahina returned to being a quivering mass of humanity in the corner of the clubroom.
“Kyon! What are you waiting for, retard? Get your costume on.”
Kyon knew better than to fight her when she was like this, but a vein popped out of his head when he looked at the costume waiting for him behind the changing screen.
“I’m not wearing this!”
“Shut up and put it on!” commanded the SOS Brigade leader.
“Shouldn’t Koizumi and I switch outfits? This is way more up his alley!” yelled Kyon.
“I wonder what he could mean by that,” smirked Itsuki while turning a page over in his GQ magazine.
“Kyon, put it on this instant or else…PUNISHMENT!”
“Gah! Fine!” Kyon said with a huff as he pulled off his uniform jacket.
A small knock at the door startled everyone.
“Come in!” yelled Haruhi.
“Just bringing a note from the student council,” said the small voice as the door opened, “Excuse the intr-OH MY GOODNESS!! NANOHA!!”
Kyon nearly dropped the wig he was putting on when he heard the sure sounds of a fangirl squeal.
“What club is this where you dress up as Nanoha?” the girl bounced happily, “Your costumes are so good! May I join? Please, may I join?”
Haruhi looked down at the girl with interest while analyzing her, “We may have a spot for you. I see a gleam of it in your eyes, but I must first test it to be sure.”
“Huh?” the small girl said with confusion on her face.
“What’s your name?”
“Wanwan.”
“Well, Wanwan-chan, what do you see?”
Haruhi picked up sniveling Asahina and held her in front of the girl. Wanwan’s eyes never made it to Asahina’s face, because they were distracted by two large-
“Tracts of land…er…BEWBS!” drooled Wanwan.
“I knew it!” chuckled Haruhi triumphantly, “You’re a pervert!”
“I’m…I’m…not a pervert,” stuttered Wanwan.
But her pleas were lost on Haruhi whose hands moved to Asahina’s breasts.
“They’re really soft and frickin’ huge!” commented Haruhi as she groped two handfuls from the screaming girl.
“Gaaaaaaaaaaa….” Wanwan tried to speak, but she could only gargle because of the vast amounts of drool.
“Go ahead! Feel them! You won’t believe how large they are!” Haruhi said while seizing Wanwan’s hand and jamming it onto Mikuru’s chest.
Wanwan’s eyes bulged as blood erupted from her nose.
“Heh heh heh,” chuckled Haruhi, “Not a pervert, huh? I’ve got a costume reserved for the pervert. Put this on.”
“Oh cool! I get to be Hayate!” yelled Wanwan in excitement.
“Are you done yet, Kyon?” yelled Haruhi, “Wanwan needs to change.”
An audible sigh came from behind changing screen as Kyon stepped from behind it. Wanwan gasped.
“Crossplay Fate?” she yelped while looking at the hairy legs descending from the short black skirt.
The long blond wig pulled up into pigtails did nothing to hide Kyon’s embarrassment as he folded his arms under the while cape.
“Heh heh,” grinned Haruhi-Nanoha as she walked toward the scowling Kyon-Fate, “Nope, Wanwan, this is not Crossplay Fate.”
“Huh?” gasped the confused Wanwan.
Haruhi quickly grabbed the short skirt before Kyon had any time to react and pulled it up to his belly button and exposing his nether-regions for all the clubroom to see.
“It’s Futa-Fate!” Haruhi declared.
A flood of nose blood broke the clubroom door off of its hinges, and it floated out into the hallway.
gahhhhhhhhhh you actually wrote it!!! *flails* b-but the last part.. o//////o oh the last part... *mental image commence* ....
There are stories that shouldn’t be written, and then there are the stories that REALLY shouldn’t be written but are anyway. Take a quick guess as to which one this is.
Oh yeah, Wanwan, it's THAT one.
Spoiler for The TSAB Brigade:
Kyon could hear the screams of torment from down the hall. He sighed in his futility as he opened the door under the sign that read “Literature Club. His eyes immediately widened at what greeted him when he walked in.
“Kyon-kun!” Mikuru tearfully begged, “Help!”
Kyon gasped at the skin-tight, flesh-colored leotard that the cute, little time traveler was wearing. He had to take a double take because she looked naked at first glance. The girl on top of her had an outrageous outfit of blue and white robes with a very short skirt and a ridiculously long wig pulled up in a lopsided ponytail.
“What the hell is going on, Koizumi?” Kyon asked the smiling esper who looked rather butch in his outfit of black and gray with his hair dyed black.
“Suzumiya-san marathoned all three seasons of Mahou Shojo Lyrical Nanoha over the weekend. So it seems that it is magical girl dress up week,” the esper replied.
Kyon rubbed his forehead and sighed, and then he sat across from Koizumi and made the first move of their usual game.
“Kyon! Why aren’t you in costume?” shouted the Brigade Leader.
“I don’t see Yuki dressed in an outfit!” Kyon snarled back.
“She is, dumbshit! She’s Raising Heart!”
Yuki held up a small red pendant that was tied around her neck while still reading the book in her other hand.
“Ready…Standby…Set up…” said Yuki quietly and without emotion.
Haruhi did a little twirl at the phrase.
“Itsuki is Chrono Harlaown,” continued Haruhi.
“Shouldn’t I be Chrono?” asked a perplexed Kyon.
“Why?”
Kyon shrugged. He hadn’t seen the show but somehow felt linked to Chrono.
“What the hell is Asahina then?” he asked while pointing to the weeping pile of person in the corner.
Haruhi grinned evilly, “She’s Nanoha in mid-transform sequence. Watch!”
Kyon watched at Haruhi pulled two long sticks out of a small box and handed them to Asahina.
“Are you insane?” yelled Kyon comprehending what was going on, “You can’t light sparklers inside of the school!!”
But it was too late. Asahina screamed as Haruhi forced her to hold the spouting sparklers while spinning around. Haruhi sang the transformation music, and the screams and the singing echoed across the school campus. After a minute, the flames died out, and Asahina returned to being a quivering mass of humanity in the corner of the clubroom.
“Kyon! What are you waiting for, retard? Get your costume on.”
Kyon knew better than to fight her when she was like this, but a vein popped out of his head when he looked at the costume waiting for him behind the changing screen.
“I’m not wearing this!”
“Shut up and put it on!” commanded the SOS Brigade leader.
“Shouldn’t Koizumi and I switch outfits? This is way more up his alley!” yelled Kyon.
“I wonder what he could mean by that,” smirked Itsuki while turning a page over in his GQ magazine.
“Kyon, put it on this instant or else…PUNISHMENT!”
“Gah! Fine!” Kyon said with a huff as he pulled off his uniform jacket.
A small knock at the door startled everyone.
“Come in!” yelled Haruhi.
“Just bringing a note from the student council,” said the small voice as the door opened, “Excuse the intr-OH MY GOODNESS!! NANOHA!!”
Kyon nearly dropped the wig he was putting on when he heard the sure sounds of a fangirl squeal.
“What club is this where you dress up as Nanoha?” the girl bounced happily, “Your costumes are so good! May I join? Please, may I join?”
Haruhi looked down at the girl with interest while analyzing her, “We may have a spot for you. I see a gleam of it in your eyes, but I must first test it to be sure.”
“Huh?” the small girl said with confusion on her face.
“What’s your name?”
“Wanwan.”
“Well, Wanwan-chan, what do you see?”
Haruhi picked up sniveling Asahina and held her in front of the girl. Wanwan’s eyes never made it to Asahina’s face, because they were distracted by two large-
“Tracts of land…er…BEWBS!” drooled Wanwan.
“I knew it!” chuckled Haruhi triumphantly, “You’re a pervert!”
“I’m…I’m…not a pervert,” stuttered Wanwan.
But her pleas were lost on Haruhi whose hands moved to Asahina’s breasts.
“They’re really soft and frickin’ huge!” commented Haruhi as she groped two handfuls from the screaming girl.
“Gaaaaaaaaaaa….” Wanwan tried to speak, but she could only gargle because of the vast amounts of drool.
“Go ahead! Feel them! You won’t believe how large they are!” Haruhi said while seizing Wanwan’s hand and jamming it onto Mikuru’s chest.
Wanwan’s eyes bulged as blood erupted from her nose.
“Heh heh heh,” chuckled Haruhi, “Not a pervert, huh? I’ve got a costume reserved for the pervert. Put this on.”
“Oh cool! I get to be Hayate!” yelled Wanwan in excitement.
“Are you done yet, Kyon?” yelled Haruhi, “Wanwan needs to change.”
An audible sigh came from behind changing screen as Kyon stepped from behind it. Wanwan gasped.
“Crossplay Fate?” she yelped while looking at the hairy legs descending from the short black skirt.
The long blond wig pulled up into pigtails did nothing to hide Kyon’s embarrassment as he folded his arms under the while cape.
“Heh heh,” grinned Haruhi-Nanoha as she walked toward the scowling Kyon-Fate, “Nope, Wanwan, this is not Crossplay Fate.”
“Huh?” gasped the confused Wanwan.
Haruhi quickly grabbed the short skirt before Kyon had any time to react and pulled it up to his belly button and exposing his nether-regions for all the clubroom to see.
“It’s Futa-Fate!” Haruhi declared.
A flood of nose blood broke the clubroom door off of its hinges, and it floated out into the hallway.